ITT : Jow Forums lives on a ship together
ITT : Jow Forums lives on a ship together
Brandon Thomas
Evan Harris
ship
Gavin Watson
So is the poop deck for pooping? Because if not we're gonna have a problem.
Charles Richardson
just shit in a bucket and dump it into the water
Jaxson Flores
aye aye, cap'n
Lincoln Morgan
Thx for nightmares ping pong
Juan Barnes
*steals lifeboat and row back to land
Gavin Cox
also, we have rum.
Tyler Scott
Faggots will have to walk the plank
Justin Clark
not anymore
Charles Gonzalez
agreed
Angel Powell
Connor Hughes
*rows back
William Baker
NOPE
Luis Cox
no it's mine
stay away
Jace Cox
welcome aboard, Heaven
Mason King
My pirate ship is better, we have freedumbs and shiet
Jaxon Turner
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE USING? Use this instead.
Henry Davis
picrel
Matthew Parker
sure
Chase Roberts
What do you do with a drunken sailor
What do you do with a drunken sailor
What do you do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Lucas King
Ah, there you are, paddy!
Connor Martinez
well, we’re cooler.
Cameron Martin
okey then
David Ward
*slap
get off and gib rum
Daniel Harris
Yeah, I'm here.
Thomas Stewart
Re-enact sailormoon.
Brayden Jones
maybe not kill myself after all
Ian Sanders
How many ship biscuits do we have left?
Gabriel Bell
you can't have any if I drink it all
Adrian Walker
enough to last us at least 3 months.
Juan Martinez
4 with discipline
Aiden White
also, to avoid scurvy, we have orange slices
Jayden Gutierrez
like you could stop me
bwhahaha
Mason Anderson
maybe you two could share the rum?
Leo Foster
I think I ate too many
wat was the ration again?
Ryan Nguyen
How much drink do we have
Thomas Ward
3 per day
Cameron Kelly
enough. if we run out, we could always buy more.
John Sullivan
if you depleted our supply, you’re walking the fucking plank.
Leo Hill
>buy
Isaiah Brooks
more rum. yay
Colton Lewis
Looks like I got on the wrong ship
Robert Russell
time to walk the plank.
Landon Reyes
no it's all mine
you're not getting any
Jason Anderson
okay, i’m gonna roll a dice to see who walks the plank. Alcoholic anime girl? or Heaven?
Adam Mitchell
to late
already taken
Dominic Campbell
heads!
Lincoln Carter
I vote we mutiny and make op walk the plank
Jackson Myers
I'll just wait until we get to shore
Juan Bennett
time to walk the motherfucking plank
Joseph King
avarsk tiss be ye that will be a walkin thar plank ye blagard
William Kelly
Desert to my ship, ye ole` Black Kotger
You can have all the rum you want and shoot whoever
Colton Harris
alcoholic anime girl, the rum is (mostly) all yours!
Mason Russell
can we just shoot the deserters?
thank you captain!
Jose Evans
i like that idea!
Ayden Lewis
shut ye gob I is capt now
Benjamin Smith
i’ll give ye two choices. 1, you die, or 2, run off to the pussy russian’s ship.
Caleb Young
you won't be the captain after we throw you overboard!
Dominic Gray
say hello to my big fucking buddy
Ethan Campbell
>takes cover
Josiah Robinson
o fug never mind
James Martin
HE’S GONE FUCKING ROGUE
Caleb Long
im gonna catch us some fishes, brb.
Gabriel Barnes
let that be a lesson
we need more rum
Joshua Ward
WRÓĆ TU I POMÓSZ, TY KURWA CHUJU JEBANY!!!
Chase Rivera
look, can we be at peace? maybe you can have your OWN barrels of rum? what do you say, first mate ?
Aiden Harris
can't hear you mate, fishes are too loud.
Cooper Hughes
zapierdalaj
Michael Jones
Oh, I guess I'm still on the boat. Fuck.
I'll just jump off. Cya
Isaiah Gonzalez
Cameron Butler
yep, bye, you useless fuck
Cameron Rodriguez
I ate all the bickies
here have some back
Samuel Garcia
Can we go pirate some ships
Jace Baker
well, not while Heaven the cat is fucking us up
Connor Clark
The skipper's half Dutch and the mate's a Jew,
The crew are fourteen men too few.
And we're waiting for the day,
Waiting for the day,
Waiting for the day
That we get our pay.
Hunter Bell
this isn't my bunk!
what?
YOU CUNTS COULD HAVE LEFT ME AN OAR
Eli Powell
alright, heaven, you win. you’re captain now. goidbye, everyone.
>INTO THE WATER I GOOOOoooo....
Liam Hill
oh, nvm then
James Sanders
*aims flintlock pistol at the bottom of your dinghy*
Jordan Johnson
wot ded yo say, mate?
Kayden Edwards
*detonates device in your hold
Samuel Morgan
Owen Turner
Elijah Johnson
don't worry, I'm back with more rum!
there's enough for everyo...
oh
Leo Miller
Aye, I see a ship bearing the standerd of imptrash nearby.
Brody Wilson
Time to jump off.
Alexander James
oh hey, what’s up? the ship’s fucked, Heaven got away, and everyone else is dead. just an update :)
Asher Gomez
who the fuck be ye?
Luis Lewis
Hey guys I threw the rum into the sea and replaced it with black powder, did i do right?
Carson Martin
FUCKING RESTRAIN YOURSELVES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tyler Ortiz
Only keelhauling awaits frogposters.
Andrew Flores
well, the ship sank, so either way, you’re useless.
John Thomas
I guess I can't sail the high seas anymore.
is anyone looking to hire a new sailor?
Michael Richardson
I set off fuse, was that good idea?
Easton Gonzalez
don’t mind me, i’ll just be floating on this piece of wood right here, completely helpless. i’ll be fine
Brody Morris
I guess we could all fit in this rowing boat if we tried
Gavin Long
i’ll just hold onto the back
Evan Edwards
Does anyone need a doctor for their ship? I can cure the big gay disease.
Landon Perry
Lets strip Apu and tie him to the front of the ship.