One line at a time
I'll start
>be me
R/greentext
>be uber chad
>post dragon ball
>suck dick
>and swallow
>only in the minds of gayposters which should all drink bleach
>hating on homosexuals because I'm so deep in the closet, I might as well be from Monster Inc.
>be """"18""""
>Thousand years later
>reincarnated as human-frog hybrid
>the chemicals in the water placed by the globalist elites turn me gay
>but i was gay already before
>chemicals made me more powerful gay
>also be american
>buy gun
>buy trench coat
>go to wallshart
ask politely for a $1 bill to buy a $1 large fry at McDonalds
>ask politely for a $1 bill to buy a $1 large fry at McDonalds
the damn arrow didn't work, my apologies
>shoot cashier because they didn't give you chicken tendies
>become supreme gentleman
>get shot by cops
>luckily survive and fly to Nicaragua
>trip on own fat and fall into lava lake
>actually isn't lava, just a puddle of someone's vomit and blood and pick up Nicaraguan gun and think about playing a real-life contra
>Fat acts like a jet propelling me out of the lava
put me in the screencap
>lava was rare substance and now got superpowers
>got kot ID
lava expands dong
>Sees doctor after 4 hours
hello lleog conna conna conna cet ya bitch yeah
>doctor diagnoses me with ligma
>they cut dong so i'm a cute girl now uwu
What's ligma
>ligma nuts lmao, you're free to go
>be cute girl and shoot a couple nicaraguans because contra love
>menstruate all down the street because you're a proud nicaraguan killing feminist
>get shot because you're still an american
>shoot back because you don't give two shits about being shot
>get green skin
>go back to brazil
-ooh oh.. its Blanka
>make soup de macaco
>eat uma delicia
>walk the dinosaur
>rob a couple favelas down in Rio de Janeiro and score some coke and sell it on the Brazilian drug market for a profit
>behead small child and upload it to my popular liveleak channel
>be recruited for ISIL
>get doxxed by /fa/ because they all wanted to know where you got that effay knife
>flee to Syria
>arive in the capital of syria, London
>stab people and go on a stabbing spree around London, with the police not stopping due to being called racist because now I'm a beautiful brownie
>become advocate for open butter knife carry in order to help my stabbing sprees
>get bombed by rooskies because DIE YOU TERRORIST CYKA SYRIA, GOD, AL-ASSAD
>someone cut off my head
>wake up
>it was a nightmare
>sips nighttime sopa de macaco
>furiously jerk off to pictures of my younger self
>uma delicia
>fly back to America
>best nut in years
>notice that I'm masturbating on a plane
>be me
>be uber Chad
>post dragon ball
>suck dick
>and swallow
>only in the minds of gayposters WHO should all drink bleach
>hating on homosexuals because I'm so deep in the closet, I might as well be from Monsters Inc.
>be """"18""""
>thousand years later
>reincarnated as human-frog hybrid
>the chemicals in the water placed by three globalist elites turn me gay
>but I was gay already before
>chemicals make me more powerful gay
>also be American
>buy gun
>buy trench coat
>go to wallshart
>ask politely for a $1 bill to buy a large fry at McDonald's
>shoot cashier because they didn't give you chicken tendies
>become supreme gentleman
>get shot by cops
>luckily survive and fly to Nicaragua
>trip on own fat and fall into lava lake
>fat acts like a jet propelling me out of the lava
>actually isn't lava just a puddle of someone's puke and blood and pick up Nicaraguan gun and think about playing a real-life Contra
>lava was a rare substance and now got superpowers
>got kot ID
>lava expands dong
>sees doctor after 4 hours
>doctor diagnoses me with ligma
>they cut dong so I'm a cute girl now uwu
>be cute girl and shoot a couple Nicaraguans because contra love
>mensturate all down the street because you're a proud Nicaraguan killing feminist
>get shot because you're still an American
>shoot back because you don't give two shits about being shot
>get green skin
>go back to Brazil
>make soup de maco
>eat uma delicia
>walk the dinosaur
>rob a coupe favelas down in Rio de Janeiro and score some coke and sell it on the Brazilian drug market for a profit
>behead small child and upload it to my popular liveleak channel
>be recruited for ISIL
>get doxxed by /fa/ because they all wanted to know where you got that effay knife
>flee to Syria
>arrive in the capital of Syria, London
>stab people and go on a stabbing spree around London, with the police not stopping due to being called racist because now Im a beautful brownie
>become advocate for open butter knife carry
Cont
>scream "ALLAHU ACKBAR" and skeet in the pilots eyeballs
>hijack plane and fly it in loop-de-loops like a dumbass despite never flying a plane before
>then 9/11
>get bombed by rooskies because DIE YOU TERRORIST CYKA SYRIA, GOD, AL-ASSAD
>someone cut off my head
>wake up
>it was a nightmare
>sips nighttime sopa de macaco
>furiously jerk off to pictures of my younger self
>best nut in years
>uma delicia
>fly back to America
>notice that I'm masturbating on a plane
>scream "ALLAHU ACKBAR" and skeet in the pilots eyeballs
>hijack plane and fly it in loop-de-loops like a dumbass despite never flying a plane before
>be American
>get shot
>reincarnate as bush
>do 9/11 again
>reincarnate as bush
>do the 9/11 again
>end
put me in the screenshot xD
Good shit lads
...
>kerdasi amaq