"I PMed you the fix"

>start your own thread
>"use the search function before starting a thread"
>use the search function and find a relevant thread that is on topic, but doesn't answer your question
>want to keep all of the related information in the same place instead of fragmented across the forum
>mod replies with the aforementioned post
>or
>faggot high ranked member comments
>"WOW way to bump a dead thread! Please Dont

>start thread with problem
>only other solution on forum is a post 9 years ago on an obsolete OS
>"this issue has already been resolved, thread closed"

>realise you can't find any solution
>do the only logical thing and install Gentoo

>"I PMed you the fix"
Does this really happen?

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>google you problem
>10+ threads all with the same problem
>all closed none solved
>newest thread of those 2 years old

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>notice issue
>find out its literally been idle in the dev bug reports for 10 years

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>update package
>package breaks because the dev didn't bother to test it for compatibility with other packages
>look for solution on stackoverflow
>solution doesn't exist yet
>check back in periodically
>dozens of posts from users asking when the fuck the dev is going to release a patch
>best answer: "guys, this project has been abandoned, please use this inherently different package made for something else: ____.com/release"
>thread locked
I've honestly forgotten why I even chose to become a programmer.

+1 keked internally

It's usually crack/pirated software based fixes

>using a bunch of tabs
neck yourself.

>not testing edge cases

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>fix is in the link attached to the post
>leads to a 404 page

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here's your fix bro
megaupload.com/?d=6VG86O9U

all those fixed lost in time, like tears in rain

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This is what is wrong with Arch forums
If you're going to complain about necrobumping, just have the threads autosage for fucks sake. I guess the devs are too retarded to figure that out.

>360 total security
enjoy your botnet

>Memory
Just why?

inaba a cute

>Not having 32GiB of RAM just for potentil use by web browser
Literal brainlet.

another nice one

>implying that I need to waste 32gb of memory with useless browser tabs opened

if that isnt the ulysses manga then the cover is on the wrong side of the bok

>useless
i leave shit open as i see it, then i come back to it later

>someone ask for help
>giv help
>he replies by putting an @ in front of your repli and calls you a faggot

>reply "install gentoo"
>get proper response

>find useful project on github that hasn't been touched for a bit
>fix it up, submit pull request
>immediately replies with "fuck you, its abandoned"
>archives repo

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>frog posting
anyways
>"I have this problem with x and this is what I get when I do x and x, help?
>Thread closed due to insufficient details

>google powershell scripts to fix Windows 10
>can't be sure if they'll break my computer or not without looking at all the source code

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>report a bug on a software
>dev answers "it's not a bug, it's intended to work this way, btw it works for me"
>ignores all the other comments who request to fix that bug

pic related, it's this guy...

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>issue submitted to git repo
>30+ 'me too' comments
>open pull request with fix
>not merged in 6 months

>look up simple string manipulation api question for language I don't use often
>top response (chosen by asker) is a simple and obvious example
>tons of comments admonishing him for not going to more detail and explaining the philosophy behind it
>second response is massive multi paragraph bullshit
>has more votes and a bunch of comments praising the response

Why? Do they have nothing better to do?

>working on embedded systems lacking memory and computing power
>got a few issues with a software im using and needing a little help with enabling a certain feature
>ask in an embedded dev forum
>"you dont wanna do that, just use that [insert bloated shitware here] and use this [insert random feature which barely covers what im looking for]
>about to give up, just one more google page
>find exactly what i needed
>go back to embedded dev forum to inform them i solved the problem and write short explanation + link to other forum
>get massivly downvoted because i told them i found a better solution.

>Find thread where multiple people were having the same problem
>Last reply was a mod bitching about the poster before his post necroing the thread

>is this what compsci phds do

Too real for me

>no social life, no one ever comes to visit him
>no reason why anyone other than himself would ever be on his pc
>he still browses only in incognito mode, encrypts all his drives, and hides his porn

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>what does this Linux command does?
>first reply is some faglord telling you that such command violates the NAP and that "this other" command is a much better alternative
>rest of the thread dissolves into a shit flinging contest of retards arguing which distro is better at following the FOSS principles

>post a new thread
mod: there's already a thread for this!
>posts in said relevant thread
mod: do not necro old threads!
me: you know what? Fuck You!
mod: banned for flaming in forums!

Unironically makes me want to brutally murder forum moderators

>fuck boost

>Hi I am Rajesh and I also have same problem sir can u pm fix to [email protected]? Many thanks sir.

I use 100+ tabs and never got over 2 gigs of usage with palemoon, consider using a browser that's not shit.

that's the point of retarded apu meme

bump

>360 total security

Of course you're one of those 1000 tab retards.

Using a bunch of tabs is efficient, just keep all the shit you use daily open. I don't use bookmarks, I use tabs.

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Don't necro old threads, you have been warned, any further posts in this thread will result in a temporary ban from this forum.

This makes me nostalgic for forums where you'd have 60 page threads with titles like "CONTINUOUSLY TOPIC THREAD #12 - FORUM INSIDE JOKE SUBTITLE"

bump

what in the Lord

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No you don't, that's why you have so much shit open.

The bazaar has many twists and turns, but you can always find what you seek.

>same problem as I have
>Bug ticket created
>date: 2002
>Bug still unresolved

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>ask a question
>"Read the sticky, faggot"

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I really really really like this image op may I save it :DDDDD?

>I ask a question
>He PMs me the fix
>I fuck his ego in the ass and post it in the thread

tfw stackoverflow will also die one day

Do you hate it when other people on forums act like old friends?

there's nothing worse than when people are friends in public where i can see them, that's why i prefer image boards

Palemoon is shit and outdated, dev is a cancerous furry and a major asshole.