Why does food contain so many calories? Wtf a 16inch pizza contains like 3k calories wtf

Why does food contain so many calories? Wtf a 16inch pizza contains like 3k calories wtf

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Because it’s that good

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i feel you user

muricca

who cares? fat, skinny, fit, you were never going to impress anyone in the first place. do you, user.

the average working class person needs 3300 calories a day to function
if you space the pizza out throughout the day and exercise and only drink water it's fine

Theres a difference between trying to impress someone and when you get tired sfter 2 flights of stairs

Thx

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how fat are you

die degenerate wojakredditer

he doesn't have to be fat to get tired from stairs. im 6' and 170lbs but I get tired after 5 stairs because I never exercise and my heart is shit

just like walk up stairs more often to get used to them it isn't that hard lol

not everyone can be the stair king, okay?

>it isn't that hard lol
youre talking to an american

i'm fatter than the average american

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hong kong=Chinese people
Chinese people=shorter than us
shorter than us=smaller stairs
smaller stairs=easier to climb

a flight is typically 12 feet universally
the average US height and average HK height and average worldwide height for males are all 5'9"

fake news

3000 is fine for anyone that isn't a manlet or coach potato.

BMI is like 28

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that's in normal range unless you have absolutely 0 muscle

she ate too much pasta

My lifestyle is completely idolent

get off your ass right now
put on some flexible pants or shorts
go outside
do as many squats as you can as low as you can
when you can't do anymore without falling rest
then do the same amount again
do this each day you don't even need weighs or a gym membership and it takes like 10 minutes

This is coming from someone who is fatter than me

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that's coming from someone who would have your BMI if he had 0% bodyfat

>He doesn’t eat a lean 280 calorie salad every day

I can get two delicious pre-made salads for only $5 you have no excuse

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why pay $5 for 560 calorie salad when you can pay $5 for 2500 calorie pizza

Enjoy you fat

So many fatties on r/banter

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why only squats

> eats whole fucking 16-inch pizza
> "Why does food have so many calories?"

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i'll enjoy not dying from starvation yeah
easiest thing to do without training or equipment for fat people + they make it easier to do other exercises once your legs strengthen