ITT: Jow Forums Boss Raid!

Rules:
You pirated a game and this enormous red scorpion with gun pincers appears behind you. He is mad, nearly invincible and runs faster than light.
Read the full rules here: dragonchan.iridia.net/

Here's some info about this boss:
name@Arachnoid-from-Hell
dificulty@hard
element@fire

If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT

Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you DIE! (your posts will no longer do damage)

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Other urls found in this thread:

dragonchan.iridia.net/6378587
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dragonchan.iridia.net/6378587

HEALERS revive fallen soldiers.
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images.
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.

you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself.

Roll.

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Die monster!

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Alice attack!

P̢̱͖̣͖̟ ͎̗͖̪U͎͚̗̼̱̞͞ͅ ̟̝͟R̵ ̥͝G̯̥̞͙̩ͅ E̷͙̠̱̳̹

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atacc

Am a healer, now eat the veggies and hit stronk.

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WHY I AM SO STUPID AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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thx

oh lol F

HEY STOOPID

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f

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EoE ID

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Rise!

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Kot roll

thx man

atacc

Fight everyone, protecc the stolen games

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die die die die die die die die

die

barney

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

weak POINT massive damage

ATTACK

MIGHT AS WELL KEEP ATTACKING

SLOW BOARD IS EASY

EASY

EASY

SO EASY

SO VERY EASY

TOO EASY

Jesus

fUCLK

AVRENGE

I MEANT AVENGE

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DIE DIE DIE

COME ON ALICE!

DIE

BARNEY

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DIE DIE DIE DIE

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DIE

LITTLE BITCH

JUST DIE

Well let the game begin. Rolling for class and stuff.

BYE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HEHE

NIGGAS IFFY UH

sosig

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I'm back bitches.

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H E A L I N G
stuff.

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Return to the land of the living

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IFFFFFFY ZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM FORTNITER ZOOOOOOOOOOOOO,M

PC-98 2HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FIGHT ME FAGGOT

YOU WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEE

DIE I SAY

BE DEAD

DIE YOU SCU

DIE DIE BABY DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE2HRFIEBN WHAD V DAVU DVAIDV IADV I I I I I I I I

EBIN

EBIN DIE

DIE IN HELL ESTA

LA VISTA ASA

A

L

I

C

E

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K

Ok lets damage this bitch a lil bit.

LA

oh sh-

>You pirated a game and this enormous red scorpion with gun pincers appears behind you

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Are u fucking kidding me? Triple zero? Fuq man!

over 9000 dmg wow

no, look at the dmg stats

You wot mate
Come back here you dummie

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Get.On.The.Floor

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Thanks fren, walking dinosaur ATM

fite

and get reaadddyy

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

F

FUCK

U

C

Lets kill him for the motherlaaaaand broserowskiiiiiii

K

LET'S DO IT TOGETHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

F

R

A

Oh cool, lemme just attack