Hello Jow Forums are there any secrets you have that you would never tell to your family or friends...

hello Jow Forums are there any secrets you have that you would never tell to your family or friends. you can post them here if you want. anyway this is a free thread but please be nice :)

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ok so when i was 11 i had really bad stomach ache for a few days. i went to the doctor with mom. i went alone because i was a big boy right. after talking a bit with the doctor and checking and stuff he tells me "do you wanne have a intestine check". i was clueless but said yes anyway. ohh so i lied down on the bed. he told me to pull my pants and underwear down so i did. he went away for a bit and took gloves. he begun to go around with the finger and it was really sensitive. then finally he put the finger in and it felt really weird. his finger was inside me for about 30 seconds or something. then he pulled out. im not traumetised or anything. it was just weird. but i never told anyone because i thought of it as weird.

Is this how you became gay ritsu

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ritsu stop being gay

Is this how you became gay ritsu

no i didnt relly become gay there. i was just confused.
i cant help it! :(

yes everyone calls me a tranny but im actually not one this is my dark deep secret

no not really i think.

but not being a tranny can be good too user. why do people believe that?

tell us the story of when you became gay then

ehhh i never had any gay feelings until i came on Jow Forums.

yes you can
dumb idiot

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I do have a few big ones but I'm not telling anyone
I'm too nervous

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Nothing I would tell you.

i dont know
Ur a homo thats ur secret

>why do people believe that?
because he's a sataniafag and all sataniafags are trannies

no. i am stuck being gay now. there is nothing i can do.
oh its okey user. you dont have to tell
umm thats fine i guess

Beat yourself to death with a rock please

maybe you are unlucky to look like one
ok

post legs no homo

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Thats not true >:(

that sounds really bad user
no i wont post legs. i have posted half my face and thats all i will do. sorry

Post yourself with a rock lodged an inch into your cranium no homo

Fat, gay, degenerated, annoying, ugly, useless, worthless, smelly, idiotic, pathetic, bullied, attention whoring and blacked Norwegian

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Yes but think about how much attention you would get if you went to the hospital after trying to beat yourself to death with a rock

BASED ANZU

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>face
can i see?

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See

stop with those lies user! :(
no i wouldnt get that much attention

okay this is epic

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's child abuse ritsu

that's not secret

ehh I kinda want to but it's probably not a good idea

amei more like gaymei

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this is not epic. he photoshopped it because he hates me.

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dumb idiot
im straight

i used to impress my dad by catching lots of fish and bringing them home to eat but in reality it was just the hill billy kid giving me half of his catch since i never got any. though i never lied as i always said "we" caught them

if its not you shouldnt do it user.

kagari get?

now

kagar

stupid post delay

MODS DO IT

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doesnt sound bad user. also if i get the GET. i become God

mostly the horrible horrible ways i get off

get off. like jerking off? thats fine user. just dont hurt yourself or something like that. also if i get the GET. i become God

oo wrong thread
my bad

uh its ok.

I look like a straight male though

you sure you do? maybe you look more feminine then you thought and people asumme you are trans or something

I rear ended a car because I was tailgating him closely to prevent some fag beside me who wanted over at the last second. It cost my boss about 1,300 dollars. I never told anyone the true reason I rearended that car.

I actually am a crossdresser. I own lots of women's clothes that I keep in a storage unit.

I killed God.

not much compared to the others, but i like hentai and never told anyone. is it socially acceptable amongst normals?

Not a chance, nothing about me gives out such an impression

that must have sucked. im glad you are over it now
that is not so bad user. i want to crossdress. but i guess its really embaressing
no he was already dead
hentai is good user :)

oh then i dont know. what about me? i want to get rid of my uncertain feelings of my looks.

>shit myself in Year 7 (aged 11) and fucking sat there for an entire lesson. Never got bullied for it or had it brought up by anyone. How the fuck that happened I have no idea. It has fucked me up mentally though

ahh i really feel sorry for you. i would have died on the spot if it was me.

