Hey Jow Forums I'm planning on invading France, what resources would I need?

hey Jow Forums I'm planning on invading France, what resources would I need?

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Like 3 panzer divisions and just fucking flank through the old magnot line near belgium, and head straight to paris

Dildos. It gonna atract french people what wants to hurt you.

A hose and some water

just bring a couple of steaks and they'll flee in terror

Just bring a white flag, and hand it to them
The rest will come naturally

About 24 hours ago some cunuk was going to shoot up his school with a ruger 10/22. Ithink he achieved his goal, but you should take two 10/22s' just in case.

anti-gay spray

A canoe

Assault spoon, the frogs won't know what hit them.

army o kots

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just fucking say you're attacking.

This.
Works everytime

pork substitutes

New labor laws.
Use the ensuing country-wide strikes to just walk through to Paris and stick a white flag up Macron's ass. 100% guaranteed success

If you bring enough cheese for everyone you should be able to take over peacefully and be celebrated as a bonus.

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Pork

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brave man you have my sword for this

Plain white cotton sheets.

Does becoming British will mean to stop going to the dentist and start to eat shit with cooked mint?

Don't do it please.

Koran