/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
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#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user gets some stylus pens and a aux cassette • user is happy with his Chinese Undies • user reviews Edifier W830BT • user gets knife sharpener • user has to wait for his shit to ship out • user tries flashing his RUIZU X02 • Redmi Note 5 Globals expected to ship out April 15 • user receives famicom bootleg cartridge with a ton of games saves only one game at a time • user got the same knife sharpener as the user some posts up, his was sadly defective • user got a long sleeve gym shirt arrived in zipper bag • user gets HDMI cable and wall switch >Old News
• Ugee drawing tablet/screen works fine in Sai
• user finds new Xiaomi stickers
• user reviews mouth fedora
• user's shit didn't arrive, gets extras and a full refund
• user still isn't happy with his headlights
• user got some components for his vape
• After swapping tips for small tips user's new Yinyoo Pros sound much better
• user posts his new stuff • user got 21 vapes • user sets up reflow station
• Louis Rossmann reviews TS100 he got from Banggood
• MalayAnon got a good deal on refurbished HTC One's for just $25 each
• user receives Xiaomeme botnet router Previous thread

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db-electronics.ca/2017/07/05/the-dangers-of-3-3v-flash-in-retro-consoles/
aliexpress.com/item/earpads/32805992874.html
amazon.com/blah/dp/B06Y54P9T3
youtu.be/Vy3Soc5HOAA
aliexpress.com/item/2018-NEW-RS-97-RETRO-Handheld-Game-Console-Portable-Mini-Video-Gaming-Players-MP4-MP5-Playback/32851349514.html
boards.dingoonity.org/ingenic-jz4760-devices/revo-k101-shell-used-in-another-device/585/
aliexpress.com/item/csg-approved-tea/1908559091.html
aliexpress.com/item/Professiona-Ultra-High-Quality-Sterling-Earphone-Upgrade-Cable-For-Shure-SE215-SE535-SE315-SE425-SE846-UE900/32782796522.html?
aliexpress.com/item/Star-Wars-The-Force-Awakens-Samurai-Taisho-Darth-Vader-Death-Star-Armor-Ashigaru-Stormtrooper-Boba-Fett/32760573006.html
aliexpress.com/item/NECA-Terminator-Endoskeleton-Action-Figure-Classic-Figure-Toy-18cm/32644928254.html
aliexpress.com/item/Classic-Movie-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Doll-NECA-The-Terminator-2-T800-Cyberdyne-Showdown-Model-PVC-Action-Figure/32665374261.html
aliexpress.com/item/ToysPark-trangers-7-chelle-Xenomorph-Alien-Action-Figure-Extensible-Int-rieure-Bouche-Pacte-Film-Collection-2017/32842261693.html
aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-NECA-Predator-Series-8-Classic-Predator-25th-Anniversary-Jungle-Hunter-PVC-Action-Figure-Model/2048878600.html
banggood.com/MINI-M-Stand-Soldering-Iron-Stand-Bracket-Holder-for-TS100-p-1221451.html?rmmds=search&cur_warehouse=CN
aliexpress.com/item/memedian/32854003811.html
aliexpress.com/item/onahole-holder/32752561703.html
aliexpress.com/item/meem-shirt/32801314828.html
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_172290.html
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_135793.html
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_434463.html?wid=21
gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_603757.html
ebay.com/itm/Nice-Key-Shaped-Bottle-Opener-Ring-Keyring-Keychain-Metal-Beer-Bar-Tool-1005/192485734654?hash=item2cd10b38fe:g:rx4AAOSwmRNarJCA
aliexpress.com/item/headphones-pouch/32827503767.html
gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_360219.html
ebay.com/itm/Portable-Key-Knife-Shaped-Folding-Pocket-3-6-Long-Utility-Blade-Mini-Peeler-bh/323140728137?epid=1147415775&hash=item4b3cb03549:g:YEIAAOSwtfhYm-Gk
gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_400536.html
ebay.com/itm/2017-Multi-Tool-11in1-Hunting-Survival-Camping-Pocket-Military-Credit-Card-Knife/161938780558?hash=item25b44db18e:g:FH4AAOSwoydWjNB1
gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_630545.html
aliexpress.com/item/RUIZU-X02/32346629330.html
aliexpress.com/item/Rock-Zircon/32774506316.html
aliexpress.com/item/2017-MS16/32820009176.html
monkeyecho.com/daily-coupons/nitecore-tip-cri-led-keychain-light-cree-xp-g2-s3-6500k-silver-available-coupons/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>my reverse engineering of the supposed xiaomi malware didn't make the news
:(

also, frist

• user reverse engineers a qualcomm package that showed up on xiaomi some phones plans on doing further investigating

Missed it!

