Why are Americans the only people who systematically shit their pants when buying groceries...

Why are Americans the only people who systematically shit their pants when buying groceries? I can not fathom an explanation.

No one else in the world does this, ever.

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oh my....i cant even imagine

Okay this is epic

Poor diet and soda.
They thing that they are going to fart and they shart accidentally.
Usually only happens to African American females and >40yo white Americans.

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Do you know what's full of the sodium jew? Fast food shit.

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They do it when they're hungry, then they eat it

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The processed food they eat operates as a laxitive.

i've never seen anyone who wasn't a baby shit/piss themselves in public until I went to Amsterdam. You guys know how to throw a fucking party lemme tell ya

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Anal sex does that to them. They think they are going to fart but it is not a fart but a shit.

she shit the beds they stay in when they go to hotels also.

i used to work as a travel agent. Americans were the only nationality to actually do that, and it happened multiple times..(including indians)

i think they are just rude

Even shit is Free to do what it wants in America. Now that you have your answer go bow down infront of your royalty Neggerlanden.

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for the life of me I can't figure out why Americans think shitting themselves in public is perfectly acceptable.

Most people here would be humiliated by doing that - but not the American.

Is it the capitalist "go-getter" lifestyle that means Americans simply have no time to use a public toilet?
is it like how the french bathe maybe once or twice a month?

I've spoken to 8 different Americans and they've all tried to defend it

One of them even called it a "Patriot Stain" he said "if you don't gots one at the end of the day you ain'ts been shoppin' enough!"

"a smelly bum is how the market is run" - an old saying that proves this has been part of American culture for a long time

I don't want to offend or rile up anybody, but to start a dialog so we can discuss this wide-spread phenomena.

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It's obvious Amerifats are the least healthy on this entire planet - because of their diet.

Still that does not excuse someone to take a shit while walking in a grocery store, right?

Im not ganna lie... this country is disgustingly fat.

poor diet bro, I can deadlift 400 pounds but when I eat shit my ass is gonna leak the same way next morning no homo

We just get that excited when grocery shopping. So much variety, it's just so... uh... arrgh... brraaaapppp... splorp.

Poo in the loo Americans. The mall is not for shitting.

Look at this man

He stands proud displaying his Patriot Stain
"he must have worked hard to get that!" people say as they walk past

"good job!" they say as they pat him on the back

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This is so fucking funny I can not and do not want to believe this is actually real.

>tfw no Wendys

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This man is a Veteran

he is highly respected in American Culture
his Patriot Stain is much bigger than other people's as he is considered an Elder in American Society

his stain is for two reasons:
1 save time & money "a smelly butt keeps the stockmarket up!" he thinks to himself
2 to display the blood shed on the battlefield where he lost many friends and family

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>Do you think I'll ever have a Patriot Stain as smelly as yours, Granpappy?

>One day, Billy, one day...

an American elder is seen here passing down this tradition to his grandson

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you should be glad, as a person who ate all fastfood at 10-14 then got the fuck off that train, its shite, with the rest of the kike-made fast fud

Because greasy food just sort of slides right out your asshole

Wendy's is redpilled you dumdum

>Patriot Stain
top lmao

>patriot stain
kek

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>when buying groceries
>implying that's the only time

it is a tradition now user, gather the family for shopping and sharting

Aussie bantz best bantz

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lack of fiber in processed foods

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It's better to have things and not use them than not having things

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TRADITION

I've never personally seen or experienced it.
Then again I'd never be caught dead in a walmart, or any of the restaurants they put inside walmarts.

You people always hoist this up as uniquely American without realizing that Walmarts are basically fucking halfway houses at this point. Do you really want us posting video footage of the poorest stores/districts in your country?

It's the same thing with the school shootings. Public schools, man. You're shining a light on and criticizing people who make less than 25k a year desu.

The shape of his Patriot Stain even resembles a deformed Jesus

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We are the trend setters, the movers and shakers of the world.
Catch up or be left behind.

Sharting me timbers!

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no it's not retard
that's how jews went into power

You sound like a fucking commie

Well you also indeed have a problem with your publics schools.

But user if you shop at Walmart you can save money and live better.

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Wait, does that ACTUALLY happens or it's just a meme? It's just a meme, right? Right?

>doesn't know the freedom that can only come from shitting your pants and shopping at the same time
You haven't lived yet

SHART

>patriot stain
Nice

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

IN

>Patriot stain
Based

>patriot stain
this is so based australia

If you've ever eaten American food, let me introduce you to it.

