Athiesm hate thread
Athiesm hate thread
Jaxon Diaz
Nathan Morales
Learn to write first, poo.
Ian Bennett
Ryan Jackson
still poo, still no writing skills.
Nolan Edwards
>Athiesm
Wyatt Anderson
poo
Mason Thomas
Robert Edwards
Atheism is bad user. Inshallah you will make the correct decision
Chase Wood
but im not atheist
?
John Lopez
ok sorry
Bentley Brown
its ok user
Sebastian Smith
But this is you, irl.
So how could you ever even state a religious argument from such a standpoint.
Leo Miller
And this is You, all over again.
Michael Wood
hahaha.
Fuckers.
Liam Harris
>if god is real why do bad things happen
Zachary Edwards
>engage defensive mode
>UR FAT AND WEAR DUM HATS
its all you got isn't it we're never going to advance this conversation
Lincoln Jackson
We've got the American Jesus
He helped build the president's estate
Josiah Ross
i dont think you understand
im not here to debate you
i came here to laugh at you
Julian Perez
laaa illahhaaaah illlaaalaaaaaah
Ryder Wilson
>S-SHUT UP HAHA I LAFF AT U
i'm more secure of what i think than you are apparently
Christopher Watson
Why is athiests are so, delusional?
Lincoln Carter
>comes into a shitposting forum
>comes into a shitposting thread
>DEBATE ME
>lol no
>LOL U MAD BRO?!!?!!?
Jordan Thompson
Alexander Sanchez
"If god is real, he'll have to face my blade"
Carter Ramirez
What causes atheism?
Maybe you're ugly, maybe you're fat, maybe you're short, maybe you're a virgin, maybe you have embarrassing body hair, maybe you're a homo, maybe you're a ginger, maybe you have a small penis, maybe you have a ponytail, maybe you're a Jew, maybe you wear glasses, maybe you suck at sports, maybe you look like a total dork, maybe you live in your mom's basement, maybe you have a whiny voice, maybe you're a gamer who plays World of Warcraft or Dota 2 or EVE Online, maybe you listen to black metal, maybe you have a serious disease and are confined to a wheelchair, maybe you were molested as a child and how could God let that happen?, maybe nobody wanted to molest you as a child because you were too ugly, maybe you were born with a serious physical deformity, maybe you watch animu, maybe you played Magic or Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh! or D&D, maybe you're a psychopath incapable of human emotion, maybe everyone laughs at you, maybe you collect comic books or boardgames or webcomics or piss bottles, maybe you're a socially retarded freak, maybe you're a burn victim, maybe you're a dyke, etc. Maybe you're one or more of the above. Each additional trait increases your chances of being bullied/being an atheist, which is inversely proportional to your chances of getting laid by the opposite sex.
Since everybody hates you and nobody will touch you because they all think you're revolting and your life is miserable and you have a giant chip on your shoulder, the only possible conclusion is that there is no God. Because if there was a God, He'd give you everything you ever wanted because you think you're a pretty cool guy and your mom said so too, yet you're also a megalomaniac who fantasizes about how you'd get your revenge on the world if you were God, which videogames, fictional works, and school shootings allow you to act out.
Ryder Baker
Isaac Price
Ahahahahaha
usnews.com
voltairenet.org
foxnews.com
Your charity is all about extending the war and misery.
Fuck off fat dickweeds.
Luke Gomez
why are you talking about something different? i dont care about that crap you retarded atheist
Kayden Allen
Jonathan Flores
You ignored this and this happening right in your country.
Why did you ignored them?
Mason Long
if you make X hate threads, it's a good sign X rustles your jimmies pretty hard
Hudson Cooper
We all know athiests are just boneless jews.
Christopher Johnson
here ill indulge you
this doesnt mean anything
the countries predominantly protesant not catholic and theres been a ton of news coverage on catholic pedophile rings. now good back to r/atheism retard
Noah Jackson
>what is abnegation
it really is funny when atheists out themselves as retards
Elijah Long
So you are a hypocrite. Full blown one.
Fuck off.
Easton Stewart
Wow that's a big word for someone like you. If only it had to do with the argument. I wish I had the sheer audacity to question someone else's intelligence while unironically believing a bunch of ancient jewish fairytales.
Oliver Ross
Samuel Foster
>can't write
>has to resort to an image
Ahahaha
Luke Wright
Leo Hernandez
>nothing to say
>Y-Y-YOU'RE FAT
Carter Wright
according to athiests the universe came out of their gaping mouths screaming for attention instead of god.
very interesting lore, all in all.
Michael Harris
its really retarded that they think this way
they literally believe that nothing created everything
Owen Thomas
Tips for Arguing if You're an Atheist
Friendly reminder that atheism is "common sense."
Does the thought of shitposting your opinion on matters that nobody cares about excite you? Do you have a superiority complex that just needs fulfilling? Are you an autistic buffoon who thinks that questionable logic used by autistic teenagers is "common sense"? Do you feel compelled to vomit any time you're in a church? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then you just might be ready to begin your journey down the enlightment that is Atheism! Now, we know that suddenly becoming open minded by militantly copy/pasting whatever crackpot bullshit you read on fellow euphoric blogs is an exciting experience that you just can NOT wait to test drive, but we at ED offer you a few pieces of advice to fit right in with your new unwashed brethren.
