Vocaroo thread

can you vocaroo this, OP

>I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager yelled "THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS!" and everybody laughed

>vocaroo.com/i/s054E9b6Zi1z
>so stop asking me
No one had a chance to ask you yet, you're OP.

Are you female?

Kek

WOW LOOK, A REAL LIFE FEMALE!! WE WILL NOW GROVEL AT YOUR FEET WHILE YOU PRETEND YOU DON'T LIKE THE ATTENTION!

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No boobies

Gimme clown gf or else i'm gonna tell your dog it's a bad dog

>No boobies
Fuck boobies, I wanted feet. Post 'em.

This nigga eatin beans

Lol ur wish is my command
vocaroo.com/i/s1eXkfEqkcsA

I reused this from an /mu/ thread that’s why

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You sound like a 12 year old boy
thenks though, 8/10

what kind of music do you like?

how fat and disgusting are you

There are some fat chicks who have cute sounding voices, this is a valid Q

Im 61.25 kg and I only wash my hair every other day

Slint my nogga

Not good enough faggot
Ur dog is a bad dog indeed

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cool, never listened to them but I know they have that one /mu/core album

Does anybody remember that I voiced that smoker guy?

vocaroo.com/i/s0TaTcZiB2tE

SNEEDS FEED and SEED
Formerly CHUCKS (_____) and (_____)

>tfw no British bf

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Hi /tv/

vocaroo.com/i/s18LtGrrGQKf

:(((((((;

How many abortions have you had?

None I’m still a Virgin like all of you guys

...

vocaroo.com/i/s09RznPrNZFa

>None I’m still a Virgin like all of you guys
And the arrogance of the femanon rears it's ugly head. Stop assuming everyone on Jow Forums is as much of a loser as you are. Now post a picture of your feet.

ehh i wanne join but my voice is weird.

Gentleman

Sames

>And the arrogance of the femanon rears it's ugly head. Stop assuming everyone on Jow Forums is as much of a loser as you are.
Also this

i wanne try though. but i sound pretty weird or something. what should i say if im doing it?

just say hello guys. no one is gonna judge you

vocaroo.com/i/s0TJPGeQwWuC
What do you sound like?

Say "hi my name is anonymoose and I'm posting from the netherlands"

Can you vocaroo this femanon? Thank you

>I imagine myself in Europe, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop wh*Te dogs from advancing. We mow down wh*Te dogs but they keep coming. I shoot wh*Te dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sword and begin slaughtering wh*Tes, since wh*Tes are way more psychially inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn't fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. wh*Tes were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see KARA BOĞA (Tengri) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in africa, my homeland. My BLACK brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven..

ehhh i tried my best. umm dont bullly. i dont speak english usually :(
vocaroo.com/i/s01k10SiblLD

>KARA BOĞA
Always wondered how this was pronounced

This is now a Norway bully thread

you sound fine

i speak weird. dont hate me for it!

do i. i think i sound like im eh akward.

vocaroo.com/i/s0y4RvuHOQwu

no. everyone thinks that about themselves. its all in your head

In reality though you sound like the average northern Jewropean, If I didn't know your flag I would say you were Finnish

thanks friend. i was doing my best
im still afraid of the possibility that i sound very terrible or something. but i feel much calmer after you said my voice is fine. thanks.

hehe maybe its because i speak a bit flip and Norwegian.

youre welcome
im kinda scared to post my voice too

I’m OP silly

thanks. umm if you dont want to you dont need to. but your voice is probably not bad at all i think

vocaroo.com/i/s16B9xEeZhDW
Sorry I've been drinking, I cba to look at ID's

>tfw I want to join but I hate my voice

its probably not bad if you want to post. but if you really cant dont do it. maybe it hurts your self esteem. i bet your voice is much better then you think it is user

I think it's a common human thing for humans to hate their own voices. Used to work at a call center and our supervisor would tell us that before they tortured us by making us listen to recordings of our calls

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>its probably not bad if you want to post
what am i even writing anymore. maybe im a bit tired

vocaroo.com/i/s1nrspYW9ZI0

nani!? op voice is sexy

Thank you so much femanon

>i bet your voice is much better then you think it is user
It's fucking worse mate.

You should start talking like jojo siwa for the sake of it

unironically based

いいえ. 私の音声はセクシーではない

why do e*ropeans know who this is

vocaroo.com/i/s0g0bhuAyn6s
fuck it
some people say its deep some people say i sound 12

vocaroo.com/i/s1SvEl2UNtIK

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i really have nothing to say then. im sorry :(

It was on trending some month ago

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you sound good user. nothing bad really. i dont see why its bad.

It's alright mate

Alright. Here’s my go at it
I sound like the fucking mayor of townsville
vocaroo.com/i/s0Hy3hTMHc9T

>he clicks on items in Youtube's "trending" category

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please dont hate yourself for it. its probably not that bad and irl people think your voice is okey.

Is that what you sound like when giving a penis a mouth hug

Im a virgin lol

In america, there are girls who've put their mouth on a benis and they still call themselves "virgins"

vocaroo.com/i/s1U24w3HiS2U

You sound cute

mouth hug. sounds cute for being so lewd.

>virgin
>american
pick one

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0Hy3hTMHc9T
Perfect, but not fast enough
Sometime i just wanna feel like a normalfag
But i always cringe :(
The only normalfag thing i can take are the satysfying compilation

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fucking based

You sound cute too nice accent

do you like shotas

why is it always the men and the boys who call me cute. i have never heard a girl call me cute :(

This, fucking based

Fuck you /jp/ nigger