Why has no company even TRIED to release a commercial AI girlfriend product? Gotta start somewhere

they're actually all men

i refuse to believe that, proof?

>commercial AI girlfriend
Seriously, WHY? I have a hugging pillow and a fleshlight and a dishwasher. That pretty much covers my needs. What else is there that you'd need?

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>What is ELIZA
No chatbots pass the Turing test enough that they'd fill the same emotional void as a girlfriend. You can't sell such a product.

i simply see 3 drug addled abominations with shit-for-brains, living on daddy's credit card

>no market
same market video games has, specifically mmorpgs

In that case? Marry Marry Marry

Time to have my lifetime four-way trap relationship

watch the movie Her. I want that but unironically

25+ yo old, but with the mentality of 13 year olds.
No thanks

What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Study countless fields to phd level together
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Spend months living in siberian woodcabins away from civilization
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
>Animeeeeeee

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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Immature hipster kiddults. Yuck

>What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums?
I don't think I would dare stoop so low. It'd be kind of like having a body-pillow or a sex-doll. While you could bring it in public with you, it would be obvious that it is just an object for sexual pleasure and people would look at you like some kind of fucking autist.

Videogames are a hobby that simulate unaffordable or impossible activities. There is little to no substitute for most videogames.

An AI girlfriend is a substitute for a girlfriend, except the AI would probably be much more expensive. There is nothing new or novel to gain from an AI girlfriend. Maybe omnipresence? But you can already interact with a real gf 24/7 with current communication technology.

Some """""IA""""" date japoneses games.
Company begin full marketing gimmick or Competent IA developer know begin more sci-fy that real research.

It would just look like a super cute girl though, how would that be bad in public
Infact it's superior to any 3d girl so it would actually be a plus

>It would just look like a super cute girl though
Tyrone might think that his body-pillow looks really cute but regardless of how cute it looks, people will recognize it for what it is.

>except the AI would probably be much more expensive
Why would it probably be much more expensive? AI is already being developed for the sole purpose of research, might as well commercialize it. I started replying to you not knowing you were fucking retarded.

And obviously aj android gf is more for psychological and social needs than sexual pleasure

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They look like the browse tumblr

>marry, fuck, kill

Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about if you think we're anywhere close to general purpose AI.

>we're

stop larping you dumb neet lol

marry fuck kill

Ah, so you have autism. Well let me help explain it to you, since autistic people can't pick up context very well. When I said "we're", I was referring to humanity in general.

I want to worship the feet of the one in the middle.

I would arm my robot waifu with weapons can't let CIA niggers confiscate my loli folder.

Good thing I corrected you then, you learned something, good boy.

You mean I corrected you.

Fuck fuck fuck