Milk, two sugars ta lad

milk, two sugars ta lad

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>tea with milk

>tea without milk

>tea with milk and with sugar
pick one
literally

I'll take the milk with sugar then

>tea without human milk in it

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>Drinking flavoured hot water

milk and two sugars please

human milk (male)?

but it tastes good

HUMAN IS HUMAN MILK!
MALE, FEMALE AND YOUR UNCLE BEN!

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>drinking not flavoured cold water
No, milk(cow milk, female, whole) and not sugar. Or just tea without milk and with sugar and preferebly lemon.

>not drinking liquid oxygen

what? uncle milk?

that sounds pretty good
you're just missing some milk and sugar

Milk and sugar don't go together. Unless milk is already a sour creame or yoghurt.

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nah lad you're doing it wrong

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I'm 100% certain I'm doing it right.

this
milk in tea is a bong abomination

Some photoshop his head on top of

*Someone

imagine not being a brit and never understanding how good tea with milk and sugar is

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I'm not the one suggesting adding """"male milk"""" in tea though.

I don't do that. Nobody does that it would be disgusting.

>he said as he poured another galon of semen down his throat

Tea with too much milk

Only medium to strong tea with next to no milk and a teaspoon of honey.

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I have no idea why he does that.

British Anons if I, a Burger with no knowledge of tea, were to get some tea then what would you suggest? I've only had green tea and sweet tea.

that's me
my id changed

mint tea is pretty good

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I uh...I kind of hate mint. I can handle it in small doses but I can't deal with it most of the time.

You need tea bags user.

And only then you can make a nice cup of tea.

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That's fine and all, but the question it, what tea is worth trying?

>You need tea bags user.
>that coming from a brit
Lynching when?

I could suggest a tea. But there are many teas available, perhaps, Yorkshire tea?

However, brewing a tea is an important factor in enjoying the tea. So, it is imperative to brew it to your drastic liking.

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>So, it is imperative to brew it to your drastic liking.
Pretty sure that's the most British thing I've ever seen from any Brit.
I'm happy to try stuff but I worry about taste sometimes. Everything I've seen go around my town has been fruity or very light. I'd prefer something with a rich taste.

tea is gay

So what do the Italians drink then?

Depends on the persons taste, milk teas are good beginners beverage Assam make some decent cheap milk teas. I tend to gravitate towards English tea and variations of black tea, Earl grey and English breakfast are the most popular here, green tea/matcha , oolong and chai are good too all by themselves.

Don't buy no gross shit liquorice tea though, shits rank.

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Semen

I thought everyone drank tea with milk and sugar

Same. My American in laws gave me a weird look when I asked if they had any sugar for tea.

American branded tea is a shadow of actual tea. Stay away from a by thing that that has a generic fruit name.
As said with their actual names is the quickest way to sort through the walmart shite.
There's an America brand that sells on amazon called "discover Britain" that do selection boxes of ten odd flavoured for around 5/7$ if you want a general spread. Twinings also do "shot" packets but they can be pretty expensive.
I agree with Kiwi on the breakfast tea recommendation. Earl Grey is what my mother drinks and while it has a distinct flavour, it's very light and comes milky fast.

Authentic green tea from Chinatown is great but you'll need a tea strainer. Gunpowder Tea is always a recommendation.

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I'm gonna have to try that breakfast tea. I bet it's exactly what I'm looking for. I also always hear about earl Grey. It can't be bad if it's so popular right?

Putting milk first should be a crime in this country.

first time poster

cup > bag > hot water > milk, or

cup > hot water > bag > milk, or

cup > hot water > milk > bag?

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The two-nd one

>cup > bag > hot water > milk

Have I been brewing teas incorrectly?

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Post your front-hole.

KOT KOT KO T KOT

4 sugars
4 milk
Unless it's Chai, then I cut back to 3 sugar
If it's bubble tea there's already sugar and milk so I don't add anything

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