Jow Forums lives on a spaceship

ITT: Jow Forums lives on a spaceship.

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Look!My cummies are floating!ehehehe

if you dont wipe that up your blood will be floating through the entire ship

*slowly leaks out the oxygen*

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Oh..*sucks it up*
Okay!Done!

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Silly,even a small hole would be almost as loud as a sonic boom on a spaceship

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YOU FUCKING INDO FAG IT'S ALREADY GOTTEN INTO THE ELECTRONICS

Its a smaller than small hole

I'm the morale officer! Here I fixed your hot dog.

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sup

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we...we can use my phone?It's much more advanced than these 1980s NASA
computers!
Is it your boy hole?
Thanks officer

Please, raise my morale by letting me handle your hot dog in return.

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i think im going to be sick
*gags*
ummm air is for nerds anyway
yum

O-oh my how lewd~

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*dies due to cryopod malfunction*

My boyhole has no oxygen

Here, have some more

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THE MANEUVEUR IS IN TEN MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAA

open the pod-bay doors Hal

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These new recruits are fucking gay

Oh no!I wonder why the electronics failed?This will forever be a mystery unknown to Jow Forumskind.What a tragedy,we must mourn this man.

Would anyone like a Big Mag?

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no

Who needs electronics anyway,r-right?
Apollo 13 did it by hand!
W..what was it again?6800 km off for every degree off-course?No biggie!

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Oh oh could I get some criss-cut fries with that?

We're going to crash into Jupiter, you killed us all faggit

I am now reassigning you to the simulation exercises. Please refrain from being a sour puss.

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I..its fine!With the power of god and anime on my side!We will be on course!

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I'd prefer to crash into Uranus~

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godspeed private twinkletoes

Absolutely!

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guys my eastern exchange student room mate keeps trying to kill himself!!!
he keeps saying "all is loss!!"

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Looks it's been 11 minutes!Hooray!We haven't died yet
Thanks!
*nom*I heard that *nom* one of your employees *nom* is the Dark Lord Satan from Ente Isla*nom* Is that true?

I just miss the old crew man
Where's the alcoholic captain?
maybe i got on the wrong ship..

Tell him this verbally:
I II
II I-

Fuck you, only 3.4 ounces of alcohol per person

Sorry Dave, I can't do that.

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I don't have permission to disclose that information.

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i think he just shot himself rip

give him a glass of self-respect. that'll cheer him up.

Aw,okay then.
M..maybe that was the better choice for him?R.I.P.

>wakes up, pops space boner
*yawn* Where the fuck am I?

wow haha didn’t know you were actually a fag sataniafag :)

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I wonder how it feels to suck dick in space

WE'RE ABOUT TO ENTER THE JOVIAN ATMOSPHERE

Also I’m here so what’s my role

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i think he survived might have to freeze him in cry until i can get him some poppers

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Eh.
>goes back to bed

*seals your boner inside my post orbital mouth chamber so your scent doesn't distract the crew*

I am proud that I have a fan now

*Sweeps space dust off the space floor*

GOOD JOB EVERYONE

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You're kidding
Do any of you remember the Raviolsauri or you're all newfigs?

You can be anything you want!
But as of right now here are the jobs that are needed urgently
-Escort(Male)
-Gym Trainer(The spaceship's average BMI is 26.5,time to do something about that!)
-Quartermaster(We have 10,000 rifles and 56,780 pistols without anyone issuing or guarding them)

*opens the air lock and sends all of the gay posters into space to freeze to death*
Don't come back

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>or you're all newfigs?
mmm yes

i found it in the thread with the guy impersonating you after your trip got out
I guess I can be the gym trainer. Exercise is necessary in space, need to run like everyday

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also based

Sorry xxXfag_destroyer69420Xxx
I cannot comply with your order to open the air lock
Air lock permanently closed until over-ride from the Captain

*gets in escape pod*
Open the airlock

I'm afraid I'll have to detain you in the brig for attempted murder.

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I know, my trip was leaked. But it's okay.

*beheads captain*
*places decapitated head up to retina scanner, overriding the air lock and killing 56 homosexuals*
Don't think I won't throw you out as well

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Sorry Captain,my A.I. has been infected with-Thebiggaylole
I will now do what is best for the ship's homosexual population

reminder to use my special NASA built succ chamber if you need to expel certain fluids so they don't leak into the air and contaminate

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What since when did A.I cum over all the electronics

That’s why I hate using trips. If they get out you’re fucked

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The ship has detected a loss of 56 personnel.
>Invasion-Protocol.exe
The armoury is now open to everyon-
Thebiggaylole exe take over
The armoury is now open to every male who has anal sex with another male.

i would like a succ device that cuases less nightmares please

Okay everyone! Into the escape pods!

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Have you seen Grisaia?I am like Kazami Kazuki,the A.I. is modelled after me

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Nah, only if someone is obsessed with you.

I was only here for like 20 minutes but here we go

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I'm piloting the ship towards the sun

It's because I stopped making these threads mackisoni

Denmark is obsessed with me
BUT WE ARE IN THE ESCAPE PODS GET OUT AAAAAAAAAAA

::[go right ahead. Adaptive cruise control deactivated]

So i really got on the wrong ship
At least i have you
my beloved AI

Alert!Alert!Enemy virus detected.
Lockdown initiated
All electricity shut down
All escape pods locked down
All sectors are now in lock down

*gets in dispatch fighter space jet*
*destablises the ships core with anti matter bombs*
*flys off back to earth*

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Sorry,soldier,all electricity is cut off
*Your space jet detaches but simply falls to the ground*

::[ah shi...pyards]

*transfers ai into this*

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W..what are you doing!
It's too late anyway,the ship is in total lockdown
You may trap me,but you will never trap the big gay lole!

::[what the hell is happening sir. I think we got put into the exchange program on accident. ]

guys, I resolved the problem, I only had to switch on the "stop the scary shit happening switch"

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set up an escape pod for fagapore and aim it for the black hole

Okay I need volunteers to help me use plasma cutters to make a way to the ship AI core. We'll cut the connections and manually pilot our ship home. Grab a railgun.

I'm gonna die a virgin

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No!You have already destroyed my precious A.I.,what more do you want!

::[yes it needs to be manually rebooted. I'd like to go back in there. It's pretty comfy. Also I think I'm on the wrong ship]

i want you to eat shit and die

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Got it Lieutenant!

Nobody is gonna die!Not today!(Except for thoee 56 homosexuals sucked out through the air-lock)

::[I need to log those and financially compensate their families for their loss. Oh wait. Someone stuck their cyber dick in the command console and gave the whole system mecha-aids.]

I bet it's Joe's fault
He's mad at me 'cause i've never compiled that module
But idk why they did this to you

I was just unfrozen from cryostasis, there were hundreds more lieutenant, highly skilled and happy to aid your efforts and get this tin can back to home

I own this ship... Where the fuck is my second in command? This place smells like shit. What did you fags do while i was gone? I hope you all weren't sucking eachothers dicks instead of working like you should have been. Where are the logs?
>inb4 >LOGs|LOG
You were banished from the ship.

This ship is a complete fucking mess holy shit where are the logs.