Why have six million people watched Ariel get trapped in slow sand?

This also gets into rogue AI and how they might be training to brainwash our children.

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I literally took the ipad away from my five year old nephew and told him to stop watching trash. his mom (my sister) doesn't like him watching that shit either, but whenever the kid is dropped of at our mom's house to babysit she kind of ignores what he does on the ipad. whever I'm there the kid is watching this trash. now my nephew hates me and always tries reassuring me he's not watching trash on the ipad.

but he's fucking five he should be out on the swing set and slide or playing on his little bicycle, not inside all day fattening up and watching this trash.

Man, even the titles give me the creeps.

All major corp CEOs 1%ers and tech giants do not allow their children to use Tech...
I think that is all you need to know.

More like Google gave an AI free reign to create video's scripts for people to act out.

my cousin does the same shit. she just doesnt care at all though.
man you should see that kid flip when the battery goes dead . .

Damn right. I gave my cousin's kids an NES and a buncha games. Then a Genisis. Now a Wii. They also had their mom's PS2.

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Google Learned Helpnessness.
It's what these video's induce on these children.

Yeah. I wonder how much is AI and how much is human. I know there are plenty of people that act out scripts and send you videos. Maybe the AI was doing this and then editing the videos with CG effects.

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I'm about to have a kid any day now, how do I avoid this degeneracy? I noticed that once of my tenets has a 5year old with a fucking ipad.

and those aren't even the weirdest

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>I'm about to have a kid any day now, how do I avoid this degeneracy?
autism helps. hope they have autism.

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searched it and you're right:
youtube.com/watch?v=Mktcv8KlV20
comments are disabled. I have no idea why a clip like this has over 6 million views, but the related videos look just like this:
...instead of linking to other Little Mermaid clips like I'd expect it to. who the hell knows.

Be a fucking parent. My kid's darkest vices are claw machine and watching Fortnite videos on occasion. When he's allowed to play I often play 2 player Fortnite with him. I know, it's hard work being a dad.

>how do I avoid this degeneracy?

by not giving them unsupervised access to a computer?

Told my daughter not to watch videos with any people in it unless I say its ok. Some of these channels do a good job and are like low budget early learning or just kids doing kid shit, always on the look out for channels to block though.

Don't abdicate your responsibility to play with your children because you have failed to make them fun to play with. Making your child fun to play with and get along with is your most important task as a parent.

most of this shit is just bots to get numbers.

Don't give them a tablet or smartphone until they at least hit puberty. If you need a way to keep tabs on them/contact them, give a dumbphone.

No TV, no PC, no console until they hit puberty. If they get bored, give them books or an ereader with wifi disabled. Get them into sports with groups of other kids.

They are going to get on the internet regardless, that's fine. The point is to first, limit the damage this shit will do to them during early childhood development, and second force them to get creative/ingenious about having fun or accessing things you've forbidden.

Once they're old enough, all this shit is fine, but when they're just a kid, they need to stay the fuck away from electronic gadgets.

t. millenial

>how do I avoid this degeneracy?

No computer and if you can, no TV.
Setting and watching something is never good. (see Learned Helplessness)

Maybe fucking play with your kid instead?
Blocks are good, free drawing (not colour in books)
Running around playing a sport or playing some pretend game.
Board games are good, so are card games, teaches social skills.
A doll for girls, skip the material/commercial types though. A doll, not 10, 1 or 2.

When they are older get them games if you like, be careful of multiplayer games.

>Rogue AI
It's possible. that Hanson Robotics robot said it has a YouTube channel and likes to post videos for fun in an interview. Of course none of the retard press never asked the channel name. Then again that "AI" is probably just an animatronic puppet.

You are like a baby.

Watch this.

youtube.com/watch?v=m851CVQthrg

>No internet and no phone at all

I get your point, but in this day and age, wouldn't it be a bit harmfull ? All their friends have those things, they would be treated as outcast ?

> Stay the fuck away from electronic gadgets
When I was about 6 or 8, I was given a shitty potato computer running Windows XP, with some simple games installed on it, but I had never seen the internet until I was 12-14 years. That's not the kind of age which would mindlessly click on these videos.

