Jow Forums is pathetic. This is not "good old" /b/, this board is drier than ever. Just look at the current threads. There is literally nothing noteworthy or interesting to read or comedic.
Why does this even go on? Oooh, I poast thread of aother funneh-sounding homosexual! Even though this guy's post was hilarious and promoted interaction, he said the word "fuck" in it so I'm just going to respond with "rude gb2 " that'll show him and improve the quality of this board! I think I'll post another "maymay" because it's so funny right??? LOL I changed the spelling of a word to add the letters 'lel' or 'kek' in them haha. Or maybe I'll just make a retarded one-word reply like "pel", because that adds so much quality to this great board. LET'S JUST KEEP REPEATING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER LOL HE POSTED!!!!
I've been here since the evening of March 31st, 2017, and it's astounding to see the rate at which this board degraded from something interesting that made me laugh to this utter garbage.
Why don't YOU show us more of what you want on this board then? Let's see that quality content.
Carson Lee
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Why are you even here? Literally no posts of value whatsoever. No discussion, to topics. It's just people saying random, incomprehensible, stupid shit. Why are you doing this? Why are you here? What's the point? You're taking time out of your day, time being a limited fucking resource, and using it here to post shit like this? Why?
Do something else, something better. Anything better.
This just doesn't make any sense.
Jose Hughes
See, this is why I never browse Jow Forums. One link. I clicked on one fucking link and this is what I get. I tried having an open mind. Don't adhere to one board, they said. It's an anonymous website, they said. You can never know who might be on the other end of a conversation. But here I do. Anyone with even a modicum of intelligence can see at a glance that this board is filled with nothing but common rabble and deadbeat teenagers. Even on anonymous boards, you can easily pick out the people worth talking to, as long as you have the brain capacity for it. And on Jow Forums, sadly, those people are nowhere to be seen. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be going back to Jow Forums to actually talk about things that matter. You guys keep wasting your life. But mark my words. One day, you will look back on this time in your life. And you will be sorry. Sorry you've wasted all this time with this absolute nonsense. While merely a click away, was a place filled with enlightened people, discussing our methods of actually changing the world. Through the trifecta of cyberwarfare, social media, and good old politics, we strive to make all of your lives better, day in, day out. Yes, we don't work for ourselves. We work for all of you. For the good of all mankind. Something your tiny brains will never be able to comprehend. No need to thank us, kiddos. We're just doing our jobs.
Julian Allen
Because I expect nothing from myself.
Joshua Carter
No prof sit down prof I'll bring the lolis to suck your penor... where is it?
Aiden Lee
Good old /b/? Jow Forums is just /a/ with flags, even [s4s] is less retarded and autistic Jow Forums is more /b/ than Jow Forums, but still shit
Justin Hall
bant is so shit, only few more days and i will leave too, there is nothing good left here, you have retards derailing every thread and no originality *spits on bant* i cant believe i spent so much time here, i guess i will have to accept how things turned out and move on, the bad guys won, congratulations, i hope you are happy at this point i just wish for hordes of normies to rape this board or for Jow Forums to take this shit rather than letting it rot in this gay state yes, i hate most of the people on bant, i cant wait for some retard to reply to me with smug anime girl and saying im mad, wow so unexpected haha we had a nice new board but you just had to ruin it because you couldnt stay in your own fucking shithole, you are like muslims of internet FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK i hate what this board became so much just few more days and i will be free from this shit board
Yeah i take it seriously 'cause it's true, Jow Forums is shit and 90% of the posters seems underaged or plain retarded
Zachary Bennett
Shitaly
Adrian Moore
Tfw no ssp bf
Chase Butler
I think I've become a spainaboo, r/banter. Every morning I wake up to the sound of mariachi music on my alarm and start my day with slathering my skin with a light brown colour. I have tacos for breakfast because it's Taco Sunday and watch traditional Spanish animation like Dora the Explorer. You may question my tastes but Dora the Explorer is packed with subtle adult humor that's quite telling of the talent in the Spanish cartoon industry. After my morning routine is over I head to work, but not before I put on my trusty sombrero. I'm trying to get a feel for how Spanish people work so I've taken up employment as a servant for a rich white man and he treats me very fairly but threatens to call the border control if I don't work hard enough (he actually thinks I'm from Spain). It's really hard work tending to his garden, the hand herpes doesn't really help either. For lunch break I consume a taco my wife had packed for me and get back to work for the rest of the day. Around supper time I get off work and stop by the nearest Taco Bell. I feel very at home here and this is where I've been learning Spanish for the last few weeks. I start to get really gassy at this point but it hardly matters when the restaurant already smells like spain to begin with. I go along my day and pick up my trusted herpes-infested tranny hooker, all's well and good and I finger him for a good bit until I let out the smelliest, most primal Spanish far I can think of, he fucking dies and for a good second I actually feel Spanish. I finally arrive home and greet my wife who congratulates me for my hard work, in which I reply "that's a pretty big word for a 6 year old" and proceed to give her a good dicking before going to the computer room, crack open the trusty MS paint and draw porn that makes Shadman look like Michelangelo
the eternal newfriend strikes again with the absolute madness that is his idea of being new, what a absolute madman he is indeed such new ideas i can't even comprehend how that would work on r/banter what would this mean for the board and how would it be impkamented nobody can answer this question besides the eternal newfriend such new it's unreal how new he is. And now i am going to write a bunch of things in this post to make it look like a copy pasta because am a faggot and for some reason i want this post to be long so the eternal newfriend can see this and read this and think "It's my first day here" because he is such a madman that i need him to read this all the way through or else i won't my my upmost important message to the newfriend who belies that being new is cool. I really admire the fact and value his posts all the time and i hope that one day his absolute madness will one day come true and the place known as r/newfriend turns into le new newfriend place that he wants is to be where everyone posts new and asks silly questions where they talk about new things and being new and who is le most newfriend of all time. the eternal newfriend posting new things will do this.
Every poster knows things are bad, it's a site slowdown, everybody is banned or afraid of being banned, a shitpost buys a (You)'s worth, Gook is going bust, mods keep the banhammer under their hotpockets, shitposters are running wild in the threads, there is no browser who seems to know what to do, there is no end to it, you know, the boards are unfit to visit, the posts are unfit to read, we sit watching the boards whilst some local poster tells us today we had 15 Bane threads and 63 cunny threads if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad, worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like every board is going crazy so we don't crossboards any more, we sit in our generals and slowly the website we're living in is getting smaller and all we say is "please at least leave us alone in our generals, let me have my tripfags and my memes and my pastas and I won't say anything, just leave us alone" WELL I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE. I WANT YOU TO GET MAD!
Jow Forums is certainly in need of some renovation, i have been gone for about 3 months, and the board carry's a new feel to it, like most of the posters that once cared about this place and went through great lengths just to do the little things for Jow Forums to establish a culture of its own, personally enjoyed the small things this board has provided, but if you want some real change there has to be effort put into it ~desu, so i ask, do you want to do something about it or are you going to give up? ~desu