Use as many double standards as you can muster. It's a little known fact, because atheism is still unfortunately a minority, that atheists are more intellectual than their religious counterparts. That's why anything a Christfag says is worth less than your statement, because atheists are too morally, intellectually, and scientifically superior to be compared to other people (ewww). You're exempt from having to do anything you ask the ignorant folk to do because you're just more intellectual than them. Do they have evidence for their claims of a deity existing? Ha! They don't. Therefore they are lying, deceptive brainwashing hindrances to science. Do you have any claims to support your TLMR (too long MUST read) rants about how religion is a lie? Well, you don't need it, because you're just proposing something that's common sense. What's this? The universe may in fact have a starting point? That's preposterous, ignorant, unscientific, and ignorant. Dismiss it at once because that is such an unscientific thought.
John Davis
you shame your flag by being so reddit
Juan Gutierrez
Use the words "scientific", "ignorant", "rational", and any of the like as often as possible. Christfags need to remember that what they believe is wrong. They believe in stories translated from grunts of their caveman days. That is why you, as the savior to logic and reason, must constantly spam the same buzzwords over and over again until they lose all meaning until the point where nobody can read the bible because the English language will be destroyed! It doesn't matter if these words are used incorrectly, such as applying the word "scientific" to fallicious reasoning that you make (which is preposterous, as atheists do not post fallicious logic, but this is hypothetical), so long as you doctrine what is faulty logic that is "scientific" from faulty logic that is not "scientific" (AKA anything you don't agree with). On a related note, this applies for all content that supports atheism. Remember kiddies, the more times "rational" is spammed in a website title, the more clear thinking and humble the content will be.
Understand your opponent Why do we clarify Christfags? Simple process of deduction, really. Jews are too busy to waste time arguing on the interwebs, and Muslims are too angry at our Western Lifestyle to bomb our chatrooms (when they could be bombing us irl). Eastern religions will not be represented because anyone claiming to be from the east is either a weeaboo or an atheistic religion, which doesn't count, because that's not a religion, it's a philosophy (even though they believe in spiritual matters, it's still philosophy. Remember, keeping your stride is more important than being truthful).
Carson Lopez
Understand your opponent Why do we clarify Christfags? Simple process of deduction, really. Jews are too busy to waste time arguing on the interwebs, and Muslims are too angry at our Western Lifestyle to bomb our chatrooms (when they could be bombing us irl). Eastern religions will not be represented because anyone claiming to be from the east is either a weeaboo or an atheistic religion, which doesn't count, because that's not a religion, it's a philosophy (even though they believe in spiritual matters, it's still philosophy. Remember, keeping your stride is more important than being truthful).
Any time a religious person does something evil it's in the name of religion. This is true about all conflict in the world, such as WTC. Atheism, however, does not do this, and anyone who does anything bad remotely to the cause of the eradication of religion is doing it because they're a bad person. Stalin is a good example of this. He didn't persecute religious people because they had a religion, he just wanted to make a lack of religion in his country. He can't do this for atheism, because "atheism is just a lack of religion".
There's strength in numbers, so stick with as many atheists as you can and gang up on any Christfag you see. Even though you make up a minority of the world's population, let a Circlejerk be known where ever you stand with your brothers in autism far above them, because everyone knows that whoever agrees the most with the same people on his side of the debate is the one that is correct.
Hunter Sullivan
Christfags do not read the Bible, so take as many verse from it out of context as you can and shove it in their faces. Because many Christfags fail to read the Bible, this will confuse the crap out of them. Reading the Bible is impossible for any intellectual such as yourself to do, but luckily for you, rednecks can't read anyway! Since they aren't burning jews and gays and instead talking to you, they're not following the Bible anyway. What's that? Those sections of the Bible were nullified later in the text? Well, if the Bible is the infallible word of God, then how can this change happen? Checkmate, Christfags.
Point out contradictions in the Bible that aren't there. Because somebody took the time in MS Paint to put two Bible verses side by side, some of them are bound to be legitimate, unexplainable contradictions. 100% effective strategy because of above.
Use as much testimonial as possible. Everyone knows that if someone smart says it, it must be true. Did that one famous scientist from 50 years ago question the concept of God during a depressing period in his life? Christianity: Dis-proven. Everyone knows that the more quotes you take from image macros and spam, the more intelligent you'll appear. In addition, many younger people join atheism to rebel against their brainwashing parents, so use as much "new age" copypasta as you can!
Dominic Howard
Speak first, cite later. The Christfag will without a doubt not read your sources, so you don't have to worry about the credibility of anything you post on the internet, especially not whenever they promote the noble cause of atheism! Why would they? It's not like atheists are capable of lying.
