It's time for a memri thread

It's time for a memri thread

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How do you engineer a cucumber?

Based muslims
Truly mentally sane people that we should welcome in our countries

Is there a more happier and based TV show?

genetic engineering i assume

THAT'S what bothers you, out of all that insanity?

I think he's just as confused as you, I'd like to know who he's talking about.

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So is what they're saying legit?

Yes, Memri is a service that subtitles arabic tv. They are unbelievably, hilariously biased and use the most outrageous stuff for the sake of Israeli propoganda, but their subs aren't lies. They can't help it if Arab tv is that crazy and they can just take advantage of that.

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Here's where I think that screencap's from. He's the same cleric who says social media causes cancer.

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No English or Arabic subtitles, though. Are there many Arabic speakers on /his/?

>(((Memri))) is a (((service))) that (((subtitles))) the most outrageous stuff on arabic tv

Graham Chapman is looking pretty good for someone that's been dead for almost 30 years.

I never denied that, hence why I said they use it for Israeli propoganda. It doesn't change that the subtitles are accurate translations.

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Martin Luther actually did write that book, though.

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What's your point

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That that particular image isn't really saying anything outrageous or silly like the rest are.

0.89 IQ

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>they are self-aware

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Shit, how did I miss that.

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I fucking love these guys. They just seem perfect for Jow Forums.

What's insane about it?

>MATHEMATICS
A mockery of Yemen - Such ages for marriage are common beyond the whole area and transcend religious groups, undoubtedly the Yemeni Jews also did this

>THEOLOGY
Such statements are considered commonsense with regard to sinners in the Abrahamic faiths, but also, would you not say it's a duty for the President to hate terrorists? In fact it goes beyond hate, we all remember when Bin Laden's death was celebrated like savage Aztecs eating a heart. "Hate" only became a dirty word with the PC SJW agenda.

>JOURNALISM
FFunny how Memri TV doesn't see the irony. What did the Jews do to all these broadcast programs, jarringly placing them out of context, indeed. Isn't Memri TV literally Jewish too? The irony.

>LAW
Such nice of thinking has been the foundation of government forever. I'd bet you'd laugh at Hammurabi too, ingrates.

>ENGINEERING
There's nothing to mock here. It's just the translation, they put quotation marks to show it's a metaphor.

>COUNSELING
You want to criticize? Answer for the invasion of Iraq then. Literally the same logic, and correct on both circumstances.

>PSYCHOLOGY
Someone on /his/ mentioned a father who killed his son trying to beat a devil snake out of him in Japan. But nooo, Japan = smart, liberal, Middle East = Bad poor poor poor bad cavemen, did I mention they are poor?

>ASTRONOMY
Yeah, like there aren't people who obsess over Zodiacs outside the region, sure.

>MEDICINE
No comment, because no context.

>POLITICAL SCIENCE
He's intelligent. You have the freaking President calling the Constitution a piece of paper only (you know which one, 'homey'!), that's way worse than this. A fucking Constitution PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE U.S. ADMIRE, FOLKS.

>BIOLOGY
You're lying and a PCSJW if you don't agree with him.

He actually meant Martin Luther.

He's not wrong.

The transcriber made a mistake

>MUSIC
Amazing biblical / Quranic eloquence, good thing he studies his own religion to the point of making rousing speeches in its verbiage, more than some pacifist sissies can say.

>ECONOMICS
See above.

>GEOGRAPHY
It literally is. Look at the map. Its borders with Palestine are anomalous.

>HISTORY
Persecuting someone for using freedom of the press, huh? Even Noam Chomsky saw through the witch hunt.

>GENDER STUDIES
It's an open-minded thought. Admit it, younnever even thought of that yourself. What, we can't even think "what if" questions anymore? What happened to enlightenment?

>PHILOSOPHY
So at least 17 in this image that aren't.

>COMPUTER SCIENCE
>ECOLOGY
>PHYSICS
All out of context.

>martin luther is the same as martin luther king
/his/ dazzles us again with their brilliance.

That man is Jow Forums personified.

WE DO
WE DO!

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>no, man. there are no jews in this oasis.

sorry, mate, just checking. Now on to the next oasis...

WHO KEEPS THE METRIC SYSTEM DOWN.

The answer: Memri TV.

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is this wrong?

they allow women on the show?

It amazes me how much Jow Forums and fanatical Arabs share in their dogma

It's Al-Jazeera, the BBC of Arab countries, and I don't mean it's in Turkish.

The physics one is not out of context, he literally says that the Earth is flat and the Sun orbits it, all in accordance to scripture. He's also denying the Moon landings.

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>fanatical Sunni Arabs

fixed

It's not just a single show or a channel

You just don't get as much attention rafdi dog

It's not gay if it's to support Islam: youtube.com/watch?v=LMB_p2gc4RY

This is actually based

Daily reminder that MEMRI is run by mossad

>biology

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We can tell from all the screenshots that simply calls the jews, as if they wanted us to be shocked that they were blaming them for something

>Implying the ((transciber)) trained by Mossad didn't do it intentionally

Economics in Jihad

The Biology cleric isn’t too off

the general consensus among historians is that he did not

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I agree with the history one, about the holocaust

Saddam did nothing wrong

He was on Jow Forums

His numbers are both about 4-7 years too high, though.

>Medicine
>no context
Dammit, I really wanted to know the context for that one

I kek’d out loud at ‘explosive capsules inserted in your anus’

>History

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