If you open your HDD it's DESTROYED INSTANTLY

Better than normies "fixing" their drives

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Why don't they put vacuum into the drives? Less friction, no helium escaping, etc.

Oh yeah, dude. That's a total fucking meme. Just open your HDD and see for yourself, brah.

The heads moving around the platter actually require a cushion of air so they don't slam into the platter with the slightest touch.

It's more or less true for modern drives. I'm sure you can find someone who opened their drive at home and managed to re-close it without destroying it, but they simply got lucky.

So all precision tech is a normie meme?

Let me guess. You never did it.

Put a wheel on the head? Vacuum still has a lot of advantages.

This guy trying to improve the hard drive. Just move to solid state drives and move on.

In technical terms it will be destroyed 90$ of the time, that little spec of that is huge for the lines of binary so it can fuck up the head while seeking or writing by corupting the data or scratching the surface.

Ok. Please provide a statistical reference for your claims.

hey look, it's still working at the end.

The reader head is floating at height less than width of your hair.
So yeah, go for it.

>wheel
>replacing drag friction with contact friction

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Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. Doesn't matter. You should totally do it, though.

no, there are a few specialized data recovery companies that can read disassembled HDD platers, but they use clean workspace. probably difficult to do for an average computer hacker.

what? do you want to make people use SSDs instead?

>Seriously, is this the worst normie meme or what?
t. someone who never opened their hard drive

Do it and see if you ever want to make this thread again.

did you read the thread you absolute retard?

i opened one that didn't want to boot up once because I thought the needle(?) was jamming. I ended up dropping it like an retard and got some scratches.....i had old photos and docs I can't retrieve now. hdd, only once

I just did, it's fine.

HDD shredder services BTFO

Doubt it.

Fuck I just lost all my anime pictures

>what's a gender?

Helium will leak through anything and everything but magnetic containment.

Jesus I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

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>IMPLYING CIA CANT STILL RECOVER IT

NICE TRY BUT NO SWEETY

if you have torque screw driver it will work perfectly fine, you just need to know how much force each screw needs.

RECOVERING DATA FROM A DEAD FLASH CELL IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE
PLATTER RECOVERY IN EVEN THE WORST CONDITION IS E-Z BY COMPARISON

What the fuck are you even talking about.

about hard drives and why they don't work after assembly. it's because people over tighten them.

seeing this webm made me unreasonably sad

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at 7200rpm, how long do you think a wheel will last?

Imagine hovering your penis right above the HDD then hammering them both while it runs

>open HDD
>mustard gas and loli pictures begin oozing out
Thanks asshole

It's like that scene where they almost kill Johnny 5

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test

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They need to be extremely precise, probably can't do it with hand tools desu

>2018
>spinning disks

I have a failed Seagate HDD and need to recover the data.
What's the best approach - I already confirmed that I have to replace the heads with donor heads of a different drive.
Any recommendations on howto build a small clean room or so?

shell out megabucks and have a professional do it

Nah, it is nice to have data but not worth $1k. This is why I'd rather do it myself.

>it still tries to work for you at the end

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If that's a girl I'd hit that so hard. If not, well, they're cute but I'm not interested in penises.

They are non-binary.

>what's a gender?

ILL SHOW YOU A GENDER

you have shit taste

The heads literally have fucking wings so they can float nigga

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Probably the cleanest place dust-wise is your bathroom after a shower

Also maybe watch the Louis video on the subject

we're unconsciously conditioned to go for weirdos because we know we can't get actually hot women (I'd bang too)

>falling for literally 56%ers

cute!

A single speck of dust can give you ebloa or polio fag

Honestly there is basically an inherent existence in the design of the spinning hard disk drive where all you would be able to do is redistribute the load and really an air bearing type method is the most effective way to have the read head move about the platter.
You could use a metal bar with the read head placed on a pole in which it can move back and forth on, but then you need to have something that can move it fast enough along that pole which increases complexity of the drive. So far it's just two motors and a control board.

>hdd, only once
>I ended up dropping it like an retard
Honestly, I can't blame the HDD here. You're a retard.

Btw, weren't some HDDs supposedly filled with helium?

Machines will remember this when it comes time to purge the humans.

In some harddrives bolts must be torqued to spec, otherwise it will fuck itself up.
Also dust can damage it, since heads are floating on mirons above platters.
So, yeah, I'd not trust harddrive that was open.

Yeah, you need to melt the glass for best results. As well, as some chips on HDD.

it gives me anxiety, too.

like seeing a dog kicked and he just cries and looks sad at his master who kicked him.

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There's arsenic in there, so wash up when you're done.

>Or kys, whichever.

Did you know that a single drop of silicone oil can kill your hard drive?

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CAN CONFIRM THIS WORKS

JUST HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THE ROTATIONAL VELOCIDENSITY

THE LASER SPEEDS THE MAGNETIC PLATTER FASTER THAN USUAL SO YOUR MP3S MIGHT SOUND A LITTLE HIGHER PITCHED

Instructions unclear, CD stuck in hard drive.

Helium isn't paramagnetic how can magnets control it

it's a useful one to keep people from opening their hard drives and having them fail a month later (assuming the thing works again when they put the lid back because lol incorrectly tightened screws)

imagine cumming on the platters while they're running

>imagine cumming on the platters while they're running
That is dirty weird.

The only instance I know of helium being contained inside a magnetic field is inside certain nuclear reactors, helium plasma is forced into a narrow stream using strong magnets

most plasmas react to magnetism, though

La creatura...

this has to be a troll

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>we're
fuck off

I have no idea what a hard drive is or does sorry.

I would wear this saying on a T shirt.

This really activates my carbons

>put a wheel on the head
>to avoid surface contact
You didn't think this through, did you?

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hey, that's my joke :c
were you, by any chance, in the gasmask thread on k?

I know what it means in Italian and how it translates in English, but what's the meaning of the meme?

>a wheel

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this is worse than shoveldog

A vacuum would suck all your data out.

>2017
>jumper block

It's pretty obvious why they put warnings like that on them.

Retards who try to open it and improperly handle it or improperly put it back together ruin their harddrive and then try to blame the company and get it replaced under warranty.

Everyone thinks this guy is retarded but he's on the right track

Instead of a wheel, just use magnets to keep the platters from touching in a vacuum.

Literally first result in Google.

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