URGENT thread please respond

I'm hungry what do I eat for breakfast?

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Eggs

vegemite on toast and a cup of coffee

please help I don't have any eggs was do I do?

>vegemite

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This

Buy some.
Or get a chicken so this doesn't happen again.

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What do you have?

Isn't it called marmite over there?

t. softcunt

one sec let me see what I've got

we have marmite but vegemite is disgusting

But it's the same?
Am confuse.

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marmite has some sugar in it
basically vegemite for cry babies

Update: I have eggs and some bread

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poached eggs on buttered toast with pepper

There make some sunny side up

uhh which one do I make?
which eggs are better?

Both sounds like it doesn't belong in the same world as dolphins.

Eat the egge, discard the bread.

sunny side up

dolphins love vegemite
source; I know people who work at seaworld

seaworld does other cruel and unusaul things.
I'm not surprised they'd brainwash dolphins like that.

I always hated Marmite, how can sonebody even eat that thing?

you'd probably eat them if you could, whale killer

eat your eggs softboi

Whale meat tastes good.
Vegemite does not.
Do you cry for the pork on your plate as well?

At least I have taste

Update 2: I made some eggs but I flipped them lol

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no but you were crying for the dolphins at seaworld so I just joined in
didn't know it was a personal sook you were having

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total ruined

Yes, i was referring to unneeded cruelty with little purpose.
Hunting for meat is in our nature and perfectly fine.
Unlike most farm animals these whales have had full lives where they were free to do as they pleased.
Also, what do you mean by sook? Dunno if it's a misspelling or intentional.

they're pretty bad ngl

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sook: slang, to be upset like a child when adult
a sook; a person who is upset about something he/she shouldn't be upset about
having a sook; you

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Ah i see.
Is it Australian in origin?

could be
could be british
could be kiwi

Ok.
Odd that i hadn't heard it before, i thought i was pretty good with english slang words.
I'm probably less knowing than i think.
Got any good obscure aussie slang?

probably heaps
somewhere in my head
hard to tell since if you use it its not obscure is it?

cum

nah I've eaten my eggs already lad

Do it anyways

that's gay though

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Today I had two slices of toast with plum jam, a banana and some tea.

>checks flag
Well nothing out of ordinary for you, isnt it?

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>plum jam
my grandma used to eat that

I dont drink cume
im not a homo

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I guess not, just tell me some you like using, I'll say if i know them already.

Prove it

food

how do I do that? I can't really prove I've never done it

can this board be faster please i need to get my quints before i move on to my phone

well then....

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It reminds me of my grandma yeah, that's why I bought some. It actually brings back a lot of comfy feels.

food is good

but if I do it that just proves that im a homo

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Do what?

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Brit user why are you so gay

Im not. I wanted to watch eggs
it's the russian who keeps talking about cum

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eat eggs*
aaa

Have you eaten your eggs yet?

POSEURS!

It's like 5pm you fat retard make yourself some dinner and eat properly.

yeah they weren't that good
No

It literally is tho
???????????????

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Olde thread
I did have a late breakfast though

Eat a dick

Classic swedish ""cuisine""

me

I'm not a fagg

in the cannibal way or the gay way?

eat food

All Brits are fags. It is known.

VPN.

>flag
okay

okay

Sometimes I like to have an omelet with green peppers, ham, and Swiss cheese along with a bagel but if your in a hurry oat meal mixed with nuts and dried berries is good to especially if you plan on working out later on and of course you can't forget your chocolate milk preferably not from farms that use bovine growth hormones on their cattle.

>vegemite

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No I'm on holiday in Denmark
I don't think I'd larp consistently for three days just to convince people I was here

This desu, sounds great