Rocks are now BANNED

Rocks are now BANNED
do NOT kill yourself with a rock. You will be severely punished

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Kill yourself with a rope and let me rock post in peace you fucking subhuman

mods sticky this lol

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that pic made my day
cant stop laughing now
am so happy

thanks doc
bumping until mods make this a sticky

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if i kill myself with a rock, will my dead corpse be arrested for incorrect suicide?

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No you will be dead because you beat yourself to death with a rock

yes. you will be arrested and revived as soon as the technology is available
also mods sticky this or you're gay lol

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What about rock, glam rock, hard rock, punk rock etc?

LET THERE BE ROCK

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>do NOT kill yourself with a rock.
I wasn't planning on killing myself at all

bumping because this still isn't a sticky for some reason

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>Nap ID
It's time to going to take a nap you brit

Are rocks banned even if Im Palestinian?
He is brit, not Andalusian

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IF I SAY GO TAKE A NAP YOU GO AND TAKE A NAP GODAMNIT

O-okey b-b-but please don't talk loud ; _ ;

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I'm sorry, sometimes I can't control my anger

I'm not tired
I don't want to sleep

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If I throw rocks at you will you leave

If you don't go to sleep i'll make you sleep

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ban assault rocks

>ese meme taringa-tier

I'm not going to sleep and that's final

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I wasn't talking about sleep you fat autistic retard nigger

It would be extremely painful...

That's okey user, don't worry, you are still nice
Why won't you sleep? Even when you aren't tired sleeping is good
>FB_IMG
Please, don't do this ever again

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>NAp
PRAISE THE SUN

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I'll do again, so

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Go back to Taringa and never come back

Even if I say "Por favor" you will do this again?

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If you say por favor I won't.
It happens that I shared all my memes to a fake account in Facebook to keep them safe of my computer (It had the memory broken).
Th deleted its former names

mods please sticky this or I'll cry

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Sticcy iccy dig triccy pwease :3

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MODS MAKE THIS A STICKY NOW

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There's nothing wrong either being being a Rock (Human)

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You cant tell me what to do!

excuse me, excuse me, I must say that I am allured by the post and image combination you have cooked up here... I'm enamored. Perhaps I can get to know you better ?

s-sure
I'd like that, user

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lovely. exquisite.

so, how is your day going ?

it's going quite well so far but it was raining earlier so I couldn't do much
how have you been today?

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i've been awful i got high and was still sad

why was it terrible? what's wrong?
is there anything i can do to help?

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no there is nothing to be done, i'm nuts. but do not mind that.

Hi nuts
I'm rocks.

This is a dad joke

nuts? what do you mean

It's actually a rock joke
Heh

Okay now THIS is a dad joke.
Good job dad

Thanks son
Rock on, kid

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What if I gather a bunch of pebbles and put them in several layers of trash bags and then an hero with that? Do I still get punished by the law?

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If you touch my pebbles I'm going to beat you to death

Fuck you Dutch boi there my pebbles, now hand them over.

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mods you should have listened to me
I warned you. I wanted you all

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*a large rock falls on your head*

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Why does he post the rock?

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