The dark truth about religion

You'll go blind if you masturbate.

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Lole I'm almost blind anyway
Nothing to lose

Your dick will fall off

Ngl that would be pretty neat

prove it

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What did you type, I cant read it

Made me wish I was completely blind

STOP JACKING IT

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hot

WHAT DID YOU TYPE!!!! IM BLIND, TYPE LOUDER!!!

You will turn into this (Video related)
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Where do you even find these?

On the internet

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Yes sir, today marks the first day of me breaking my previous 2 month no fap record. Wish me luck

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HAIL SATA- I MEAN JESUS

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Wauw

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I will turn into a weeb german banker who makes what the average bantard makes in a year just in a month?
Brb buying a fleslight, a bottle of baby tears as oil, buying a copy of "The attack of the gay aliens from outer space 3" and jerking off

I won't turn gay. Demon, on the other hand...

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HAIL SATAN

Haha yes hail sa- JESUS indeed

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No You'll just turn into a gay demon
Yes you be the big gay
This

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You can't though. All baby tears and oil were bought out by bankers and now to buy any of that you have to work for your whole life and by that time its price will be way higher because inflation completely annihilates your profit.

>No Youll just turn into a gay demon
A rich gay demon, mind you!
Then I make a baby and harvest the tears
Easy