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ONLY GIRLS AND HOMOSEXUALS CARE ABOUT FORESKIN

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i have the foreskin :3
my flip family wanted to remove them when i was twelve. i said no! they dont have the foreskin :)

are you a girl?

why did mommy and daddy cut my pee pee skin off?

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>i have foreskin :3

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i dont know why user. but its not much of a big deal i think. dicks are good without and with foreskin. though i maybe be wrong.

why do jews always want the foreskin?

They just are more attractive to me
Is there any other gender without a dick?
Because they wanted ur dick to look like theirs

ohh but there are some few males born with wrong stuff. anyway im ritsu. nice to meet you

>theirs

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Yeah I'd agree but calling them hot just sounds weird
Like it'd suck to not have organs but I'd never say I loved them lul

Yes
ur mum is ur dad
Mfw i love my liver
hi
My name is overly tired bitch

you should rest then. but maybe you want to after this thread. i understand that. umm why do you like the foreskin?

>Not appreciating the fact that you have lungs at least once a day

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Yeah
i should sleep
But i like the foreskin because its different
too many guys dont have it so its always interesting when somebody still has their foreskin

They eat them like they're chips.
They think it gives them longer life.

Does that mean that you'd like cut more if you were born where it wasn't a common practice.

ahh ok. it sounds like you have had a lot of sex or seen at least many dicks. but foreskin or not doesnt really matter for me.

I wont Until the extended lungs guy gets back to me

do they really do that. it sounds absurd and idiotic.

I'm pretty sure that lungs aren't supposed to extend any bigger than they normally are
Go to sleep bruv you don't make any sense

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Nah
they look ugly without it when theyre not erect
I have seen alot of dicks
but unless you consider a blowjob sex then i havent had alot of sex

I'm sure you didn't mean it that way and pls don't take this the wrong way but it almost sounds like you called her a whore there.

Nah I'm messing with you.
The real reason why jews do it is because god told them to.
Though it used to be a much smaller cut, only the lips were cut off really to begin with, the rabbis changed it later so the complete foreskin was cut off, don't rember why they did it but there was a non divine reason.

Good and agreed.
Cutting kids peckers is bad, i wish it didn't happen.

do you think that having a long term relationship would be something for you? i think you have had many bf but they didnt satisfy you or you didnt feel love. i think maybe having a long term partner you really love could make you much happier. but i dont know. i never really have had any sort of relationship to someone.

i didnt mean to call her a whore. i was just a bit worried about her social life.

Yeah that's why Jewish people cut off their foreskins, to extend their life and become more intelligent
Ever wondered why Jews have higher average IQ? It's the foreskin consumption. Ever wondered why they seemingly rule everything? It's just the god-given super powers they get from consuming foreskin.
Feel free to give mine a nibble, I'm sure it'll rub off on you too

Also fuck captcha

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sucking dick is fine by me. but eating dick is too much. im not a cannibal.

I know, just sayan.

True facs.
>Also fuck captcha
The slowly disappearing ones that sometimes just say you were wrong for no reason i assume.

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im so sorry. i reliase i kinda sounded like a douch there. but i promise you that was not what i meant.

I WANT TO JOIN THE FORESKIN GANG

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Fine then just let the Jews reap all the rewards

Not only that but the one that says you were wrong 5 times in a row but works perfectly the second I swapped to a different browser
Fucking gookmoot I'll smoke through this entire pack of tobacco before I ever buy your shitty pass.

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*pulls down your pants*
umm im sorry but we need you to show us your foreskin

foreskin doesnt grant intelligence. autism does :)

Please move to Sweden or turkey so I can just filter your flag and never see your posts again

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but this is important :(

Dude you don't need to convince me, i know.
Also i didn't think you were a douche, you need to let loose sometime, don't take things too seriously and just laugh.

Ah shit dude.
Rip word captcha, missed dearly.

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How come you're still retarded then

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i just didnt want to do something wrong again.
its the classic * dumb person think smart person is dumb*
im a genius ;)

YOU'LL JUST LAUGH AT IT
NO WAY

Fucking... It even says that I've "misspelled" the captcha, as if they haven't reworked the wording for when they want to chill the pass
Stupid gookmoot
Worst thing is I just finished a captcha while my brain was completely offline, selected the cars instead of the traffic lights and it let me through anyway

Kek
But you're still retarded tho

i dont care about how weird your foreskin is user. i just need a look and examine it. dont worry

Shill the pass* dumb autocorrect

Chilll~

>selected the cars instead of the traffic lights and it let me through anyway
Heh, i love it when it fails like that.

im not that retared :(
anyway as long as life is good and fill my needs im happy with my intelligence.

i will chill

Ok
Retard

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>tfw not an anteater

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they never say "are you ok retard" :(

Sometimes they give me free passes though when I'm shitposting hard, like I just click the "I'm not a robot I promise" button it just lets me through
Just did it now so I suppose I've pleased gookmoot by consuming enough foreskin to literally become a 900IQ shitposting god

If you keep putting those sad faces on your posts I am going to find you and shit on your chest and down your chimney

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:(

Sometimes it doesn't even require that.
Just click the post button and it works on auto.
That's cozy times.

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I am going to smear minute amounts of shit on everything you own.

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im not into scat like you user. im not consenting to this :(

Heck yeah man
I've started gaining ultrainstinct on that shit when I really get into the swing of things on my desktop
Like selecting all the images and knowing when no more will appear before they load and clicking "post" frame perfectly as the captcha auto confirms
Feels good
Not as smooth on mobile tho but being under 7 proxies worth of duvets is pretty comfy in its own right

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6255213
No more (you)s until you start being worth replying to

im sorry :(

Idk if I'm at that skill level.
I'm still a pleb captcha unlocker.
When it starts getting really bad i just switch over to the audio captcha since i know that won't take as long and frustrate me less most of the time.

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Little trick for ya: if it's one of the slow ones that takes ages to load you can just reload the captcha and get one that's less aids.
Never tired the audio captcha tho

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That's a good tip, I will try that.
The audio captcha saved me when i was making a bunch of posts at a time and the num of capchas i was doing was >4, really helpful for the embassy threads and some other things.

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Neato, I'll have to try that for maximum efficiency shitposting when I get back home

Fuck you I didn't have a choice in the matter because of the Kikes, C*tholics, and the Kelloggs cereal company.

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shoulda said no user.
Why didn't you say no?
Being a baby is no excuse.

I was autistic during my youth so I probably didn't know what the fuck was happening anyway. Autistic people can't consent.

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Rough dude.
Did you at least spit at the rabbi while he was doing the snip?

Well I hope so, it was all a blur honestly. Personally I would hope that I had pissed on him prior to that.