>Vegan Brisket is delicious
>Vegan Burger gets burger of the year award.
>Tastes great as well being more ethical and less environmentally harmful.
it fucking happened. vegan food finally surpassed meat and you incels can't do shit about it. there's still hope for this world.
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>i don't feel gross after eating it
That's your problem. You should.
Nigga that's a slice of cake
>veganism put into the mental disorders list
happening indeed
That's repulsive.
NOT.
POLITICS.
oh man, vegan shilling is pretty low-tier.
>Weaken yourself ahead of chinese and muslim invasion, goy.
No thanks, killing for food is too much of a thrill ^_^
Why do Vegans want their food to look and taste like meat?
nobody cares except retards.
You already posted this shitty thread
>hates meat
>tries to imitate the flavor and texture
That shit looks like bread wtf
I'm not sad that food technology is advancing. I'll just eat this and meat.
>following sjw hulk
Real pussy or a fleshlight?
Vegans would pick the fleshlight everyday of the week.
>heh, I'm a vegan
>heh, I want my food to look, taste and feel like meat
>but I don't want to eat meat
>but it's not natural to eat meat
>despite my gravitation by instinct to the texture, taste and nutrients in meat
>fucking murderers
I don't get vegans.
this, my girlfriend likes to try and eat vegan/veg sometimes and we have actual vegetables and grains as they were meant to be eaten. it's absolutely pathetic how so many non meaters make fake s o y "meat" dishes.
Eat my cake you faggits. Eat my cake. Vegans
All vegans are faggots
CAKE FILLED BURGERS! lol wut.
Still gotta take those vitamin pills don't ya, junkie?
whats the nutrition of this shit?
How much does it cost?
I love this ethics nonsense when most people cannot afford to eat like these stupid faggots.
>Extra sugar
Kek, I love vegans killing themselves with their shitty diets
Neither do vegans.
Wow that cringy faggot is still around? It's been like 10 years.
>you can't do shit about it
actually I can still continue eating cow burgers just to piss off vegans.
This is a slide thread that's been copied+pasted several times. If you do anything besides, sage, hide, ignore, or report, you're no better than the shill posting it.
>Oh_you.jpeg.
I can't wait for lab grown meat to be affordable so vegans have to shut up already.
>beer
beer contains yeast, and yeast is closer to animals than to plants. so not really vegan at all.
Enjoy your onions
why are vegans such insufferable cunts about everything? no one fucking asked you to prove yourselves and no one fucking cares. learn some social skills you fucking cunty asshole
>vegan burger tastes better than the tasteless crap called "beef" in the grocery store.
That's not really surprising.
18 hours of smoke to receive soggy bread
amazing, almost epic
>Disgusting carbs
No
That's why National Socialist were vegan...
You are what you eat.
>killing for food is too much of a thrill ^_^
Finally someone with balls that doesn't twist backward to give a reason to eat meat. We are heterotroph organisms, i.e. we live from other organisms, so we have to either kill them or rob them from nutrients to feed ourselves.
Deal with it vegans.
>it fucking happened. vegan food finally surpassed meat
No it hasn't, you vegans are just delusional like the trannys. No one thinks Caitlin Jenner is a "beautiful" woman just like no one thinks there is such thing as a "delicious" vegan burger. You leffties just get so fucking buttsore over other peoples opinions you disagree with that we all just kind of started lying to you to make things easier on ourself.
>Mommy why am I soo weak as a human being.
>Hi Mommy this is Chad my new Boyfriend, also I'm Gay.
>FUCK YOU MOM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGS!
seething veggiboi
>Mommy, why do my bones hurt so much even though I just turned 12?
Oh yea I forgot one:
>Mommy if I'm Finnish why do I look Chinese?
>Not enough Calcium
Raw meat is good for you.
>unironically believing the repeated myth that milk is somehow good for your bones
I'm sure you can provide me with a source that it actually does.
German Sushi.
>this guy gets it
bleeerccckkk
> mommy I want to die of diabetes cause I all eat is grain and fruit
Also fun fact: Plants actually feel pain
why do i want to try it? its raw, but it looks good. im confused
>my brisket is made of almost entirely sugar, so much better than that horrible lean animal protein
Right, let's go ahead and skip the 100 times you say different variations of "that's not a credible source because I say so" and just say you won. Veganism is the best thing ever and I'm sure all of the health problems that are seemingly related to it are just a vast conspiracy by the (((dairy industry))) or whatever. That's what you wanted to hear, right?
Eating meat is degenerate you sausage swallowing faggots.
It's beef tartare. It's good, but the meat has to be fresh and handled properly.
>t. literal retard
No, there is simply zero scientific evidence that it does. Your mother telling you to drink your milk "so that your bones won't break" is not a credible source.
Plants reacts to being damaged, it has a nervous system, aka pain.