I guess it could be worse. I kinda feel that I'd be less hung up about it if I did get bullied for it.

it was something you couldnt control. maybe just try to ignore it user :)

I fucking could control it, my OCD meant I couldn't use public bathrooms so I used to hold it, sometimes all day. If I'd have gone during my break like a normal person disaster would have been averted and my entire life would be different

OCD. im sorry user. i cant help you with stuff like that :(

Hey ritsu. How has it been going?

Why does that mask look so puffy? Are you hiding a beard under there or is your face chunky?

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its going nice. sorry for the late answer :(
i dont have a beard. not that chunky i think. i dont really know why it looks like that

i am gonna go and take a shower so i wont repond for 1 hour or something

Post legs now

It has been a couple days since I've lasr seen you Noranon. Everything alright?

no i dont wanne. i already have sent out one pic. no more please
yep its alright friend :)

I'm happy for you Noranon. How has your day gone so far?

it has been umm the normal stuff. i overslept a bit though. but its good

everyone has done it, including me
join us cool kidz

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My big secret is that i don't really have any big secrets.

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i really dont want to post pics of my body my face is enough :(
that is a nice secret

I'm 21 but this thread legit just resurfaced a memory of mine. When i was like 12 a young female nurse asked me to take my pants off. She put her hand on my penis and moved her hand up and down several times to "inspect my foreskin". I remember getting really bashful and trying my hardest not to get a boner.
She literally said "it's a good size"
...wait do nurses even do this? I thought it was the doctors job. Also the comment was weird. How did I forget about this??!!

Ok looking back i legitimately realize i was molested as a child? She was hot tho, i can't say it was traumatizing.

Honestly the memory turns me on. I feel luckier than molested. Is this wrong to say?

Ok bant i was molested wasn't i? Lmfao

i think you were molested. thats not okey thing to do :(

Thanks, i'm sure you have nice secrets too

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umm i dont know. but i hope i have

Hahaha holy shit. I'm fucking plastered right now. Smoking a cigar.

All of this just came back to me. I even remember coming back to school the next day, telling my friends, and we all laughed.

WHAT THE FUCK

its ok. i dont think being fingered by a doctor or normal too. maybe it is but not for my age. lets just try to ignore stuff like that.

My political opinions are pretty heretical:
I'm a gay but think gays are awful people.
I'm anti-capitalist (I see it as hedonistic), anti-christian (I see it as ignorant).
I hate trannies and think they should be shot on sight.
I would unironically support a monarchy but I think Jow Forums is a cesspool of retards.

maybe you havent sorted things out right.

huh? what do you mean

your thoughts seem kinda chaotic.

Haha right on.

Sorry your doctor finger banged u

well i said yes to his question. didnt know he would put his finger up my butt. that was embarrresing

oh thats probably true. im so sorry i didnt see your comment :(

I'm a chaotic guy

Lmfao i still remember getting a handjob from a nurse when I was 12 and not even realizing it. Man what a crazy world we live in

what're you tubby or something?

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thats maybe bad. but you make it sound like its good. maybe it is.
hehe i kinda did for some time. it wasnt really scary or traumatising as people say it is so maybe thats why i kinda ignored it.
im thin 18 bmi or something there.

I mean if a big scary black dude chased me down an alley way and fucked my ass, THAT would've ruined my life.
But, this nurse was just a whore. Nothing really bad happened to me. A harmless handjob from a crazy whore nurse. Also she was hot.

i agree user

I drank whiskey

ok

Lol

are you drunk user?

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bahrem also sucks
memory of a desert with a pool, a burget king and a toy store.
not bad, but arabs are retarded and speak retarded.
pice a shit illuminati world.
reality sucks, truth sucks.
we are slaves of a machine mind.
and most people are under its order without free will even of thinking.
all history and places and many things sead to exist dont, not even 1%.
even cause efect health is 99% bullshit.

im a bit confused by this user

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