>be american
>apply for loan
>get shot
Be american
Parker Green
Christian Phillips
look
if you had
one shart
one opportunity
to smear every pair of pants you ever wanted
in one mart
would you hold it
or just let it rip?
yo,
his ass is sweaty, sphincter's weak, bowels are heavy
there's diarrhoea in his pants already, mom's spaghetti
he's nervous, but in walmart he looks calm and ready
to drop turds, but he keeps on shitting
what he ate at burgertown
his pants from the waist down turn so brown but the shit won't come out
he's constipated now, everybody's sharting now
ass is out, shitting times over. blaow
Xavier Lee
Amei more like straight to the electric chair for being gay
Christopher Stewart
Im straight
Dylan Brooks
Oh well I'm the type of mutt
Who will never settle down
Where white genes are
You know that I'm around
I corrupt em and I steal em
Cause to me they're all the same
I smother and eat em
I don't even know my name
They call me the creatura
They call me the creatura
I shart around around around around around
Henry Smith
I'm just a mutt boy
Nobody loves me
HE'S JUST A MUTT BOY
FROM A MIXED FAMILY
Cursed with his genes, el monstruo es aquì
Am I white? Am I black? Will I ever know?
MIXED GENES SAY "NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU KNOW"
LET ME KNOW
WILL NOT LET KNOW
LET ME KNOW
WILL NOT LET YOU KNOW
LET ME KNOW
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Oh DNA test oh DNA test DNA test let me know
Don't know my race, I must use 23
andmeeeee
andmeeeee
Kayden Gomez
Dubs confirm faggot
Jack Sanchez
>be american
>go to doctor
>get shot
>get autism
>pay bill
>be poorfag
>get shot again
>shart pants and die
Luke Jenkins
No I am not.
Bentley Lee
Amei_irl
James Jenkins
>be American
>go to Walmart in my disability scooter, beeping at the all the zoomers playing fortnite on their phones
>Struggle to squeeze myself through the door, almost get stuck on my gigantic fat rolls
>Keep pushing forward for my cheap lard sticks and butter
>Pick up enough calories in frying materials alone to feed all of Africa
>Pay for all my shit, smirk to myself because I didn't even shart pants this trip
>About to tip cashier, get shot
>Drop all the butter I was going to deep fry as my mobility scooter gives way under my collosal mass shifting so rapidly after being shot by an assault rifle
>Luckily a good guy with a gun shoots him and calls me an ambulance and a forklift to pick me up off the floor
>Tip both shooters for 20% of their bullet costs
>Get forklifted into ambulance, complain to ambulance driver about 9/11 and fuel prices
>Give him all of my shekels and savings just to pay for the ride to the ambulance and any possible treatment I could get
>Die anyway due to medical being as incompetent obese and uneducated as me
>Shooter survives because he didn't spend all his money on tipping people and could afford medical care
>Never got to deep fry the butter
>Still didn't shart my pants though
Feelsgoodman
Logan Murphy
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
Hunter Miller
Just doing my job one shart post at a time
Hunter Powell
shut up
no u
Daniel Johnson
Why do you want to have sex with cowboy so much?
Is it because he's the only twink skinnier than you?
Carson Cooper
no u
William Thomas
>want to have sex with cowboy
wheres proof
Nicholas Collins
Probably the only guy you could feasibly pin down without needing someone else's help, you're the perfect twink couple
Angel Stewart
dumb gay NEET
Anthony Wood
the penis in your ass
Hudson Baker
Nope I'm about to fly back to England and go back to college now, summer was fun though
Who knows if cowboy gets buff like he says he is (lole) maybe he'll be pinning you down instead
Levi Clark
>look mum i'm projecting!