Unless its just a terminology issue? Universal glass-on-glass stems/bowls are 12cm, 14cm, 18cm. You got your bongs, down-stems, bowls. Bangers are the new hotness for Wax/Dabbing replacing Dome-And-Nail technology.

Just not sure what you want. There's a difference between searching "bong" and "18mm recycler bong faberge egg" for a fab-egg-recycler style bong with 18mm glass-on-glass bowl

mandatory "where is my note 5 and why hasn't it shipped yet" post

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well, there isn't much to add. BootUpReceiver.java seems to read some config file, then checks for an SSID called "MIOffice", then writes some shit to the config file.
overall, doesn't seem harmful, but I have no idea what those config files were supposed to contain, so...

where do you get those things?

shit, I wish I had seen this before...

prices? links?

What's the best chink smartphone? I want to run custom roms. Closest to Pixel quality.

This.

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Xiaomi redmi note 5.

>Chink Flashcarts
I like old consoles but hate tracking down and paying high prices for old games, so I invest in flashcarts.
>What the fuck is a flashcart
It's a cartridge for a console that can hold multiple games at a time. Flashcarts are different from multicarts because the user can add the games himself while multicarts have whatever the factory puts in there. This means you can run homebrew games and ROMhacks on real hardware
>Will these damage my console?
Some fag says they will db-electronics.ca/2017/07/05/the-dangers-of-3-3v-flash-in-retro-consoles/ ,some dude on /vr/ says they don't, I've been using mine for some time and all my consoles are still working fine.
>EZ-FlashIV - 25$
Works well, but came with an ugly ass software skin and hasn't been updated in 4 years. Casing plastic is shitty, uses microSD cards. Transferring games is annoying as fuck because you have to convert them. If you can buy the Everdrive GBA. Don't bother with the Supercard, it's super shitty ,uses Mini SDs and costs basically the same.
>Mega Everdrive - 30$
Clone of the Mega Everdrive by Krikzz(not the X3/X5/X7, the old one). Works well, supports every retail game Ithrew at it, but doesn't run Pier Solar. Uses Micro SDs and has a reset buton for Master System games. Yes, this thing runs MS games natively. Transferring games is copy paste like in every other everdrive. Ugly ass label tho. Don't try to update the firmware or you'll brick the cart.
>Super Everdrive - 45$
Forget about playing Starfox, Mario RPG or Kirby, this thing doesn't run any games with enhancement chips. That said, it'll run every other commercial game, so if you like JRPGs this is the thing for you. Uses SD cards.
>Everdrive N8 - 60$
Plays 99% of the NES library and has savestate support, which none of the others have. Uses SD cards, plastic is pretty good and they even copied the label. This is the best flashcart I have

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Post your findings on a github page, I'm really interested

What about Pandora's Box 5?

Dunno, never tried one, I have a cabinet running MAME for my arcade needs. This thing is a multicart though, so you can't run your own games. I also heard it has slowdowns on games like Metal Slug, more than what the original arcade had. I'd just go with a MAME machine. The only reason you'd want a Pandoora's Box is the JAMMA connections and you can get converters for those.

It would be pretty nice to have a small machine that could play all mame roms, nintendo and sega stuff, maybe the chinks could produce some kind of console hybrid for our pleasure.

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Just ordered a TS100. Any accessory recommendations? What do you guys use to prop it up?

If you want something portable hack a PSP or a 3DS. There's also the GPDXD, but those things are expensive as hell and I've never used one. If you want something at home get a raspberry pi and install Retro Pi on it. Get an 8bitdo controller while you're at it.

pls respond -> though I can't find the phones listed @ shopee anymore..

What about an orange pi, it's cheaper.

If it runs the same stuff as raspberry pi I don't see why it wouldn't work. It'll just be running some emulators, which run fine on almost anything unless you want to play n64/saturn and beyond

There's HM5's compatible pads on Ali. Got mine from "flowcross" seller.
I was hopeless of receiving mine after 5 months but they arrived, full pleather.
Pretty comfy and way more soft as expected.
Already considering a new set (velour) as spare.
Got a nice extra bass too, so far so good.

