I will beat the shit out of anyone who shit-talks kiwis

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Can't think of anything to say cos you're shitting your dackers, eh? Heh. Can't say I blame you.

australians are the most annoying motherfuckers on the planet.

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New Zealand is a nice place and I wish to live there

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Americans are the fattest planets

High quality post

I shit talk those cross tasman faggot sheepfuckers all the time
what you gonna do about it poofta?

>shit-talking your own beloved little retarded brother
You're a right fucking dickhead, aren't you?

that hurt you dingo fucker.

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Not as much as your impending heart attack.

>little brother
>niggers and thieves england didnt want

>not toughening up your little bro so he doesn't turn into a little cry baby when the yanks are mean
you suck at being a sibling, cunt

Just like us you fucking idiot. Our national hero is basically a highwayman.

Good point desu

nice projection dackers shitter

you lost a war to fucking emus mate.

bant

>niggers and thieves
that's America
when you went all revolution they founded Australia because they couldn't send them to America any more except the niggers you got them all
literally pot calling the kettle black

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you lost a war to an uninhabited island
and it wasn't a meme war

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COPE

G O O K A N E S E R I C E F A R M E R S

>projecting your own projections this hard

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the r_banter

get rekt'd

steve irwin deserved it

America deserved it

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we did it to ourselves, gonna take more than 9/11 to get me down.

Deserved this one too

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steve was literally an American made celebrity
it was American kids who did most of the bawling when he died since his shows where made for American tv
i always thought he was fake sounding and childish but that was for you yanks

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Also this. Took a really big L with this one

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california is a shithole who cares?

ill give you that one

>projecting your own projections this hard
my ass faggot

>ass faggoting in a dick nigger thread
the absolute state of americans

Goddamn kangaroo faggots.

>Serving in US army as a part of UNC in Korea
>Kiwis always talk shit about other nations' soldeirs for not doing their work
>turns out that Kiwis are the worst soldiers in the world since they only know about shitting each other by literally spitting out 'shit' that smells like the abomination that came up on the earth through hell's very anus
>fuck Kiwis

>kiwi soldiers
no such thing since WW2
just glorified policemen these days

same