Okay lads, ITT I'm going to teach you how to make he most delicious sandwich known to mankind
feel free to make it along with me, but a word of caution: this sandwich is not healthy in any way. I'm pretty sure that eating it is classified as a suicide attempt.
okay here we go.
Okay lads, ITT I'm going to teach you how to make he most delicious sandwich known to mankind
Ryder Phillips
Matthew Sullivan
cheese and butter only
Ryder Jackson
>eating butter
Disgusting tbch
Nicholas Diaz
>classified as a suicide attempt
isnt that most british food?
Adrian Rodriguez
rude
Levi Torres
to make this, you will need:
two sausages
a couple of rashers of bacon
a BIG mushroom
a large egg
a tomato
and a bread bun
Jose Flores
wtf this dude eatin dry sarnies
David Rivera
>two sausages
>BIG mushroom
>a large egg
>brit
>karen
200% gay, you will get spatula'd if you don't stop right there
Nolan Walker
Step 1:
put your sausages and bacon in a tray and shove it under the grill
don't forget about it though, you'll need to keep turning them so they cook all the way through
please note that I'm making enough for two people
Jayden Nelson
>not putting hot sauce on your sub
Jack Garcia
Step 2:
Wash the mushrooms and cut off the stalks if they're too long
don't worry if they look a bit big now, they'll shrink down a lot when you fry them
Caleb Diaz
>he doesnt eat butter
lmao faggot
Carson Smith
Make sure the oil is hot enough and then just put them in the pan
you can leave them in here while you cook the other stuff, they take a while to cook
Jason Davis
Step 3:
Next we cook the eggs. I used these weird circle things to make sure that they fit in the bun.
You don't have to use it but it might fall out. This is going to be a bigge sandwich
Hunter Brooks
Look at them go!
Camden Wood
Make sure you flip your eggs as well
sunny side up is a meme. Don't fall for it
Anthony Wright
Step 4:
After everything is cooked, it's time to assemble your sandwich.
Start with your bun
Caleb Johnson
Then you need to slice your sausages in half and stack them on top as shown
Nathaniel Mitchell
Now it's time for the egg. Just balance it on top like this
Luis Gray
This is the most britbong sandwich I’ve ever seen.
Eli Scott
Put the bacon on top of the egg.
If you want to add any ketchup or bbq sauce, now's the time to do that
Hudson Harris
If this is looking too unhealthy, don't worry.
Just slice a tomato and arrange it on top like in the pic
Eli Taylor
Did you forget about the mushroom?
Just stick it on top like this
Connor Gutierrez
We're almost done! It's getting quite tall now isn't it?
Stick the lid of the bun on top. I chose one with melted cheese
Connor Young
how the fuck are you suppose to eat it
Nathaniel Jones
Stick some skewers in there and we're done!
A full English breakfast in a sandwich!
Jayden Reyes
Last step: smash it with a rock and eat the rock instead
Levi Rivera
This is the most unnatural shit ever devised by you Brit’s. It looks like if I ate this, I would be on the shitter for eternity.
Ayden Baker
So you have to press it down in order for it to be able to fit in your mouth?
Gavin Barnes
Don't try to eat more than one, I think it might kill you. Two and a half pigs have to be killed just to make one sandwich
Thank you to the user who told me to make a cooking thread that one time.
This is your fault
Liam Nguyen
Fuck you this is my masterpiece
this is perfection in sandwich form
It's great isn't it? It's an English breakfast in a bun
I agree it is not easy to eat
It is definitely worth it though
I did not think of that
pray for me
Matthew Hill
uuh I'm back again
just letting you guys know that I think I'm dying or something
I'm sure that's got nothing to do with the sandwich though
Nathaniel Turner
you will die.
Ayden Nguyen
please help
what do?
Jose Gonzalez
getting a heart attack just looking at it
John Reed
nothing, sit it out. dont put garbage in you all the time.
Justin Reed
but it has a tomato in it
doesn't that make it healthy?
Kayden Sullivan
Give me one reason that I wouldn't do the exact same thing but add scrambled eggs and spread the contents across multiple pieces of toast instead of having one gigantic fucking inedible sandwich
Xavier Carter
I didn't eat all of it. I gave up around halfway through
my friend ate all of his though. I'm worried
fuck off this was a stroke of genius
Brody Campbell
Your "friend".
Henry Cook
yea it was mostly his stupid idea
I definitely didn't eat both of them
Michael Reyes
Where the fuck are the baked beans
Tyler Bell
I don't think they'd fit in the sandwich lad
also they'd just go everywhere and make the bread soggy
Matthew Anderson
Enjoy the cholesterol and diarrea
Jacob Anderson
thanks lad this is going to be a painful death