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havent ordered in months/years for aliexpress. what the fuck is this bullshit

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>document type matroska
wtf, since when does Jow Forums supports uploading webm contained in matroska files?

OP of that post here.
I am just using a hacky method to get Jow Forums to accept my video files is all. As you can see this is clearly a webm file.

That would be your order history page displaying a recent shipment and a package about to be shipped, user. What are you referring to?

oh never mind. i thought the processing time was like 59 days. the other one at the bottom was like 10 days and been waiting for a week for them to deliver out

it is, a 1050x796 webm, inside a 1280x720 matroska container. why? just for the soft defined upscale?

>inb4 sub filesize limit 320p still image matroska upscaled to 4k video files cancer

well, I guess I could do that
meanwhile, see and thanks. how much did they cost?
I'm looking for pads for the philips SHP1900 headphones. I didn't know the name of these things...
I can't find them cheaper than this ($9 w/shipping):
aliexpress.com/item/earpads/32805992874.html
I don't get why these little shits are so expensive, it's literally what the headphones cost... in fact, buying from amazon would be cheaper:
amazon.com/blah/dp/B06Y54P9T3
guess I'll have to find compatible ones that are bigger and cheaper

I believe 10 days is the max the Seller can do without getting you to "Extend the Processing".

Chink Sellers are notorious for being out-of-stock yet still taking your orders while they sort out sourcing issues. I said last thread or the one before that I'd rather they just told the truth. I don't necessarily mind waiting, but they try to be all shady about it.

Sometimes the truth is sour but actually I was lazy and since Jow Forums is crap for webms I removed the audio track using mkvmerge to make it compatible.

They're called earpads.
In your case I think it's better to invest in a new headphone. There are good sub $50 models

How do I add sub-programs to WeChat?

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>ordered package from Spain
>tracking shows it's in China


what do?

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Pick a phone that has an official AEX build on the aospextended website.

The tiny ceramic one, I have it and it's pretty cute.
Or if you have plenty space on your desk, nothing since the tip is lighter than the body and it doesn't lean down.
Also, you might want a spare tip, maybe another shape.

speaking of cute, the other day i got a couple of pic related (ir remote silicone covers) and they are damn cute

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Look like condom to me

>Cassette aux
May i ask what car/stereo youre gonna use it with?

Contour 98
It's a piece of crap, but it's my first and only car...

>prevents juices from getting inside
kinda

The one true king Awful Reviews is BACK with a new review!

youtu.be/Vy3Soc5HOAA

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>ordered package from China
>tracking shows it's in Sweden

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behold you homos
aliexpress.com/item/2018-NEW-RS-97-RETRO-Handheld-Game-Console-Portable-Mini-Video-Gaming-Players-MP4-MP5-Playback/32851349514.html

boards.dingoonity.org/ingenic-jz4760-devices/revo-k101-shell-used-in-another-device/585/

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He'd be much better off with a PS VITA.
You just have to make sure to get a hackable one. Or get a super cheap non-hackable one and wait until the scene releases 3.67 exploit later this year.

that picture is heartwarming

Has anyone tried this tea? I wonder how it tastes
aliexpress.com/item/csg-approved-tea/1908559091.html

>t. virgin

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yes

Updated RGB Yeelight user: My Ali shows package finally moving. 17track still just showing Shipping Info Received. Whatever. I'll take Ali's tracking as a good sign. Hopefully yours ships soon.

Sometimes I wonder if this shit is real or if it's just drugs

snake oil

Its not drugs, its something some Chinese women genuinely do.

MI A1 will get official Android One ROMs for the next 2 years, so it's "close to Pixel".

I'm moving back to Sweden in 2 weeks. Any good news on bypassing the fee?

don't go back to Sweden

Tea has antibacterial properties, as long as you don't add milk.

I have a BGVP DN1 and the cables are starting to wear out. Looking to replace it and found this on Ali. To be sure, this cable works right, since it's an MMCX connector?

aliexpress.com/item/Professiona-Ultra-High-Quality-Sterling-Earphone-Upgrade-Cable-For-Shure-SE215-SE535-SE315-SE425-SE846-UE900/32782796522.html?

Should work.

