> be American
> get shot
be American
Adam Collins
Justin Johnson
god damn it you fucking belgian even at nearly 1 AM you're still here.
Bentley Hernandez
my insomnia is a blessing and a curse
if I have to suffer so do all you guys
Justin Watson
>be belgian
>make shit waffles
Elijah Williams
you keep kotposting but dogs are clearly superior
Zachary Gonzalez
> be American
> make shit burgers
> burgers give you the sharts
> thank god for your XXXL water retaining underwear
> tip underwear manufacturers for their service
> they start clapping at you in return
> shoot them in surprise
Easton Davis
Just go to sleep already geez louise
Benjamin Bell
You absolute nigger. You fantastically retarded pavement ape. Who gave you permission to speak? Throwing your shit around like you own the place you don't own shit. You aren't King Kong you're king nothing. Get out of my fucking face or I'll ship you back to Africa myself.
Landon Foster
>be belgian
>see americans clapping that a plane landed
>mockingly clap along with them
>keep clapping
>eventually your claps dont make sound
>your hands are dissapearing
>desperately shout that you exist
>no American believes in you anymore and they cant hear you over the sound of clapping
>you fade away into oblivion
Jason Thomas
When Americans get circumcised do they leave a tip?
Ethan Carter
the only tip i'm leaving you is thus
>blow it out your ass
Jack Hughes
no u
Jason Jenkins
no... once again i've been countered too perfectly. how do you always do it
Isaac Gomez
IM A FUCKING ANTICHRIST BABY
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
AND GOTTEN HIT
LOOK AT THESE SINNERS
MISSING THEIR ABILITY TO THINK
AS A RAPE THEIR MINDS OFF ALL THOUGHT
THEY LOSE THEIR LINK
Tyler Garcia
It must be my big big waffle brain
Can't have anything to do with the fact that I'm just rehashing old stuff
No sir it's all about them creativities top of the line genius
Carson Wood
damn you waffle. one of these days i will defeat you
Eli Smith
Oh I am shivering in anticipation my old friend
Easton Morales
you underestimate my powers
Joseph Walker
the hero needs to be adequately challenged before he can rise to the occasion
Brandon Garcia
is this one of them situations of the animes where i have to go on a year long training situation before i can defeat you
Kayden Lewis
yes
you need to find a mystical old man that will teach you ancient anti-waffle shitposting powers
wax on wax off
Xavier Morales
you're the funniest poster here on this shithole desu
Daniel Collins
Be American
Be Russian
Isaac Morgan
I like to fap in the shower but my jizz gets all sticky. I heard if i use cold water to wash it it'll come off but i haven't been able to get that to work. Someone pls help. It hurts pulling my jizz balls from my pubeies
Noah Turner
This made my day. Its so true. So funny. Well done mr waffle.
Chase Ross
>Be Pakistani
>go to America for higher education
>get shot
Carson Russell
S M O K E D
Levi Collins
>be pakistani
>accidentally take a wrong turn
>walk onto the indian's shitting street
>get stoned to death
Angel Murphy
i saw a few good "be american, go to elementary school" a few months back. i haven't been able to find them
Nicholas Nguyen
>BELCUM
Lincoln Evans
do Americans shart in the mart because they have to tip the toilet if they use it?