I love drinking listerine. Cheaper than alcohol and gets me more fucked up too

I love drinking listerine. Cheaper than alcohol and gets me more fucked up too.

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Thats pretty sad. Then again im addicted to opiates so what the fuck do i know?

no amount of listerine will ever wash the taste of failure from your mouth

Neither will it wash the taste of semen from yours.

Did ya chink?

rekt

holy fuck

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I wouldn't know about that, but thanks for your expert advise

Still better than 4 loko

Yeah sure sure...
Have a good one.

>Listerine cheaper than alcohol

Here listerine is more expensive than vodka i think.

you too
don't stray into the hard stuff m8
an OD on colgate could ruin your rep

Yeah, and listerine I don't think is even a popular mouthwash in Poland

How? Listerine is probably the best mouthwash on the market, the burn only means it's working.

I'm Polish, just living in the UK. Listerine isn't that great when it comes to sensitive teeth and gums. It also doesn't have a nice aftertaste.

yours going to go blind

Methanol is only about .04% of the content of the bottle. You can check it on the website. Alcohol (ethanol) is roughly 20% of the bottle. he'd die of ethanol poisoning before he'd go blind

Don't know for you brits but here it's pretty cheap

also buy san pedro OP, way much more fun

I'm not a dentist but it's true

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Listerine?
More like pissterine

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holy shit pwned

doesnt it like have fluoride in it?

Based

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Losing blood gets you even more fucked up and you don't even have to buy anything

I used to drink listerine too, I didn’t drink a lot of it though.