What're Spanish and Mexicans like?

Hey Spanish and Mexi bros. I'm learning Spanish and I just want to know what are Spanish and Mexican people like? I assume the majority are nice and are very chill people.

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All spanish speakers are gay
oh wait...

im not gay you faggot

True

spain spanish = UK feeling of superiority with absolutely no cause, speaks with lisp, doesn't know the difference between tortilla and omelette, most famous foods are nut-fed ham and cold tomato soup

Chorizo de Castilla, con certificado de origen.

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Double true, but just a little

Why are you learning Spanish user?

Do you have any hispanic/spanish roots?

Fake and gay

Based Castillian poster

Why did you learn English?

Do you have any British/English roots?

Por que estas apriendo Espanol user?

tienes hispanos antepasados?

I am dog.

Onions gato.

You're alright Texas.

not "apriendo", is "aprendiendo", the equivalent of present continous

Also sounds better the noun before the adjective
"antepasados hispanos" is better constructed than "hispanos antepasados"

>doesn't know the difference between tortilla and omelette

Wrong, not our fault that you call tortilla something that is not a tortilla, dumb chicano.

I'm learning because I like the way the language sounds.

Kek Hispanics > Spainfags

Wrong

We are the ones who take all the condescension.

Mexicans are the ones who take all the deportation.

What about Argentines?

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>calls an omelette a tortilla
get this madlad out of here

I learned cause my school teach me English

Oh, and i'm web developer so i must read books in English

Typical dumb Amerimutt being dumb. Both Spanish and Latin Americans are cool people and we should unite to laugh at retarded Unitedstatians instead. Except for OP, he's a pretty cool guy for learning Spanish

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You and the other Mexicans on this board speak English far better than the typical Québecois.

If you want help for learn Spanish i can help you any time user.

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Based cutie ruski.
:^)

Thanks user, i try to improve my English everyday, i wanna learn another language after this.

mi novia es de mexico y la cree que españa es caca tambien

I have a spanish girlfriend and I wanna no howto say I wanna fuck you in ass

I want to learn Castilian Spanish because it's apparently the "right" Spanish. But I know little about the dialects and accents though, so I could be misinformed.

castilian is the laughingstock of spanish accents. They're the ones that speak with a lisp. "¡Felith navidad!"

Thank you Vlad. I think Russian accents are cute (both male and female). After Spanish I think I'll learn it to get a cute Ruski gf

What would be better? Mexican Spanish right?

There's not a right Spanish, but in another hand every country have a lot of slangs.

Maybe spanish user can help you.

No u

Tu novia es retrasada

"Quiero que me folles el culo"

Just make sure you don't learn Andalusian Spanish

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NO!

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O eres realmente tonto o un beta que no tiene opinion propia y que solo repite como un loro los cliches baratos que su tipica (novia) mexicana que odia España sin motivo alguno dice.
Probablemente tu novia sea una normie adolescente que sigue cuentas de "momos" en instagram y usa ":v" como una buena retrasa.

Plot twist: tu novia eres tu.

Russian is very cute indeed but also very difficult

Don't let retards influence you and just learn whichever one you like the most

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No se si a todos nos afecte por igual, tambien de chica jugaba con mi primos, un primo fue el que nos enseño a mi y a su hermana a besar yo me metia con el al closet yo tenia como 8 años el como 25 me tocaba obvio una sabe que son juegos pero me gustaba lo que sentia, despues yo lo hacia con mi prima, siento que ahora me gusta mucho el sexo creo que desperto mi instinto a temprana edad

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mexican spanish is kind of varied, just go with american spanish as it's easy to understand and is an offshoot of mexican spanish.

lole lots of salt but good banter. She did used to use ":v" a lot. Also why would I lie about having a gf if I could have just said I was chicano or mexican instead?

>Also why would I lie about having a gf if I could have just said I was chicano or mexican instead?
Porque te quitas responsabilidad, es como decir, yo no, pero un amigo piensa que...

>She did used to use ":v" a lot
100% disgusting.
Se confirma que tu novia tiene mas de un 95% de retraso mental.

>American Spanish
I'm not sure if I should ask what kind of abomination that is

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It called Spanglish!
A hybrid language combining words and idioms from both Spanish and English, especially Spanish speech that uses many English words and expressions.

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Absolutely disgusting. Why do you have to run everything you touch, America?

Ok I guess.

It's just Mexican spanish but mixed between different regions of Mexico. Think the "American accent" you hear on TV but for Spanish. My girlfriend pronounces her ll and y as an english j for example, but that's not how it's done in American Spanish.

That's actually wrong tho, spanglish and American Spanish are different.

>run
Ruin*

You mean the kind of neutral accent they use for dubbing? No one actually speaks like that and you will sound dumb if you do

NO

Yeah, that accent, and no, it doesn't sound dumb for learning spanish. It's the most common accent you can learn, and trying to find resources for a particular accent is a fool's errand if you don't already have a background in spanish. Remember that the user was trying to actually learn spanish.

