Did you ever get any dating advice from your mother? What was it?

My mother's advice:

"Just be nice to her. Be very very nice, and she will fall in love with you."

I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin incel BTW.

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My mother acknowledged i will not give her grandkids at the very day of my birth

Also who is the goblin in op?

>incel
well there's your problem

Brittany Venti. Tradthot titty streamer. Her ex-bf said she was a horrible jealous person who never cleaned her apartment and lives in filth

it says her name right above the picture you absolute IDIOT

Just force yourself into situations and probability will take care of the rest

Come on boys, tell me any dating advice you ever got.

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except if you make a mistake, somebody films it and puts it up on the net forever

"Buy her flowers"

get confidence. girls can smell it from a mile away.

>buying people's affection
lol. thanks mum

Brittany Venti, an half-nigger creatura who streams on youtube. She lives in her own filth and doesn't clean her room, because of this her room is full of cockroaches (they have appeared in her streams too)

Say what you will but I'd impregnate Venti in a heartbeat.

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6 feet is too tall, I want a bf, not a giant freak/monster

>say what you will
okay. you disgust me

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mating with la goblina
nice try mutt

>muh cels
go back

lol@this fear.
I've never gotten nor asked for advice from my mom about women. I've only asked my older sister.

Literally gay if you wouldnt.
My mom tells me the same thing. My older brother ended up gay. I feel like other parents taught their kids something about this shit.

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>(they have appeared in her streams too)
Any screenshots?

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Ah ah lad, but you just need to be yourself, am i right lads? aha ah bahbashsu i want to die

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