Pic related, my girlfriend

>pic related, my girlfriend

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cool

fuckign gay

Me on top, you on bottom

UUuummmm..............

>mfw Korea thinks my wife is his girlfriend

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why cant that happen to me :-[

Me and U

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Look, we've already been over this. The divorce was finalised last week. She's not your wife anymore. Please stop being so delusional, for her sake.

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Pic related

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oh.................................
Help me here

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You need to calm down, she's almost this close to filing a restraining order against you. She still wants to be friends with you, but as you are now, you're making that impossible. I know a really good therapist, he'll definitely be able to help you. But first, you have to help yourself.

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there's no help.
Submit to my love

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>TFW a girl will never want to have raw sex with you so bad she throws a the rubber

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He's delusional just like OP is. There isn't much you can do.

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You're a madman
Pic related

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A madman in love!

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I think he has a thing for latinos.

Love this guy You think?

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I'd say treat him like the bitch he is but...He might like that.

Nah, he's not interested, said he was asexual.
Besides, i only have eyes for you

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But why do you have eyes for him alone?

No i'm not asexual i was just joking about how i neve get any sex

Oh no
Save me Jesus

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Because it's true love~
I'd die if he'd reject me.

Oh yeah you like traps.

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There go you, just reject him.

me and my gf

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I don't like traps i like biological girls

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OH YES!

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Sorry, you gotta look for somebody else................

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Biological girl traps

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nope, i searched and found you.
I won't give up until we're on the altar.

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Gimme the sauce user

Damn son. Looks like he really likes you Shit Post

They are not real girls because they have a dick

I wish I had a cute gf to impregnate.

to the rescue one jesus

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Me too

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I really do~

They got a girl dick.
Still biological girls.

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May god or satan save my soul
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thanks
Why tho

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I"m sorry user but, Shit Post is into only one girl and that's pic related.

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unf, lovely. Imagine caressing her beautiful belly and kissing her deep.

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I'm saved

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Both god and satan sanction this relationship.
>Why tho
Ur cutie pie.

I can do that.
Oi cunts can ya put anotha shrimp on tha barbie.

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fucking hell. they're called prawns, not shrimp.

best country girl saves the day

Sorry mate, that just doesn't cut it

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But you don't know what I look like. You can't love what you can't see.
Yes

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I bet it's an amazing feeling

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Australians call them shrimps.
They're a bit weird

I'm pretty sure that was flawless Australian, i learnid it in my australian classes.

Love is blind~

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You can walk the walk and talk the talk sure, but that doesn't make you Aussie Girl. You'll never be what Shit Post wants. You could never fill her shoes.

we call them prawns
shrimps are what we call little faggots like yourself

It's ok, he'll have to make due.
I'm all he needs, wether he realizes it or not.

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You're a madman

nah, it's shrimps.
No prawns can be found in australian.
If you say prawn to an aussie he gets confused.

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You're hopeless.

is it mad to want to love!?
Then yes! I suppose i must be a madman!
Now give me a kiss darling!

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Hopelessly in love?

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it's fuckin prawns you dumb cunt. are you a little bit munted or something?

no

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Look, just because you live close to them does not mean you're an expert.
I know for a fact that australian doesn't even have the letters P-R-A-W-N in its alphabet so it's pretty clear who's right here.

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Alright.
It was fun but i now have to sleep, my love.
I'll either forget or not care about this tomorrow but either way this was fun.
Until next time darling~

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when's the wedding? Am i invited?
your love is such a beautiful thing

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not you

just fuck off you little poof. you have no idea what you're talking about.

false facts

night
What wedding?

your one silly
you are going to marry the norwegian, right?

no

I know big commitments can be difficult but you're made for each other
you don't want to waste this opportunity

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I wonder if this is how Amei and Space cowboy feel.

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Probably. I'm sorry Shit Post. Not sure why this is happening

자살,언제

bant is an endless cycle of bully
That doesn't mean you can get out of this though. you have to marry him. He's such a qt

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never.

It's okay I just hove to find new way to get out these kinds situation.
I'm going to slap you

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부탁, 하루빨리

oh.. not again
I just want what's best for you shitpost

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It's time

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after you.

oh no no no no no
bye shitpost see you later

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I'll find you

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I hope not

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ugh get a grip, this lewd or pathetic anime bullshit is so annyoing on my bant.

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FOUND YOU

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aaaaaa what did I do to deserve this?

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SORRY I'M JUST FRUSTRATED AND I'M JUST USING YOU AS AN OUTLET

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why me?? why not someone else
also If you keep punching me i wont be able to show you this amazing thing I've found

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its the war of independence all over again

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>why me?? why not someone else
You were the closes thing
>this amazing thing I've found
What's that?

i.4cdn.org/gif/1534466325987.webm

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okay bye now

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get?

Please

Aaashdkl

YOU'RE SO GAY
Yes
NERD

did you actually watch that?
what a homo. are you gay or something?

why are americans so rude?

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No I just saw the thumb nail
>why are americans so rude?
It's your fault

NERD

so you looked at an image of two guys fucking?
gay and rude