ITT: Jow Forums goes to high school
ITT: Jow Forums goes to high school
Kevin Lee
Oliver Jackson
*fards and shids and cums in my pands*
Luke Kelly
*barp*
Matthew Evans
*skips class*
Michael Brooks
most of Jow Forums is actually in high school already though
Oliver Sanders
Wtf why aren't there any energy drink dispensers this school is gay.
Jackson Turner
this
Charles Bennett
enjoy internal suspension you little shit
Joseph Campbell
Man, today the other kids have been very mean to me. Good thing I brought my trusty AR15 to put them in their place.
David Reed
>tfw just got out of highschool
>have to go back
Elijah Hughes
suspensions my ass, faggot
come here and say that to me closer
Camden Barnes
What the hell do you think you're doing?
*hangs out with the goth kids smoking cigarettes*
Mason Baker
>tfw you teach in a high school
Someone kill me
Aaron Watson
*whistle*
Hey boys.
Dylan Mitchell
>Tfw you finally bring your AR-15 to school but someone else decides to attack the school the day as you and you woke up late
Easton Mitchell
@6480300
of course, the faggot has to fucking ruin it
Easton Campbell
*drops out*
Lucas Stewart
c-can emos hang with the goths?
i'm telling the principal on you bitch
your suspension just got upgraded to an expulsion
Zachary Peterson
Today I helped the principal find the guy who destroyed the elementary school art show in the auditorium. With the help of the school LGBTQ+ Spectrum Club, I was able to track that dirty criminal down and have him expelled. I asked the art teacher and elementary school kids to thank me, to which they all obliged and applauded. I am such a good person.
Ryder Green
WE GOT REPORTS OF AN ACTIVE SCHOOL SHOOTER.
Luke King
Yes that's very nice Mr Johnson now sit down before I send you to the principal's office.
Lincoln Cox
based sensei
Michael Johnson
The fuck are you some kind of queer with that gay haircut and terrible clothes? You gonna slit your wrists and listen to MCR? You're such a faggot.
*offers you a cigarette looking away from you*
Eli Davis
oh no, not again
will someone be my best friend that can handle a whiny little bitch getting humiliated every day in front of whole class and keep me out of suiciding?
Camden Morris
*snatches cig and stomps it into concrete*
if any of you faggots are going to smell of this shit in front of me i'm gonna tell ur moms on u
Josiah Clark
*lights up another cigarette*
Where the fuck do you think I get them from? Pull that shit again and I'll smash you with a brick these things aren't cheap.
Eli Anderson
y-you too
Wyatt Edwards
UNDERAGE SMOKING IS BAD
Parker Brown
was going to post that pic of the anime girl shooting up the school but I can't find it :/
Carter Murphy
NO SMOKING
I arrested her
Austin Brown
hey wanna be friends
Jose Moore
*looks at you confused*
Ooookay....aren't you that weird kid in my English who sits in the back?
Fuck off coppa I'm a senior I'm fucking 18.
Jayden Foster
remember it just like it was yesterday :^)
Parker Phillips
>Where the fuck do you think I get them from?
>these things aren't cheap
ha, you're buying them youself, I'm telling ur mom
*dabs on you*
based
Ryder Lewis
>its already turned into gay erp
Normie is cancer
I'm out, enjoy yourselves
Camden Carter
You're late. Again. Meet me after class when the bell rings
Brayden Taylor
did you have off today too?
Jeremiah Miller
This is why I tell people we shouldn't stand within 30ft of the special ed room or else the retards get curious.
Shoo go away retard.
Ian Rogers
Hand a minor smokes, eh?
Son you're going to jail.
Ayden Green
WHAT I'VE NEVER BEEN LATE TO A CLASS
Blake Myers
No but I'm bored right now and don't want to sleep so it's posting time :^)
Adam Price
You never said here when I took attendance. Let's not turn a sinplentalk into detention. Now pass your homework to the front of the class.
Nolan Walker
but then wouldn't you remember it like it was earlier today not yesterday
Michael Martinez
Pretty sure he's 18 too considering he's in the same class as me....wait why the fuck am I talking to you? Do you have any evidence? I'm in AP civil liberties and have a scholarship to the ACLU. So unless you're going to potentially illegally search my friend here or conduct a fraudulent stop and identify I only have one thing to say.
