I finally bought it

>you love putting it in your mouth, don't ya?
Dont project your fantasies onto me

Gotta say Monster Ultra is pretty good

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this Monster is the only energy drink i tried that doesn’t taste like an energy drink,but like Fanta

unironically based

post hand

nice
epic
i like it

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I bet it tastes like over-sweetened garbage?
If you want to experience true bliss, buy pic related. It's an energy drink made in NZ. You'll practically have a mini orgasm (especially when it's a hot summers day).

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fkn boomers and their stupid sips

Hello V inc

Goddamn talk about extreme shilling

I don't think they sell Black here. Interesting.

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Based and boomerpilled

Hello.
I might be shilling, but it's the absolute truth. V is superior to Monster.

Why is it called black monster in Russia

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I don't think I've ever seen it here.

because black people scare them

Kek

you've bought the worst possible Monster out of all th collection. GG

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assault is way worse desu

assault is in my top 5

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Did you hit your head? Assault is fucking top tier

U DID IT BOSSMAN LETS GO CHAMP FUCK WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP BASED GOD BASEDGOD IN DIS SHIT

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>can says black
>it's a yellow can
What did they mean by this?

assault tastes like caramelised cat vomit

Where did you get this

LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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doctor is literally vomit lol

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I am tard and defended the wrong sip. For some reason my head thought we were talking about the ripper. Assault is pretty bad.

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Ripper is pretty good and Assault too, you should hit yourself with a rock

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It's not there. It's only here in NZ, Australia, and a few other irrelevant nations.

You'll need to order it online.

I love this band.

>Joke
one off Joker id

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no its here too. carrefour sells them. pretty average desu, far away from dethroning monster

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why is it called black monster , its called ''the doctor'' here

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>pretty average
>far away from dethroning monster
True energy drinks are meant to have a distinct taste that separates them from your average can of soda. The kind of thing where you can crack it open, take a sip, and say "yup, that's an energy drink alright". Monster likes to do the exact opposite.

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i think theyre all called that there

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>he buys things because of memes

mans been sipping way before the memes

Its a good drink

In Australia, only zoomers drink energy drinks, since beer's cheaper.

I only tried Red Bull, and it tastes like poison. And is not energizing at all. People in my country drink Jaguar instead of Monster. But I bet it's the same shit.

i dont know in NZ, but there's no drink here that tastes like monster or remotely similar

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It tastes like fanta

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No, that's a bad idea.
pic

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