The average brit

The average brit

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Kawaii

The average brit trying to be spooky

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The average brit looking at flowers

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The average brit enjoying a box

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The average brit and her teddy bear

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the average brit with something stuck in their throat

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I wish I was an average brit

What if I want to fuck the average brit?

The average brits posting licence
She isn't a brit?
Brits are not for lewding

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What if I want to hug the average brit?

The average brit having lunch
Brits enjoy hugs, especially pats.

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does she smell wrong? i thought she was a brit

she looks just like one

I think that you two can work something out...

Then it'd look like this

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but they entice me

Average brits hugging
This is ok to do

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But a flight to 'murica and back is expensive and I don't have any free weeks left this year.
Also, I'm not an average brit.

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Or maybe this

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More brits hugging
You don't have to be an average brit to be cute :)

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Neko and puppy hugs are premium~

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The cutest

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sucks dude.

we have freedom 24/7 here, didn't know that was a problem for the rest of the world

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Average brits dancing
Both very cute
Sorry but they are not for being lewd.

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someday I'll have a brit to hug and call my own.

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w-what if I wanna hug them, not fug them?

what do i do if a brit tries to lewd me

i dont wanna break the law

The average brit in his work uniform
no u
Brits love hugs!
If the brit takes the initiative, i think you're good.

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Brits are only for head pats

Absolutely cute!

You call him cute and give him the patte

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Average brit crying
That is completely fine
On this situation its fine

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ok. not saying i have

but

what if i got a brit

pregant.

what do i do

ffuck i fucked it up fuck i fuckign

>pregnant.

The average brit getting the pat
Aww, why is he crying? :(
You take responsibility!

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the average brit being consoled & comforted.

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You take responsibility for the kittens.

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what happend to her

Im allergic

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You should put them up for adoption then.
Not enough headpats
Very sweet

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She broke up with her bf

Tough.
Kittens need dads.

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Brits should never lack pats.

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I've received 3 different answers to that. I'm going to agree with the Brit.

Always more pats

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2 average brits holding hands

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Even if they think they don't want them, brits still need them

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If they don't get enough headpats brits get sick.
Give all brits headpats.

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10 pats a day keeps the average brit gay (happy)

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>ID is green with an e in it

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The average Brit enjoying a spectacular joke

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Very good posts

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since when Moldova has internet?

since when did gypsies have the mental capacity to use it?

I... I want someone to lewd me.

Everyone ITT needs to beaten to fucking death

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on it

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test

Gay desu

Beat yourself to death with a rock

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Stfu you copycat neet or I'll beat you to death with a cock

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Pay ticket to your country and i'll gladly do it for you~

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...I don't like darkskinned men.

Your cock is small

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>hugs Jow Forums

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Its 21cm you unemployed faggot
I could literally make you drown with it

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*Launches my intercontinental rocks at all your airports*

*Rocks you in the head*

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My rock is one kilometer into the air I could literally make you drown with it

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>t. Small penis homo

I'm going for a walk to the beach to collect rocks, bye losers

My penis is so big, I could choke you to death with it.
That's why they call it Cobra

I won't lewd you but if you live in the same part of the country as me we can go get a drink.

Well I'm Scotland, so.

Wrong side of the country then...

I'm not from the north, lad.
I'm as white as the average European goes. (before the immigration wave)

I've seen your dick and it's 6 inches at best, if not lower.
Don't bullshit your size, lad.
There's a low chance you'll fuck anyone from this board or to find one who'd unironically want to fuck you.
I bet half of the gayposters you interact with are just ironic faggots who are amused by your wanna-be alpha dom attitude.

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Do you want your (you) with or without a smug anime girl?

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Well, if you post one, that might bring back your old persona, wouldn't it?

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@6301620
I honestly dont know if you are mixing me up with tsunspain or whatever the fuck you are on but fuck off
Not my fault the other user doesnt like darkskinned men you unironical ironical faggot

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cute :)

>6301643
What does your dick size have anything to do with what he said?
I already explained to him why i'm not darkskinned and if he wants, i can provide pic of my hand as proof.
But i liked how you attempted to change the subject~
My "beef" with you (if i can even call it that) is that i've seen you recently too often with gayposters, being called "beeperboi" when your dick is barely over the average length.
So i decided to confront you on that because why not?
Oh hey there, Ritsu.
I saw your thread yesterday but was busy so couldn't reply.
Are you feeling better?

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heh? so its just me who is like this. its probably because im mentally ill heh...

Oh hey ritsu, how are you doing?
This thread is for posting cute brits not arguing thanks...

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>so it's just me who is like this
What do you mean?

i am sorry for being such a weakling. i bottle my feelings then realise them. its dumb but its just what usually happens. dont worry too much

im good :)
i just read it wrong. sometimes i see wrong words or letters when i read. sorry about that

Glad to hear it, and I'm sure you read English better than I can read Norwegian so don't worry about it.

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Don't be.
It's good to let them out since you feel better afterwards.
You shouldn't bottle the bad things inside you or you'll end up hurting yourself more.
You think that if you keep it all in, you'll eventually forget about them but you're wrong.
They'll always be there, on the back of your head, scratching and screeching into your consciousness unless you seriously want to do something about it.
What part of what i said did you read wrong?
Just asking...
...where's your tripcode?

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no its not reading ability. i literally see a wrong word or letter then some seconds later it changes. its very weird but it happens rarely

Do they, like, morph into different words?
What words do they sometimes change to?

i will do the best i can do. i hope i can also help people like people helped me here. i dont want more people who feel dead inside.
i read it as
>I bet all gayposters you interact with are just ironic faggots who are amused by your wanna-be alpha dom attitude.

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just random stuff. today i read the word rensa on a pic. i stared at it because i knew it was wrong. 2 seconds later i see it as mensa. i was always staring at it so i saw it change. it didnt morph. it just suddenly changed

>What does your dick size have anything to do with what he said?
He literally said "your cock is small", are you blind? He brought it up, not me
Also Im pretty sure you are mixing me up with two people: tsunspain and that other spanish guy who showed ritsu his dick
I have been posting here for around 4 months now, I honestly dont understand why you have a problem with it now

Im honestly dumbfounded at this "drama" you are trying to stir up, if you can even call it that
Half of what you said applies to other posters or is outright false

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You could probably get a dyslexia diagnosis, I have it and I don't consider it a disability, you just have to learn coping mechanisms for it.

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heh? but it happens rarely and its not like i suffer from it.

So you are some random Spanish guy?
What's with the whole "beeperboi" thing then or is it also not you?
I really hope you get better.
You are one of the few people on this board i genuinely care about still.
>i bet all gayposters
But you're not?
Did you go to a doctor to get it checked out?
Even if it rarely happens, it sounds serious.

Don't worry about it, it can happen to a lot of people.
It's right here!

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but im bi. so i am gay. also no i have actually never checked it out before. it doesnt really bother me.

im just happy its rare :)

Thats me, but Im neither tsunpain nor the other guy
I dont try to act "dommy" on bant like tsunpain might, I mostly banter or just shitpost here but I do interact with a couple of gayposters I know, like australia finnland or karenposter, I dont actively look for gayposters

The aussie guy calls me that because I showed my dick months ago and it actually is that size, you may be thinking about the other spaniard who showed his dick (which did look average I guess)