Be me

>be me

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>be a retard

fag comes in jars now?

It comes in packets with 70% air too.

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*modern marketing tools

thank you hungry skeleton

Don't buy that off-brand bag of crisps that has only 20% crisps in it and the rest is air.

Buy our brand. They're 30% crisps.

Looks comfy but would probably get claustrophobic after a while

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wooow more percents for my dolla

>no room to fully extend legs
it's like some kind of living hell

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Nah but for real, when you buy crisps, you're not buying the volume of the bag; you're buying the weight of the chips.

If you actually look at the net weight of different brands of crisps, they're usually about the same.

If they completely filled the bag, it would be heavier and so they'd have to charge more for it.

If they made the bag smaller, the crisps would all pressed up against one another and the chances of them breaking into little pieces before you even get to buy them would be a lot higher. And who wants to eat crisps that have broen up into pieces the size of your fingernails?

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>fully extend legs
isn't that just standing up?

You can't extend your legs while sitting or laying?

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no that's just standing up

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but then with the bag of chicken Twisties they have them packed in there tight
I suspect a bias against broken Twisties is afoot

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I get claustrophobic easily

yeah but who gives a fuck about twisties?

rashuns are the based ones. and burger rings. burger rings are pretty tasty.

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rashuns are expensive here and hard to find
what happened to that free trade?

It's kind of the same here actually. I thought they were made on your side of the tasman and imported over here to be honest, which would make the low supply make a little more sense.

Potato-based crisps tend to taste better than corn-based ones and you can diversify the flavours more, so maybe there's just not that much demand for them and ergo only a little bit gets produced at a time?

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lol do all oceanic snacks have names like that?

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lol maybe. bluebird (probably the biggest crisp-making company in nz) have this one range of crisps that they call "delisio"

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says made in nz on the bag and usually can only find them in the nz products section in a supermarket along with all the other weird stuff kiwis miss when they come here

And don't even get me started on weet-bix. It's just "wheat" and "biscuits" made into some fucked up portmanteau

lol nice
so what's new with you my man

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>says made in nz
I really wouldn't have ever thought that australia would import food from us rather than building a few factories and just making it themselves. Maybe the start-up costs would be too great?

>along with all the other weird stuff kiwis miss when they come here
You mean like marmite, the superior cousin to the pleb-like vegemite?

Actually vegemite's not bad on toast so I'll give it that...

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>portmanteau
is that fancy talk for rectangular lump?

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My foot's itchy and my arm only goes down to my waist. Why has evolution done this to me?

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It is if you convince enough people to believe that.

But no, a portmanteau is when you take two words and fuse them into one.

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>my arm only goes down to my waist
lol what

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cool
I do that all the time

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