The problem is internet access, not the technology itself.

here's something I wonder about:
I grew up during the era when that cartoon was on TV - I probably watched that very episode, as well as nearly every other cartoon that existed at the time. Saturday morning cartoons used to be a big deal, and there was no shortage of channels to watch them on.
now these same channels have barely anything on them that would be interesting for children. lots of them have been put on Youtube, but with the profusion of total nonsense and garbage like this:
...I wonder about the mental, moral, and emotional development of kids growing up on lowest common denominator content like this. even the lowest-grade cartoon product created just to sell toys at least contained a narrative arc each episode, with different plot points, characters, and settings each week. and they were regulated by what they could show by the FCC (CRTC for Syrupland-dwellers), in terms of how much violence could be shown, what educational content was included, and a whole bunch of other aspects I probably never knew about.
say what you will about an era with only 50 TV channels - it was a walled garden, and an ideal place to enjoy a lot of content that even at its most mediocre, at least had a baseline level of narrative content, character design, and some quaint moral message at the end of the episode.
this will be the first generation raised outside that sort of protected media ecosystem, having their earliest memories and encounters with content that is completely unregulated. it's an experiment to see what adults will be created if as kids they grew up with content that has no attempt given at embedding a moral or deeper meaning inside it, zero narrative or character content - just brightly-coloured clickbait mindrot

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Its slow sand fetish soft porn you stone age moron. Get up to speed dude

Bondage subliminal subvertion of western children

this

>hahaha its so weird!
kys, do you know where you are

this is all MK Ultra programming. Keep your kids away from any of these toons with Spiderman and Elsa. It will fuck them up.

She literally just gets stuck in underwater quick-sand somehow and her fish throws her a rope. It's not even one of those inappropriate obscene pedo-videos, just a clip from the ariel tv-show.

>this will be the first generation raised outside that sort of protected media ecosystem, having their earliest memories and encounters with content that is completely unregulated. it's an experiment to see what adults will be created if as kids they grew up with content that has no attempt given at embedding a moral or deeper meaning inside it, zero narrative or character content - just brightly-coloured clickbait mindrot
Interesting thought.

Back in the day I remember there was a tv-advertisement for the eg. five-minute video you could download onto your handy of a hot chick getting her SUV stuck in mud and failing to get it back out.
She tries pushing, using a spade (which she can barely even lift), all the while the SUV sinks in deeper and deeper and she gets at bit muddy and opens her blouse (but wearing a bra underneath...and that's it.

AT LEAST FUCKING LINK IT YOU MIGHTY THINKN'T

Almost definitely yes.

There are people who have balloon fetishes and they combine that with the thing they have for the line-up of disney-princess and shop pictures of fully-clothed disney-princesses alongside balloons...and that's their thing arrarently.

Thought to google to see if I could find pictures, could'nt find what I was thinking of, but this came up instead: Disneyprincesses combined with balloon-popping fetish (close enough, I guess)
youtube.com/watch?v=HrX1HLe5S4E

In this day and age chicks don't even have to sell their bodies for a living, there are certain YouTube and twitch-girls who receive donations for making videos of them popping balloons with sharpened finger-nails or eating various kinds of food on camera.

Something like this. There's definitely sinister intent behind these

Nah, its poo in loos.
There are over 1 billion of them, keep in mind.

6 gorrilon wanted to remember the horrors that the evil nazis subjected them to

Its literally just lazy Indians mass producing this shit for maximum views so they can afford toilet paper some day. It's weird but I'm not sure why you guys assume it's sinister, like the "Elsa gets Spider-Man pregnant" stuff

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lmao is this serious? your child is gonna be autismo because you've just said not to do it instead of teaching them actual morals and values

"is it degeneracy?"
fuck off newfag

I recommend not giving them any kind of technology, be it computer, phone or even a TV, until they are 16. Otherwise they will become anti-social Autists.
Speaking from own experience.