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
Jace King
>tfw one of your teachers could post on Jow Forums
Thomas Jenkins
after running levees for 30 minutes in 98 F degree weather I can hardly remember anything happening today
yes sir I thought the website discussing how the holocaust was faked was an odd choice but nevertheless appreciated
Matthew Foster
I swear to God if you're really in my class you're getting detention first thing the period I have you
Austin Ward
what state do you teach in?
Nolan Fisher
>Pretty sure he's 18 too considering he's in the same class as me.
>Pretty sure he's 18
Son you're also smoking on school ground too
>AM I BEING DETAINED?!
Yes
Henry Brooks
Maryland
Logan White
phew one state away
pennsylvania here
Austin White
*pulls out cell phone*
Hey yeah dad. Yeah we got another who thinks he's all big......I dunno some shit about smoking on school grounds he's trying to detain me.....hold on.
*looks at you*
The DA would like your badge number and your last name please.
*goes back to talking on phone*
Yeah I'm trying to get it. Is mom still chief of police? Oh.....oh okay then. I'll have him call her......here talk to him I don't wanna deal with this bullshit right now......I don't know what he's doing here probably on a power trip or something picking on kids.....okay.....okay......okay here.
*hands you the phone*
The DA would like to speak with you and have you contact your police chief so you can get out of my hair.
Adrian Green
Waaaaaaah
Ayden Green
No cell phones out during class. You can get it back from the office during your lunch
Daniel Evans
*slaps the phone out of your hands*
YOU'RE GOING DOWN SCUM
youtube.com
Christopher Nguyen
.....you broke my phone you fucking dick. Lay one hand on me and I'll have your job. You know those prissy rich kids that have daddies and mommies in high places? Yeah that's me asshole so if you value your shitty job as a low rank flatfoot on patrol like the city kitty you are you'd get the hell out of my face.
*walks away*
Elijah Morgan
You dropped you're bag of.........CRACK!?!?!?!
NOW YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!!!!!!!!!
youtube.com
Nathan Wilson
*looks down at bag*
Planting evidence now? Jesus you're such a shitty cop. What's the matter didn't make your quota today? If I touch that it means it has my fingerprints on it which you'd probably want.
*puts on edgy black glove and picks up bag*
You can have your crack back I only smoke cigarettes. Crack is for niggers and junkies. Unlike you I've got a future that starts at the ACLU and ends at the Skull and Bones.
We done here? I've got AP Law to get to.
*places the bag in your pocket and pats you on the shoulder*
Run that bag. You've got my fingerprints at your station. If it's really mine which it isn't I'll gladly let you pull me out of class to arrest me so we can have the case thrown out and all charges dropped. My daddy will take care of me and if he doesn't mommy will :^)
*out my cigarette and put the butt in my pocket*
Anthony Richardson
>My daddy will take care of me and if he doesn't mommy will :^)
They won't help you this time.
*Arrests you*
Lets go
Julian Stewart
>shoots spitball at South Korea
Leo James
IMFUCKINGKILLUALL
BANG BANG BANG BANG
David Howard
HAHAH WHAT'S UP BUTTNUGGETS YEAH NOTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKIN GAY LOL SHUT UP
Owen Ross
no u
Brody Nelson
Xavier Cox
just got out of that shitfest never going back
Liam Moore
I've got test answers and weed, who wants some?
Brayden Bell
I brocke my pencil!
Anthony Brooks
*sips at back class with 2 other idiot and talks instead of doing work*
Jacob Jones
it's okay fren you can borrow one of mine
Evan Reyes
need a chewing gum RIGHT NOW
Michael Johnson
fuck off scan
Asher Morgan
*scab*
Jaxon Evans
das raacis
Owen Morris
Scab means begger in australia
Jackson Gomez
My dad is friends with the principal.. you do know that, don't you?
William Richardson
India stop pooping on the classroom floor!
Colton Sanchez
What are you, gay?
Hudson Thomas
Yeah, well I have swag, you kmow what that means?
Ethan Rivera
you're GAY? ha
Dominic Lee
based
Lincoln Cook
how the fuck did i not notice your post?
kek
James Nelson
No you are. Swag gets bitches, do you even had a snapback, bruddus
Ryder Brown
Christian Lewis
FCKING niggers
>gets ar-15 from my backpack
>Anybody with dubs gets shot and dies
Aiden Bennett
>gets shot
>dies