Be alone at a bar

>be alone at a bar
>this cute boy walks up to you with rosey cheeks and a shy attitude
>he asks:"h-hey, i noticed you standing there and I-I wanted to get to know you"
>he reaches out his hand while blushing, clearly embarrassed
>you take his hand and introduce yourself
>he lightens up at this gesture and tells you his name's Alex
>after a few drinks together and him laughing at your cheap jokes you offer him a ride to your place
>he hesitates a bit but decides to accept your offer
>at your place you chat for a bit on your couch
>then, you feel the moment coming, you go for it and try for a kiss
>he stops you just before your lips meet though
>he seems embarrassed but finally manages to say this: "A-user...I-im a girl...is that ok?"
What do you do Jow Forums?

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''That's okay. I'm actually a guy.''

turn 360 degrees

wtf im an alpha chad now?????????????????????????

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oh okay... sure you are...

this
op stop being a fag

>cute boy
>am a girl
well.... what is it?

will I ever get a qt bf?

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I beat herself to death with a rock
Neeeeext

Typical norwegian socialst fags LUL

No u!
I'm not the one who was on a date with a "dude"!

You thought it was a boyo but it was a girlie.

>Sweden

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the pic wouldve made me think it was a girl anyways

I didn't say what kind of bar it was :^)

>>after a few drinks together and him laughing at your cheap jokes you offer him a ride to your place
I'm not gay.

Well then i would get to know her and not have sex.
After we know each other for about 6 months then i have passionate sex

Says you.
You're on Jow Forums in case you forgot.

Do you only sex the boys?

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No i would not have sex with boys because am not gay

But this is a girl.

I hurt her physically and emotionally

And so i had sex with her

It's a tomboy, then.
Which is nice and not gay unlike OP.

Now THIS is what I'm talking about.

You sure?

Why would you do such a thing?

Yes, but she was trying to trick you into thinking she was a boy, which is a bit gay.

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Alice taking the tomboys

If there's less than 2 dicks involved, it's not gay.
If there's no dick involved, it's pure and even better.

"That's what I assumed, do you think I look like a faggot"

I wouldnt do that intentionally
Just a result of big benin combined with small vageen

test

dont worry about if senpai
*kisses*

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"but you still got the dick, right?"

Do you wish you were a girl?
So you could enact this purity i mean.

The straight answer.

Oh my...
She's a virgin, pls be gentle.

The wholesome answer~

"n-no, that's not an issue is it?"

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i'll kiss you too ritsu

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Not ritsu...

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doesnt matter lad i'll kiss you anyways

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SUCK THIS!
BRAAAAAAAAAAP

sick spanish fart fetishist

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I'd kiss you back and cuddle you then~

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:3

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Thats what happens when you have a diet high in fibre

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Turn 360 degrees and ask "Literally or figuratively?". Then enter.

You'd still be looking at him

Enter?

Mating press

Now what, wanker? There are 2 Serbs in thos thread.

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you would kiss me. thanks so much user

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Not a problem

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Alice remains undecided while Alice is already taking the Tomboy pussy

>implying I'd chat with someone with the intent of losing my virginity before marriage

based

embrace the beauty of yuri!

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lel