Cracking the April fools' joke pt. 8

Welcome back for another round of austism and shitposting.
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pt. 7 >How is my team assigned?
Team is based on last two Octets of public IPv4 address.
team = (second_to_last_octet + last_octet) % 5

whereas
0 = Peep
1 = Chocolate
2 = Creme
3 = Peanut Butter
4 = Mini

(Thanks to →)

You can check your IPv4 address here:
whatismyip.host/

>How are the points calculated?
Multiple theories exists, such as EGG-Gets (00 dubs), server to connect to or mods are just blatant creme fags.

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/V3AVr56h
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Explain chocolate's latent rise?

It's going to converge in 7 hours.

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Nothing means nothing!
Nothing means nothing, man.
I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. I'm justifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Macho Madness, yeah has got more to offer than President Jack Tunney thinks that I got yeah and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against the Macho Man Randy Savage and Wrestlemania III let me say it yeah, let me say it out loud and let me point to the President of the World Wrestling Federation, The Macho Man Randy Savage is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the World Wrestling Federation and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you Mean Gene Okerlund you know that I'm the cream of the crop!
yeah. In my moment of glory! Yeah. And now I'm living in a nightmare. And I am the cream. And now, not only the Intercontinental Heavyweight belt must fall but, The World Heavyweight Championship belt! Because Hulk Hogan yeah, I am the cream, yeah, the cream of the crop. And there is no-one that does it better than the Macho Man Randy Savage! On balance, off balance, doesn't matter. I'm better than you are, yeah and I'm talking everyone in the World Wrestling Federation. And I'm even talking to President Jack Tunney, yeah. I'm on my way and nothing is gonna stop me. Nothing's gonna stop me.
Yeah. She's on the outside of the ring, does she interfere in matches? Yeah? Nothing, zero, pure athlete yeah and I've been uh yeah, maligned from the top to the bottom and because they can't handle the Macho Man Randy Savage, the cream of the crop. Nobody does it better!

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we're concentrating forces

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my team sucks lol

same as our long time domination
convergence, tie in the end, funposting about it for a week

Migrant invasion.

its not that everyone is a samefag, its that everyone is one of 5 samefags
all makes sense

pic related is the data i plotted in libreoffice, its not completely up to date because i do it manually
i have a script that records it all in plaintext though, the time recorded is pacific time
note that between 3:52 AM and 3:57 AM there is an odd inconsistency, i omitted it from my charts but i left it on the text doc.
pastebin.com/V3AVr56h

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At least we can say we're the best at losing, right?
We're winning at something, right?

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>5
I'll have you know there are only 3 people on Jow Forums. You, me and that one guy that types really quickly.

I'm on bored with the dopples counting theory.

>or mods are just blatant creme fags
t. chocofag

i dont get your meme

test

I don't type really quick so maybe there's 4

you'll always be cool in my book PBros

So, that means that on mobile I'm not a peeper?

well that happened...

because you're a newfag, but it's ok because everyone once was

*produces cuplet of cream*

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you lucked out for now i guess

Nvm, I'm a peeper too.

Are you using wifi user?

Points are just increasing values dubs, trips, quads, quints, etc.

im about as old as they come friendo

kek
mods have programmed it that way to have everyone ((chocolated))

Yes, I am.

Nigger Faggot

what if boards don't count the same?

>leave for 20 minutes
>come back
>chocolate is leading
Seriously? How could this happen? Didn't a mod just recently fuck them up for shitposting so badly??

What's the prize for winning? Has anybody figured that out yet?
It seems we should figure that out first. I mean, if we don't know what the prize is then the rest of this is pretty pointless don't you think?
it's a metaphor for the death of white privilege

There is no count

chocolated.com

the messages from the mods don't actually mean anything

user I...

Sigourney fucked with it.

Permabans. Permabans for everyone!

what a fucking fool, right?
the state of Jow Forums

chocolate is best

Matrix type shit right there

fucking smoothe

gaems rigged

>13k points
It can't be bargained with.
It can't be reasoned with.
It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.
And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead

REFRESH

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Like will they say what everything is about once it's over?
How do I even check all good threads about this race thing? There's threads about it on every fucking board and I got no time to check all 1 by 1.
I just want to kek and witness the greatest threads.

Quality bait desu

>

>Greeeeeen for the WIIIIIIIIIN

What is it counting? Any theories?

WHAT THE FUCK

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No, nobody has any theory at all.

Retard.

Nobody knows, maybe it's not even counting anything. That's the point.

Hey fuck you too.

shitposts aren't the way to go

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that's the easter shitty meme
they started the countdown months ago so they needed to do something with all that hype and autism accumulated

some people are thinking its going to converge
apparently someone recognized a convergence algorithm a while back, when he mentioned it the post was deleted

Roll for peanut butter

Lots of the "theories" are obviously impossible on their face. It can't be counting dubs for instance, because it is advancing way too slowly.

At which timezone does it end?

hahaha you must be the saddest most bitter cunt on earth, how does it feel to know you'll die a virgin?

Guys how do I check the scores for each team?

??? It's not if you add 0.5 point for every dub.

nice shoop. Only second mod message was legit. If you're going to alter a cap at least have the decency to use a sans-serif font to make it believable.

0

choke on your phone

It started at midnight EDT, so it will probably end in 6 hours and 40 minutes.

It never ends bro.

again, the mod messages do literally nothing. They can say whatever they want there.

Look at the thread dumb nut butter

o-ok.......

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hi

brw

well, you're right. Mods should revise their fonts to be consistent in that case.

Mods were not happy at all, gave OP a ban for threatening advertisers.
Will that -10 appear?

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imagine being a peanut butter
KEK

Seriously? It's a lot of time. I thought it was going to end.

It's still too slow for that, but then you'll just say it is adding 0.01 point at a time or something. I'm still not convinced it's really counting anything though

Having no hope is better than losing it like creme.

>threaten advertisers
>mods: epic post op, happy easter

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WE ARE AT FUCKING TOP HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Peep: +151
Creme: +63
Mini: +260
Chocolate: +3
Peanut Butter: +286

You'll probably drop down like we did, and some random PB/Peep team will take first place.

Indeed, but we're enjoying of this shitposing hole today, so lets keep enjoying.

>Chocolate: +3
>Peanut Butter: +286
It really is going to converge in a tie isn't it

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Everyone will end up with 15k score
screencap this

>Chocolate: +3
Really? What's that shit

It is, convergefag got banned before he could name the algorithm.
epic post

>Chocolate: +3
MODS!

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>Peanut Butter: +286
S L O W
T
E
A
D
Y

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Kek

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IT'S HAPPENING

>convergefag got banned before he could name the algorithm
Literally everybody knows how to ban-evade if they want to. If he knew, he could still tell us.

hmm

boards.Jow Forums.org##.hand.capcode

fuckoff gaydditors

>Salty
>Team Creme
Nothing wrong here.

now it's confirmed to be completely random, or at least it's definitely not based on interactions with the website, because the difference couldn't possibly fall from +219 to +3 for a team in 10 minutes, given that there's equal amount of users in each team, Team Chocolate would have to literally stop posting and we know that didn't happen