Hello, Jow Forums, I wanna kms but i don't want to go to hell either. What should i do?

Hello, Jow Forums, I wanna kms but i don't want to go to hell either. What should i do?

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kys and ask satan

We all going too he'll it just aboit what ring of hell you going too.

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Stop believing brainlet boomer fairy tales and acept the void like a man.

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>Brazil
Eh, how much worse could it be?

Based

I don't think satan would trade

Make your dog do it for you, then doggo goes to hell.

convert to islam and suicide bomb yourself

no but he could answer any Burning questions you might have.

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Cringe

islam religion my ass faggot
I don't need answers, i need to rest in peace for eternity.

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don't live

Just put yourself in high risk situations that pay well ya dingus. Either you get paid or die.

stay noided

Like get a job in a circus? And if i die, isnt like suicide attempt?

Buy a shirt with the UK flag, walk over to Argentina and yell "Falklands are british!" until someone kills you XDDDDD

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literally punch satan in the nutsack when you get there

Or "sopa de macao", if normalfag brazilians are still buthurt over that meme

Omg... That pic is too creepy man. What could spook the spooker?

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Based

it was a pun, no one is taking your post serious user.