Be me

>be me
>no clown gf
>eat pizza

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I am eating hearts

Oh, but pizza is betterer

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Mhmm but what if I eat heart instead

>be me
>see this post
>buy clown costume

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Good for you lad, but i'm telling you, you should eat pizza

I want a clown gf (female) you are a trap(male)
I'm not gay brit, fuck outta here or else

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Ok but I'm eating heart

well that's an improvement if you ask me

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*throw spatula*
Fuck off
Ok but i'm eating pizza

Ok have good day lole I'm eating heart

let me know if you change your mind
you can honk my horn any time bb

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That's an insane amout of gay you are carryng around lad, holy pizzas

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funi

PIZZA ITALY MAN XDDDDDDDDDD

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I'll butter your crumpet any day

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Hell yeah lad, look at me go

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Faggot

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me and u bb

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That's not my fetish, i already told you that

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oh yeah I forgot about that

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I'm depressed now, pretty hilarious
youtube.com/watch?v=itjf4gCTvwM

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I'm tired will you tuck me in Mr spaghetti?

Yes indeed lad, no homo tho

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>be me
>Chino wife
>drink water

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tfw italian gf

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