Me on top

I don't mind either user
:)

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Me outside of the shot ready to beat you to death with a rock

GET A JOB

Mean

I am sorry fren but I AM ON HOLIDAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO BECAUSE WHEN I MOVE TO AUSTRALIA FOR MY GAP YEAR IM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO FUCKING DEATH

Thanks I try my best

>IM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO FUCKING DEATH
DENMARK SCARY

AHHHH

PLS NO ROCK PLS NO ROCK

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Eat your rocks or they will forcefully inserted into your skull

what're the odds of you putting my penis in your mouth btw we need to establish this before any rock stuff happens

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The chances are 0% until you have eaten all your rocks.

i was just giving you the illusion of choice

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As was I
You'll have a gutful of rocks in no time flat

you ain't playing nice today

this isn't cool

you're supposed to just sort of give up

that's how it usually works

fuckin

NOT HAPPY jan what is this shit

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>jan
You will refer to me as the rock.

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SUBMIT

SUBMIT DAMMIT

this is too hard i'm just going to go sulk instead

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No, eat your damned rocks or you won't get your pebble dessert

unless you let me bust those asscheeks i'm not eating a single rock

i want to be on bottom :3

Unless you eat your fucking rocks you won't be busting anything

Other than your cranium because I'll beat you to death with a boulder

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faggot

beat me up reaaaal good senpaiiiiii i'm a baaaad man

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You underneath the rock
Me outside of frame throwing more rocks at you

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i want denmark to pin me down and fuck me while he tell me all kinds of things about me. like how weak and effiminate i am >///

i'm just waiting for the dere

he can't keep it up forever

heh?

I don't even want to beat you to death
I would much rather you beat yourself to death.
With a rock.

>dere
You've got too many rocks in your mouth I can't understand what you're saying

n-no thats bad. rocks hurt a lot.

でれでれでれえええええ

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im confused

Not if it's just one singular gigantic fucking rock.
Consider it like shooting yourself in the head
Except you get beaten to death
By a large rock

If anyone's a tiring fat creature here it'd be you or ritsu

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its still painfull and bad. IM NOT FAT EITHER!

Im going to beat myself to death with the best rock ever
*sip* "ACDC, now thats real rock"

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are you really coming to aus lol

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Mhmm
I'll be on my gap year after this year of college, so me and my friend are gonna move to Australia for a year

tfw no bf

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Eating rocks is a big turn on you know

i want a bf too :(

how terrifying

pls no rock

NO ROCK

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tfw no bf to cuddle with while he lewds you

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it seems we have a common interest....

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You live on one of the biggest rocks in the world and you have a fear of rocks
Or of me finding you and beating you with rocks
Your brain is small desu

>tfw no trap crossdressing 38 year old 7 feet tall microdick trilingual psychologist hermphrodite black quad amputee qt 3.14 bf

h-hot. umm i dont know if i will be any good though :(

why does nobody respect my intelligence

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what?!

fuck this is my fetish

I'm sure you'd be great

the dream

uhh

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ywn be fucked by a man in the butte telling how cute you are while you moan.

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i dont know. people say i am but thats maybe not true

lewd

Ask that other norwegian user

aaaaa too lewd bye I'm leaving this thread now

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Because you've been starved of real food for your whole life and you probably suffer from fetal alcohol syndrome
>Never eaten rocks his whole life
>Literally had his braincells killed since before he came out of the womb
>Probably a literal abbo
It's okay though my brain is quite small too

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>///

Beat yourself to death with a rock and I will consider spitting on your grave

please dont leave :(

all gays require regular spankings

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thats just awful
please spank me. it would feel good

quit playing hard to get i have a long list of furniture i want to bend you over

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Pretty sure he isnt a bottom, dont tfw no bf like that if you put excuses like that

I can guarantee that spanking me will definitely make me straighter
y-you just need to do it hard enough

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i never had any relationships or stuff like that. i dont know how to do this. while every other kids got bfs and gfs i was always stuck alone :(

You know what else is awful?
The fact that you're not currently flying headfirst into a rock

I think I've been quite nice considering the fact that you haven't even eaten your rocks yet

rocks are bad user!

i'm not eating any rocks dangnabit now spread them

I'm not spreading any buns (except for butter on my morning buns) dangnabit now eat your rocks

How about you fuck the Australian guy while I beat you both to death with a large rock

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both of us are getting laid you might as well enjoy it as much as i do

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what is it with rocks and you. i dont understand

What is it with you and being a fucking faggot
I don't understand.

Both you and the Norwegian are getting beating to death with rocks. You might as well embrace it

i dont know myself. but when im like this it feels so good. like nothing else,

denmark the bottle store isn't open for another 3 hours how am i going to make it like this

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Now you know why I tell people to beat themselves to death
When I'm like this it feels like nothing else

Liquify rocks
Drink rocks
Simple.

ohh. ok just dont harm anyone please :)

I hope you get a rock lodged into your brain. Maybe you'd have an excuse for your horrible posts

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i mean ok they are a bit gay. but i cant help it :(