Daily Checkpoint

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = Your flag joins the Axis and you personally lead the invasion/purge of the country/ideology flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country/ideology flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country/ideology flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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hello friends

kot

Ja?

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Out of my way official Nazi business.

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k

guten tag

Roll

Hitler did everything wrong

Henlo Officer

Not bad

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I'M SAVED THANKS AMERICA

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Do you think Pinochet was good for Bolivia?

Are you questioning my authority?

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what could go wrong?

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Pink get

Dunno lol

I know he was about to give Bolivia a tiny bit of sovereign sea access (Abrazo de Charaña) but Peru refused.

Let's see. Hitler is DADDY

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Gloating in an epic dead

gay

Just passing by officer

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Good day!

Fuck off natsoc fag lemme thru

Hail victory!

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h e h

kot

Heil der Führer!

oof

...

Rolling

Haha funni

Hallo,
>roll

ROLL

roll

>swiss
>a faggot
Colour me surprised. Not.

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i want to be a nigger with a big dick please

gib jewgoldz

at least i got to die :)

roll

rolling for american genocide

quads get

HAHAHA mien friend

well I am off to die

Luftwaffe, Eastern Front

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You can't fool me, gypsy.
To the death camp you go.

:(

GUTEN MORGEN, HERR OFFIZIER!

Oy vey! Reroll for deployment.

Roll

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High ranking officer with a comfy Berlin position, it couldn't get any better

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>he doesn't want to explore the exotic lands of North Africa while killing enemies of the Reich at the same time
That's why you'll never earn an iron cross.

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Howdy

haha im totally not a homosexual gypsy jew commandant

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hi

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I'm not gonna betray you I swear

Lol I'm a slav.

Everything should be in order here..

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This might not bode well.

Well damn. I guess I'm all good.

Papiera mexicano

roll

Yo yo yo my niggas
Let me pass
I got to cook a warsaw surprise

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Here's my documents.

Haha Alice is going to the eastern front

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Goyim

lets see...

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All y'all lemme pass

im gay

Here ya go *hands papers*

oof

who here /comfy/ in berlin?

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SorRRRy hitler, but allie win.

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HOLY BRAP!
oops

this is my thread now. *gives paper to german*

Rolling for purple dubs

What fucking color is that?

roll

well then im a high ranking official in Afrika. NOICE

Kill all the niggers

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it is yelow

Meine papiere, Herr Hitler.

roll

Roll

Mr nazi man plz let my join

dawaj!

>Peru refused
Why does Peru get say if chile gives them land or not? And why does everyone have such a hate bonner about giving Bolivia a corridor to the sea?

rolling

Oy vey

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Oii Veey why would A goyim need to stop lil ol me

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Rolling, rolling, rolling, son
this little outcome should be quite fun

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HEY HORTLER I AM KRAUT

TO DER EASTERN FRUNT I GO

oy vey
always with the checkpoints

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h-here its legit

Oi wanka wut ye stppin me four??

My papers