I am sitting on the toilet right now trying to poop but it won't come out. I can feel it there but it just refuses I don't know what to do
I am sitting on the toilet right now trying to poop but it won't come out...
Jace Martinez
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Lucas Hernandez
use laxatives
Lincoln Scott
I dont have any. :(
Blake Lewis
buy some
Gavin Davis
I can't go to the store I have half a turd hanging out that would be weird :((
Blake Gonzalez
Use a spoon.
Aiden Davis
>sit down on toilet
>push and strain for 20 minutes
>little rabbit shits come out
>wipe
>flush
>wash hands
>rest of the shit finally decides to come out so i have to sit back down again
aaah yes very epic
Hudson Wilson
Michael Foster
Do what a mathematician would do.
David Campbell
Chew on a bar of soap
Andrew Evans
. constipation relief Epsom salt is a widely available home remedy for many ailments, including constipation
Bentley Bennett
Work it out with a pencil.
Easton Kelly
I explosive diarrhea'd all over the back of the toilet and walls today
Jaxson Howard
eat something and walk around really fast
Leo Morgan
punch yourself just below the stomoch as hard as you can
Wyatt Harris
extra strong coffee and place a foot stole in front of toilet, place both feet on it and you will evacuate poop stuck in your colon pockets from years ago
Brody Wilson
reach into your asshole and pull it out dude.
simple.
Angel Wright
I am off the toilet. Thank you all for your assistance
Michael Ward
Drink a lot of coffee you'll feel it
Robert Sullivan
Nothing? Fuck y'all niggas.
Jackson Gomez
>At work
>Sneak into bathroom periodically to browse Jow Forums on my phone
>End up sitting on toilet looking at phone for minutes at a time
>Sitting still on the toilet for so long encourages small amount of shit to come out
>Have fallen into a pattern of taking a myriad of tiny shits throughout the day
I'm worried that I will now have to take shits constantly throughout the day because of my desire to browse [s4s] and Jow Forums at work.