Aussie Hours are the worst hours

Aussie Hours are the worst hours

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This is now a real Aussie hours thread

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shut up Gaytamala

What the fuck's happening in parliament cunts? Any of you savvy fuckers able to summarise?

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Oy in ID
fark yeah cunts

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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

BURN THE FLAG BRING OUT THE DEAD

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malcum is getting fucked off by the bludger he usually sics on the pundents when they need a good savaging like orwells animal farm except the dogs are taking over from the pigs so the shit will hit the fan and we will all be at the fuckin ballet box again by October
count on it

If we're going back to the ballot they better not run out of sausage sizzles this time. Last election was a fuckin joke

What is a violent rapist's favourite vegetable? Beat Root.

>fighting fat
why are aussies so fat?

New Idea is a magazine for middleaged women

they have sausage sizzles?
shit I might actually vote then

The only reason to register to vote is to get the cheapo sausage sizzle after casting the ballot. If you go early in the morning most places will offer bacon and egg rolls as well. Go to whatever school around you has a voting center, they usually make the snag sangas especially good

Because we have food here

If you guys make some elections every day you will be able to feed whole world. Just imagine how rich you all gonna be selling all that cheap pastry every day.

>pastry
Mate do you even know what food is?

jus for u bby

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sausage sizzle was the only reason to tag along with dad on Saturdays pilgrimage to Bunnings

>Russia
What do you think?

Cunt's fucked, that's what I think.

Visiting the local hardware warehouse being a near-religious experience really typifies where we are as a culture and I fuckin love it.

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>It is 9AM weekday for bongs
>2AM for americans
>and even later for brazil.
>Asians do not post

Aussies now have complete control. God help us all.

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pls no bulli

It's just banter you weakcunt, eat some cement

>eat some cement
Had that for breakfast, was pretty good.

new meaning to shitting bricks

Is this you?

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No, would be a lie to call myself that handsome.

You've got the kind of self-hating humour that I appreciate. You're alright.

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Ice cold man. You are a cool dude

A lot of Aussies and English people are overweight or obese, but there’s more fat people in America then Australia.

I love lamingtons and bundabergs are quality donot be jelly

Can you faggots stop talking like bogans? Like, holy shit - you make Australia look awful.

does it matter lol

Yes it does matter we don't appear like working class morons.

tall poppy mode engaged

why would we be better than working class morons

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I'm not upper class. I'm just saying the bogan look stinks and we're better than that.

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they are larping a bit i guess

No doubt, but some eurofag will read it and assume this is actually how Australians talk.

You got a problem with working class battlers you fucking yuppie cunt?