This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?
This is how my ideal husband looks like. Your thoughts?
You can't be serious
Eh I guess its okay if he's a nice guy but honestly his face is...
his face looks like my dads friend
ugh
stop posting this shit every fucking day
Typical french/spanish face. I have a thing for french dads
Whatever gets your pp hard my dude
I have a client who looks sorta like that. He's like 6'5 or something, bit fatter though. Less chest hair iirc. He has huge balls but he can't get hard except in the morning
Do you get any cute boys?Bears are over rated
Are you a whore?
Generally no, I've had a few young guys but the good looking ones don't need to come to me in the first place.
An escort, yes.
rude
I'll be your first then
Just kidding I'm broke as shit
Probably for the best, I'm more comfortable with fat old men tbdesu, I don't like being on an even playing field cause then I feel like I have to perform and that makes me anxious sometimes.
Your cuteness is performance enough~
How was your day though?
are you a trap
>Typical french/spanish face
Uhhhhhhh, this is why I dont go out much
Eh okay. I was still a bit sick but I napped on the couch and I don't feel too bad anymore. You?
No but I could probably pull it off if I tried.
Nice to hear!Thought you said no naps though lole.I'm just chilling as always,played the piano a little today,etc etc
I didn't want to nap but sometimes my body just takes me to places where I fall asleep, sneaky bugger
Ahh I guess you can't control what your body wants,eheheh
My body wants to do nothing sexual with anybody for a little while, I'm exhausted. I've got someone booked for tomorrow and Saturday though. The tomorrow one is fine cause he cums really fast and we mostly cuddle anyway, but the Saturday one can be a bit of a handful. I'm not sure if I'm gonna take on more work or just leave it at that and have a break after.
Oh,okay.That was...a little forward,but okay!
I thought you were trying to be subtly lewd with your comment about not being able to control what your body wants ~
M a y b e, but that was kinda too lewd even for me eheheh
These are just the realities of my life, I'm not used to dancing around normal people's sensibilities
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Well okay user,I just tore a rib or something while I was cycling so gonna sleep now
Bye,see you tomorrow
Das not gud fren, see you later.
ur gay
I have a question for you user: What is 5+yU+a+X?
y=(-a-x-5)/U
considering a is int and u is (you) it should be pretty easy to solve, but i don't remember how to do those
its been years since i've done any kind of real math tbqh
I see I see
pedojew