Veggiefucks btfo
Cardiovascular disease isn’t caused by eating meat. It’s literally genetics and obesity.
>being more ethical
I only eat battery eggs because knowing the hen suffered makes them more enjoyable to me
Looks like pork sausage, how is that safe from intestinal contamination during grinding?
I agree that raw meat is harmless so long as it is cut from one source of the animal and is. clean.
> Y-you wouldn't eat me, right human-san?
> gizmodo.com
Vegans are the real assholes.
Fundamentally wrong.
I'll wait until it's possible to grow steak in a lab. Until then, I'm sorry vegans.
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NICE BAIT, LOTS OF (YOU)s TO BE HAD
> t. lactose intolerant mongol
cake? that's some old fucking dried out bread
In case you are actually serious, plants lack any semblance of a central nervous system and thus obviously unable to feel pain. Even if they did, what do you think that the cattle which eventually ends on your plate lives on?
Finland has some of the lowest rates of lactose intolerance in the world but okay, Mehmet.
Vegan farming kills more animals, and needs more land to produce the same amount of energy consumption than meat.
Vegans btfo
> plants coordinate defense mechanisms when they are hurt
> signals radiating throughout the body
> uuuuuh It's not the same thing *sweating Vegan*
> Not THAT kind of pain
You make me sick you hypocrite you
18 hours for a 45minute meal. What in the fuck?
>Protip: add 1/4 cup of A1 to your BEEF meatloaf, you're welcome frens
You sound like you need a delicious steak meal. Would sooth your toasted butt.
>there is simply zero scientific evidence
On the tombstone of every insufferable vegan acolyte. Oh how believable you are that you want to help others get healthy, and are not just a ball of seething rage and identity problems.
>2018
>not only eating fruit that has fallen off the tree naturally and shitting out the seeds so that a new plant can grow
>not only drinking rainwater
Are you a literal bigot extremist plantophobe that you would uproot a perfectly healthy plant and eat while it's still alive?
There's a word for people like you - NAZI.
>I don't get vegans.
It becomes a feedback loop pretty fast as they become more and more unstable from vitamin D deficiency.
I've known a couple of those clowns and I love to cook. I bake incredible pies so I always bring them a big slice of apple/berry/pumpkin/pecan pie.
>oh user, this is amazing
(secret is use lard for the crust... but I'll never tell)
Bonus points when you feed lard to a Jew and watch them practically orgasm.
It is good. Get some fresh minced meat and put it with a bit of salt and pepper on bread. Put onion rings on top. Enjoy.
Why would it being raw having anything to do with if it looks good or not? Raw steaks looks a fuck ton better than their burnt counterparts. It probably looks better because your natural instinct recognizes that it's healthy for you.
people who act like vegan food is the same for you as normal food don't know what a micro or an amino acid is and as such you shouldn't pay attention to their opinions on nutrition
A nice non-argument there. Just because I don't believe every myth from childhood does not mean that I don't consume dairy products myself. I'm assuming you still believe in Saint Nicholas delivering you with presents as well.
If he used Franklin bbq sauce it has Worcestershire sauce in it's ingredients which is fermented anchovies. Vegan fail.
>mettbrötchen
>it's beef tartare
americans lmao
there's also vegan (battered/fried) fish and chips
faggot
so what what the fuck is 'it' made of? looks like a hunk of wood.
Sure sure, little basedboy.
Just take it easy and go relax on your mobility scooter.
I support veganism but this is retarded. why try to eat healthier if you are just going to try and mock what the meatlets eat?
>s e e t h i n g
You probably think notanargument is an argument, like all the rest of the childish tripe you've written itt.
>so what what the fuck is 'it' made of?
Mostly sugar and soi.
>raw meat
>raw onions
savage food
WHERE'S THE BEEF!?
Oh, so you think it does qualify as an argument? You are simply unable to find any scientific evidence to back it up with but mom would never be wrong, right?
More like an incel raping a woman vs wacking off. Whether it's out of pussy fear of taking what you need from someone else against their will or moral virtue, only a few brave soles are willing to hunt for their poon.
>jackfruit
worthless fiber and carbs
>seitan
literally pure gluten
>miso
onions
>beer
wheat water
Holy shit that's terrible for you. A real brisket would be probably 70% protein, 20% fat, 10% carbs from BBQ sauce at most.
It's just your blinding narcissism that makes you think anybody at all cares about your playground insults. Baby steps if you can go without the girly sarcasm for two straight posts.
>child sex doll experiment worked
>Is it a real child? Nope
>plus, I don't feel bad about fucking it
is it really good or is just again the typical mutual dicksucking of "this is new so we have to push it"
>it insults me to be faced with facts
How did you even end up on Jow Forums?
>That's why National Socialist were vegan...
which ones?
You are what you eat.
well at least you didn't try
fuck off vegans, go die from lack of muscle mass