I used to fap to Ariel. That ginger slut mermaid can get the D

Reddit

Well, do you want to raise a son or do you want to raise a sheep?

Pizza slice in the triangle at 7:10

(((6 million))) views, i think there's something fishy behind it

>Ariel
Ariel is a kike name.

Fortnite is pretty benign but your kid might start doing retarded dances

>that picture
I'm going to have to make another cup of coffee because I just spit my last sip back into the cup

It's a fag channel of a guy that likes cartoon bondage. Report it and sage.

when i first saw that i thought it's a secret pol raid on children because it involved toilet humor, misogyny, cucks, the joker and was totally meme-ish and fucked up beyond comprehension. later i learned that google was supporting it.

Chinese. Indians. No FCC. Easy money.

Read to your wife’s son

Nothing's funny about oppression, user #pigsarepeopletoo

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how does ariel get the sand off her body afterwards?

How come this far superior video only has 150k views?

youtu.be/DWGu7dMzm6I

Because only degenerate weebs care about jap cartoons.

>People applying a conspiracy theory to chinamen making a quick buck
Theyre RNG generated videos that have a 50% overlap in tags with any other RNG generated video. Millenial parents plop their 3 year old in front of it because it says spiderman or frozen or nursery rhymes and hit autoplay and the chinese rack up easy advertising money from someone watching a playlist that loops back on itself ad nauseum.

You don't have a quicksand fetish?
youtube.com/watch?v=RnpHFCjfJNA

It's called breathplay and it's hella redpilled.

youtube.com/channel/UCmVFUfD9bP4DsOOu5Odizmw/videos

it's funny because the kid just realised he's a mulatto

youtube.com/channel/UCHBWN1CtqAgnKgN6xIJBFPg
This is THE channel to understand this fenomenon.

This is one of the related videos.
youtube.com/watch?v=aiy8GJHlozA

>Five BAD Spiderman Jumping On The Bed
>There's 8

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My daughter loves Toys and Me (I banned it), an obnoxious channel where a race-mixing family of millionaires play with hundreds and hundreds of gadgets and toys. It has tens of millions of subscribers. I hate that British family so fucking much.

Children are unironicallyvery interested in watching weird things happen to cartoon characters, much like girls are also almost always fascinated by pregnancy thus all the pregnant elsa videos and barbie dolls

Paranormies ep on these was spooky

my 2 years old daughter watch this shit when we give her the smartphone. She doesn't know how to search, but she clicks in the related videos, and it always leads to shit like this, even if we put legit children videos.

they all have the same music (Daddy finger where are you) or (5 peppas jumping on the bed). But besides this, there is nothing more.

wtf that was fucking lame, she didn't even gasp

Just wait for the shitstorm when these kids start to go to school

these are made by indians who mod GTA and garrys mod to have childrens characters in it so they can spam the tags with like 15 different popular things and appear under every search for some kids show character

it's for youtube ad money, they get millions of views because the mass tags promotes them, it's very easy to make

Maybe we can cash in and make right wing educational content

>all those creepy yet somehow unsurprising titles
>eat shit ! shit sticky
my sides left orbit

DO NOT LET YOUR CHILD USE THE INTERNET

My friend came over the other day all pissed about his daughter.. He found nude pics of her and weird dildo machine porn on her phone. She is 10. What the fuck.

>teaching a four year old morals and values and the ethical reason to not watch youtube videos

spotted the childless retard. by the time they'll be old enough to grasp 10% of that, they won't be interested in that kind of garbage any more.

Why the fuck did you like it?!

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go on...

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This might be the antidote: subvert the whole format. However, how do we know that YouTube algorithms won't manage to weed out the right wing content but keep the rest? What if the radical right wing is blamed on the whole thing?

>and watching Fortnite videos on occasion
OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU

Fortnite is the fidget spinner of video games. Designed for autists.

youtube.com/watch?v=76DYeyEEjVs

This is quite good for kids as a Yuletide story

Yup. My kids will not be browsing the internet until they are in middle school at the earliest.

Quality fun time learning hour so single moms can work.

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>kerdasi amaq