Attention all imperial cities never for get homosexuality is heresy if you know of any homosexuals please report them to the inquisition and traps are indeed homosexual and high ranking worships slaanesh they too should be report to the inquisition
May the Emperor protect
where is the report button?
False report's will result in punishment
The inquisition is real?
Yes we are and always remember we are watching you
OP is always a faggot so it won't be a false report
reporting myself in
what are you gonna do now?
I am not a faggot
Your hats look stupid and the cloaks are gay.
Since you turned yourself in willingly we will re educat you
you are OP
OP is always a faggot
it is chan lore
you can not break the lore, faggot
Remain at your location.
We're sending a crusading party your way.
Having shit taste is not heresy but it is looked down upon
boys are cute, you can't just reeducate that
woah there, i'm not a faggot, just send me one guy
Warhammer is gay and for grown manchildren who want to spend thousands on stupid toys to play pretend with.
Through the power of the Emperor (and jumper cables) you will be made whole again
sell them toys instead of guns
become rich
>A gay hedonist tell other people what to do with their life
I don't own any figures i just absolutely love the setting and lore
the rpgs like dark heresy n rogue trader seem pretty neat at least (although I haven't actually played em)
idk why anyone would wanna spend so much on the miniatures though :P
Some people have the money
I guess if it makes em happy then it's fine :)
Yeah it looks like a cool hobby to have
They want toys more because they're children.
I'm just stating an opinion m8 not telling anyone what to do. It's cool if you like the lore but don't buy into it. Did you know there's a 2 foot figurine that costs 3 grand? Man children.
Dark heresy is a weird system. I only played it like once but I didn't like it. You can easily achieve the same goal with D20 Modern.
Rich man children but can you really call man children if they are successful?
I can see how it'd be fun I guess
even if I had the money there's plenty I'd rather spend it on though desu :P
aw, that's a shame
I always thought the setting was really cool :3
plus the stories on /tg/ make it sound fun
I guess I could always convert it to another system if I don't like it though :0
Yes. Trust fund kiddos that don't work, spend all their money on toys and play pretend with their buddies toys are literally the epitome of children. Also make note of the type of people who buy this garbage. They're not rich. They're usually poor people. The same type of people who still buy Magic cards and Pokemon.
Based
Well at least they collect cool stuff i want to collect swords that i will never use on a human so it's basically like a toy does that make me a man child?
Kinda but yours could be used on a person if you really needed to. What the fuck are you gonna use a bunch of plastic figurines for? Nothing that's what.
Whoa saltzpyre became sexy
this is a now a gay happy thread :3
please be happy and gay now
what if I already was?
who are you user? top or bottom, maybe even both! that is nice.
then im happy for you. because i am too :)
I am not happy or gay die in the name of the Emperor
i bet the emperor is a top. i would want him to do all kind of lewd stuff to me. please let me. im moaning just waiting for him!
now this is heresy
b-but if he likes it... then its good right. i just need him to like it
Fucking men is one thing. BUT WAITING TO FUCK THE EMPEROR
EXTERMINATUS NOW!!!!!!!
but he wants to fuck me! like really hard. so hard my moaning can be heard all over the empire. im his loyal sex slave. d-dont execute me now please. what about the emperors feelings!
The Emperor has no need for sex especially because he is a FUCKING SKELETON
but he got that hard boner bone dick i like so much!
I wonder how many slaaneshi cultists want to fuck the emperor :0
even skeletons can still BONE
oops I accidentally a heresy
How dare you speak such lies about the Emperor also the penis is not a bone you dumb heretic
what do you know. you never have fucked skeleton men before. its pretty good. also the emperor needs more love
im so sorry i just want you to exceed that was clearly the wrong way but that's just what i know i'm actually crying all over myself
Many but they shall be put purged like the heretics they are
The Emperor has the love of the entire human race
but he wants me to be his sissy loyal cuteboy! cant we be accepted.
um...
I think you have the wrong guy
I hope you feel better soon though :(
The Emperor has no need for sex he is only concerned about the survival of the human race and the death if it's enemies
but i sucked his big bone yesterday. he loved it.
You lie
which one though?
the emperor is all bones, and they're all HUGE
i can suck yours if you want to... im not forcing you or anything. *pulls down your pants* but. if you really want to i can do
the biggest one on his crouch area
So all of Europe
No that is heresy (aims lasgun) and i'm no heretic
Yes
*touches your bepper* i knew you would get a boner... i will fix it for you. *sucks bepper dry* ahh feels so good having your cum inside my mouth. ohh thanks for feeding me your juice
>////
Emperor curse you (blows you head of with ladgun)
*dies* (well im off this thread, bye)
Yes, madam. Here is the proof of my Chinosexuality. Long live The Emperor !