YES

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We were making tortillas before the mexicans even knew what diseases and missionnaires were, you dumb fag.

You're the ones speaking English with a potato in your mouths, lol.

yeah, yeah, I know, but now nobody but y'all call them the way you do. Even japan calls them tortillas iirc. Prevalence leads to being "correct" in a linguistic sense.

honestly nah I feel pretty comfortable with my spanish speaking voice when I get rolling.

Fuck your accent

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>it doesn't sound dumb for learning spanish
Its a dumb accent unless you are a character of an old disney movie.

m8 I'm a native Spanish speaker and yes, it does sound dumb. Just pick the most common real-life accent and learn that one

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my accent is your accent

I think you misunderstood. I'm saying that it's great for learning spanish because it's basically a standard to learn with lots of resources. Learning a more specific accent can come later. Pretty sure all new speakers of a language are going to sound a little retarded at first.

see my reply to spain. Also American Spanish is still a real life accent, just happens to be associated with chicanos.

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>my accent is your accent
No it's not

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ah, que eres el español que vive en rusia, retiro lo de cutie.

>is still a real life accent
No it's not


Demasiado tarde

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No, no-cutie impostor.

>What're
Hick

yes it is you live in the same region of the us as me iirc

>No it's not
yes it is because I hear it spoken out and about. Just because you don't hear it or don't like it doesn't make it not real.

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I was born and raised in Midwest, you dope.
My family is from El Salvador so my accent should a Salvadoran accent.

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>yes it is because I hear it spoken out and about
By whom? Most likely just by dumb chicanos who can't properly speak neither English nor Spanish

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oh yeah I forgot, I mixed you up with another user. I meant english though, my bad.

also I'm tired of arguing with spain and ruso so *dabs out of the thread*

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have another (You) but I don't care enough to argue any more, believe what you want I guess.

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I have another question and a correction of sorts. I didn't mean "I'm learning spanish", I think it would've been more correct to say "I want to start". And my question is, how do I start? I didn't take Spanish classes in Highschool (I took chinese), and all I've seen have been "Use Duolingo or Memrise", and I can't tell if they're memeing or not.

But you're still white

I usually filter out spanish posters cause theres one posters that deserves a filter

>I meant english though, my bad.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TO THAT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Se confirma que tu novia tiene mas de un 95% de retraso mental.

This x1000000

Don't use any of those shitty apps, you will only waste time. I can't recommend you any specific resource but just use Google and try to find some that work for you. Ideally more than one so you can complement them since no resource is perfect.

Also don't forget to learn proper pronunciation (no matter which accent you choose) if you don't want to sound dumb like Going to get the sleeps now, it's late around here. Godspeed user, hope your learning goes well!

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YES
GIVE UP YOUR ILLUSIONS

NOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NOT WHITE

Tell that to your norse ancestors

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW I'M TALLER THEN THE AVERAGE LATIN BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME NORSE.

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You know it to be true.
Ever since you were a wee lad you wanted to raid the eastern shores of England and retake rightful norse clay.
It's in your blood son.

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NOOOOO MY ANCESTORS ARE MAYANS

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do that DNA test thing you were going to do

Your ancestors were norse mayans.
Norse people who came to the americas with Leif Ericsson and bred with the natives, but the norse gene is the strongest of all genes, and so you're norse, not mayan.

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Maybe I will
>Leif Ericsson
But that was north america tho

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We like traveling.
Booty was plundered all the way to SA.

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They got there ass kicked by the natives tho and ran-away

False history.
They cucked the men and went down the coast making sure any native woman they saw was gregnant with their potent seed.
They took down the tribes that were in the americas and created the great empires of SA.
Aztecs, inca and maya were made by the vikings bucko.

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You're getting so many timelines wrong, I don't know where to begin.

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i hope they're like you bruv

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Who?

yooooooou

oh

the mayan civ had come and gone in a blaze of glory long before norse men had even figured which end of the boat needed to be pointy
dumbass

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i changed my mind if you're not chinese stay out

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This
Okay?
I don't understand

I noticed many russians are interested in learning spanish, why is that? they are usually pretty good at it too

Perhaps it is you that is mixing up your timeline.
I know for a fact this happened.
All written down in the ainchent secret sagas.

Mayans were just time traveling vikings then.
They went on their time traveling longboats and conquered yet another place.
Quite obvious when you think about it.

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Loud and obnoxious
Fat too

strange that they could time travel but couldn't beat a saxon shield wall or Moorish cavalry

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>All written down in the ainchent secret sagas.
>Mayans were just time traveling vikings then.
They went on their time traveling longboats and conquered yet another place.
Quite obvious when you think about it.
Yeah, written down in your head.

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