Take the shrimp pill bros.
The Shrimp Pill
Daily reminder that Shrimp are the T*rkroaches of the sea.
Shrimp are so delicious. Enjoy them while you can.
t. someone who developed a shellfish allergy 8 years ago
Mantis shrimp are the Finns of the sea.
God I could eat hundreds of shrimp a day. They are so tastey any way you cook them. I actually wouldn't mind having a shrimp tank and eating a few every now and then. Great idea
It thought this was gonna be about eating shrimp, they are some of the best meat for protein.
I bought fish because I liked the idea and I heard they lower blood pressure to watch them. I just started getting more and more depressed seeing them trapped in that glass dungeon every day
Crystal Shrimp can be finicky but Neos grow like cancer
*it was quite a big tank, for the record
Why not keep a less stocked tanked where the fish live like kings?
This.
The final redpill is the hermit crab
You dont eat them, look at the pic. You must become the fuhrer of the shrimp ethnostate. It will teach you responsibility and once you ascend you can become the ubermensch and lead the white people turning the whole country into your shrimtank.
Because he’s a dense anglo who only understands absolutes.
Especially since Jews can't take the shrimp pill
What would it take to breed loads of shrimp for eating?
The jew fears the Shrimp Jews are the (((aquarium parasite))).
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dungeons are based and redpilled
I want some skimps to hang out with on these rainy days
Cool story bro.