Anything we eat over in Europe/UK, eating the equivalent of this in the USA will give you borderline liquid shits, the entirety you are there. They can shit talk our food all they want, but at least it doesn't give our entire population diarrhoea as the norm.

T.tourist

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While the "shart in mart" is legitimately funny, the problem I have is that some of these people may just have a medical condition.

This guy doesn't look "American fat" but he does look kind of old

Do other countries even have grocery stores?

not an american. that’s a tourist from the netherlands.

Shit your pants for Israel, goy

I sound right, and I am, muzzie faggot

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Fast food restaurants use laxatives in their food to help push through the processed soibased crap with a bit of DNA from various sources

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i love you

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>Patriot Stain

That's definitely going to catch on

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Nobody eats your fucking food you currynigger.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with letting a couple brown betties slide while doing other activities I mean why would you waste time going to the dirty ass bathrooms

MART

Change the meme flag then faggot.
Instead of taking things away from clueless people you should tell them why it's bad so they avoid it.

It's really mediocre anyways fritz. No matter how cucked Germany might be, your food will always be better.
t.guy who lives near a German restaurant run by a nice old couple from Munich

I don’t even think he shit his pants. It looks like he just has a filthy ass and then lots of sweat mixed with the filth left shit stains. Disgusting

It's a result of taking a diet pill that says "don't eat greasy foods" on the label and then buying the Bacon Double Cheeseburger anyway.

Kek

>some of these people may just have a medical condition.
It's the pills Walmart buys to help with something about stomach acid and digestion.
Never take Jewish pills

Don't mind me, just eating a Gammon Steak and Chips, enjoying solid, optimum stools, and not shitting myself on a daily basis.

>sodium
>bad for you
Are you really going to use a recessive disease that affects one in a million at most to say that?

>nice old couple from Munich
Nazis refugees then.

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Never. Ever. Trust a fart.

idk who drew these, but i really like them. here's some OC

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Did they push this outside the US? I ate something with it once and almost got a patriot stain.

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O SAY CAN YOU SHART, IN THE LOCAL WALMART
WHAT SO PROUDLY EXPELLED FROM ANUS LAST LEAKING
WHOSE BROAD STREAKS AND BROWN STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS BLIGHT
O'ER THE AISLES WE WATCHED SHIT, GALLANTLY STREAMING
AND MUTTS NAPPY HAIR, NEGROES EVERYWHERE
GIVE PROOF THAT OUR RACE IS 56% DISGRACE
O SAY DOES THAT SHIET SPANGLED BUMMER YET CUT
O'ER THE LAND OF THE LAND OF THE SHART AND THE HOME OF THE MUTT

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Tis a meme. I never have seen this "patriot stain" here. Though im sure it happens just about everywhere.

Olestra is prohibited from sale in many markets, including the European Union and Canada.[
Wikipédia.

Excitment?

Excited that they got to fill their carts to the top and later that day their bellies too.

Sub-subhumans like this shouldn't be called white trash imo. Instead call them what they are: white shits. Is Shitmart designated shitting mart in Merica?

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holy shit.... americans deserve a plague.

>teachers make less than 25k
Where?
Teachers in my area make $35k - 75k and of course they get summers off

>Patriot Stain

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It's everywhere, not only in Walmart.
Americans are true rare species.

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>Patriot stain
God bless you user

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Average American's diet consists of a lot of grease and oil

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>be American
>decide to get my big beautiful body™ ready for summer by shedding a few pounds
>doctor prescribes me a pill but tells me I have to stay off the greasy food
>lol fuck that, obliterate 12 bags of special edition extra cheesy bacon greasy doritos™
>30 minutes later feeling a mite peckish
>trudge down to walmart, already feeling out of breath
>dab forehead sweat with a spare extra bacon big mac I found in my pocket
>find the doritos section, grab the nearest pack my stubby little michelin arms can reach
>loudly voice my disapproval at the walmart staff for not stocking the extra jumbo variant
>make the long and arduous journey to the cash register
>see an skinny clearly anorexic british tourist at one of the registers
>all 12 of my chins start trembling in rage
>suddenly feel a fart wriggling out of my rectum
>come up with a devious plan
>position my shit processor in his general direction
>I can feel the fart almost breaching my shaking sphincter
>this one's gonna be a good one, I can feel it
>Oh man, here it comes
>Almost chuckle to myself in glee
>here it comes
>HERE IT COMES
>fuck
>here some commotion behind me
>"Urgh, that American just shit himself."
>Waddle home with the shit snug in my xxxxl sweatpants
>that night cry into my D. Trump dakimakura
An average day.

>trudge down to walmart
true americans only walk in parking lots.

in america, old is a medical condition
the united states of edutainment