Atheists are not nearly as stupid as Christfags. Studies pasted on rationalthinkingfortherationalmindsrational.com have consistently shown that atheists are smarter than Christfags. One telephone survey from Pew Research that was conducted to the youngest male living in American houses (even though atheism is found in younger people who may or may not possess technology to reference the correct answers) that resulted in a conclusion that atheists know about religion more than theists! In addition, (niggers who happen to be) Christfags are more likely to be jailed than atheists, so atheists are more moral (because everything that happens to be illegal is moral, and vice versa, right?).
John Morgan
>but we at ED offer you a few pieces of advice
At least read your pasta before pasting it. If you can read such a huge text, that is.
>your TLMR (too long MUST read) rants about how religion is a lie
And he's the one pasting entire paragraphs. Ironic, no?
Xavier King
>im too dumb to read waahhh
Jaxon Collins
By the way, if our state wants to introduce the form of slavery, religion will not mind? (Also similar replicas are both in the Old Testament, and in the new.
There is not even a hint that slavery is an injustice, that it should be canceled, condemned. No, on the contrary, everything looks exactly so that it is "established by God," and is something "natural")
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.(Ephesians 6:5 )
Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to curry their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord. (1 Peter 2:18)
Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to curry their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord.(Colossians 3:22 )
Tell slaves to be submissive to their masters and to give satisfaction in every respect; they are not to talk back, 10 not to pilfer, but to show complete and perfect fidelity, so that in everything they may be an ornament to the doctrine of God our Savior.(Titus 2:9-10 )
Jace Gray
what's wrong with slavery again?
Nathan Parker
I make a bit of a joke about how you didn't read your own pasta because you don't really read much. You somehow miss the point and assume I am the one not reading it, despite me citing the pasta. The "low iq christcuck" meme wouldn't arise if the likes of you weren't proving it time and time again.
Zachary Bailey
Jaxon Cooper
Matthew Hill
Samuel Martinez
>Tips for Arguing if You're an Atheist
Ahahahaha
Come on mutt
Nicholas Flores
muslims more like retards lmao
Charles Hill
Ahahahaha
A Catholic gay clergy mutt. Ahahahaha.
James Perry
Ahahahaha
A hypocrite mutt
Ahahahahahaha
Lincoln Rivera
Meme arguments.
Religion Retards out played themselves
Caleb Powell
Imagine when a ton of the current user base does this shit right at you.
That's 2007 to 2009 development right at you.
There are arguments both technological and philosophical why it doesn't happen again. However there seems to be a reason why it won't happen again.
There seems to be also reasons why archives from that era don't exist.
Alexander Hill
so, the answer is yes? Religion will not mind?
Excellent
Dylan Davis
Isaiah Brown
This fucking useless clerically butt-fucked mutt again
Ahahahahaha
Levi Morgan
>believing a dead kike on a stick
Juan Torres
That atheist whore is going to be on her knees (not sucking on anything for once) begging for forgiveness when she comes face to face with God.
>"I would rather burn in hell forever"
No, you wouldn't. The day of judgement is coming. Repent now
Noah Butler
Based BR poster
Leo Wilson
Most atheists are white, autistic teenagers with access to the internet.
Atheism is to religion what Macs are to PCs: a trendy subculture for Vegans and unemployed weed-smoking losers.
Niggers can't be atheists IRL due to class restrictions.
If you were born a Jew and converted to Atheism, you are still a Jew. You also still did 9/11.
They have the ability to grow neckbeards at an accelerated rate.
All atheists became atheists because they know they're going to hell and want to desperately hope it isn't true (see: denial).
Atheists get their limited knowledge of the Bible by only searching "Bible contradictions" on Google.
When backed into a corner or otherwise called on their bullshit, Atheists will typically scoff at you and tell you to read a book.
They believe in evolution, thus they believe themselves to be hyper-evolved niggers that crawled out of the ocean.
Most atheists smugly spout things like "11 out of 10 people don't understand statistics." while they, themselves, make mistake after mistake while trying to interpret data collected by real scientists.
All atheists are closet swagfags on account of dedicating their lifestyle to YOLO and being loud, obnoxious teenagers.
The few women who actually call themselves Atheists are fat. Really, really fucking fat.
Atheists are completely without morality and treat the rest of humanity like shit, while accusing theists of the same thing. When called out on this, they will invariably justify their self-serving behavior by crying about religious persecution.
Atheists claim that atheism is the default religion from birth. This is masked as an attempt to invoke some form of false valor against the "oppression", when in reality is just an attempt at justifying pedophilia fantasies to rape like-minded autistic minors.
Atheists are known to rage when they die on runescape or any online game, be sure to back away from your computer when this happens.
Charles Long
All atheists hate themselves, just google famous atheists and what they said about other atheists.
Atheists due to lack of a life are in most corners of the internet waiting to insult religion to vent their self-hatred.
Atheists are so desperate to propagate their message that even spam the talk page of this very article.
Atheists love to blank this article, which is essentially the online form of their only argument (I.E: [[SHUT UP UR DUMB).
Atheists are much like homosexuals, while homosexuals will claim every attractive male actor in Hollywood is a closeted homosexual, atheists will claim that nearly all people of scientific or historical importance were secretly atheists, despite multiple published works and statements to the contrary.
They frequently pay tribute to our monkey ancestors by shoving bananas up their ass.