What are people's thoughts on knockoff Chinese figures?

aliexpress.com/item/Star-Wars-The-Force-Awakens-Samurai-Taisho-Darth-Vader-Death-Star-Armor-Ashigaru-Stormtrooper-Boba-Fett/32760573006.html

aliexpress.com/item/NECA-Terminator-Endoskeleton-Action-Figure-Classic-Figure-Toy-18cm/32644928254.html

aliexpress.com/item/Classic-Movie-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Doll-NECA-The-Terminator-2-T800-Cyberdyne-Showdown-Model-PVC-Action-Figure/32665374261.html

aliexpress.com/item/ToysPark-trangers-7-chelle-Xenomorph-Alien-Action-Figure-Extensible-Int-rieure-Bouche-Pacte-Film-Collection-2017/32842261693.html

aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-NECA-Predator-Series-8-Classic-Predator-25th-Anniversary-Jungle-Hunter-PVC-Action-Figure-Model/2048878600.html

banggood.com/MINI-M-Stand-Soldering-Iron-Stand-Bracket-Holder-for-TS100-p-1221451.html?rmmds=search&cur_warehouse=CN

Thanks.

Quality varies but is over all acceptable

NP. I just ordered three sets of the SGZ-DN1s. One for me, one for my fiance, one for my Marine bro. I figure I'd need a replacement cable eventually so I've been looking into them too. I'll probably end up ordering the same ones.

domestic post's tracking site says I can pick my shit up at the local post office, I just went there and the package isn't there
should I open a dispute now or wait until monday and try again at the post office?

Wait

I received my chuwi tablet. But the keyboard and pen i ordered with are missing

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DISPUTE!!

This happens very often to me (I live in the nethetlands) they probably put their stuff on the cheapest flight in the general direction of europe. and this somehow always happens to be sweden

All's good

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I'm kinda looking for something to buy

been using the randomizer but I can't find anything that catches my eye
most of the stuff on the infographic as wellwellwell

gonna be looking thru some past threads, but anyone has suggestions?

aliexpress.com/item/memedian/32854003811.html
aliexpress.com/item/onahole-holder/32752561703.html
aliexpress.com/item/meem-shirt/32801314828.html

That second link is super useful.

For what

At least give as some input about things you like.

maybe something like a gadget?
like everyday carry stuff?

The powerbank I ordered arrived in under three weeks
Quality seems acceptable, it's fully plastic and the button seems loose, but it's lightweight, which is nice for hiking, and has USB-C in, which means I only need one cable and the leds pulsate while loading
Negative point is that the USB-C to C cable which was pictured on aliexpress wasn't actually included

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This.

>Cree flashlight, recommended
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_172290.html

>Nitecore Tube
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_135793.html

>Nitecore Tip, superior, wait for a sale, got mine for 12€
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_434463.html?wid=21

>Bottle opener keychain
gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_603757.html

ebay.com/itm/Nice-Key-Shaped-Bottle-Opener-Ring-Keyring-Keychain-Metal-Beer-Bar-Tool-1005/192485734654?hash=item2cd10b38fe:g:rx4AAOSwmRNarJCA

>Headphones pouch
aliexpress.com/item/headphones-pouch/32827503767.html

>Key shaped knives
gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_360219.html

ebay.com/itm/Portable-Key-Knife-Shaped-Folding-Pocket-3-6-Long-Utility-Blade-Mini-Peeler-bh/323140728137?epid=1147415775&hash=item4b3cb03549:g:YEIAAOSwtfhYm-Gk

>One piece multi tool
gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_400536.html

>Card multi tool
ebay.com/itm/2017-Multi-Tool-11in1-Hunting-Survival-Camping-Pocket-Military-Credit-Card-Knife/161938780558?hash=item25b44db18e:g:FH4AAOSwoydWjNB1

>Sanrenmu 7010
gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_630545.html

>Ruizu x02
aliexpress.com/item/RUIZU-X02/32346629330.html

>Rock Zircon
aliexpress.com/item/Rock-Zircon/32774506316.html

>Headroom MS16
aliexpress.com/item/2017-MS16/32820009176.html

Hope something catches your eye.

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I'm looking for sturdy bycicle tires.
My mom's a news delivery woman and her bycicle tires always find every glass shard etc on the way.

What kind of chink tires would you recommend? I heards "continental gatorskin" tires are really good but I need someone's opinion who knows more about bikes.

What other cycling equipment could I get for her that's a must for every cyclist?

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>unshipped orders: 1
it's gonna take all weekend, isn't it

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these nitecore flashlights seem interesting, what are the differences between the Tube and the Tip? I can only see a button on the Tip for gradual light instead of the simple on/off switch

The Tip is way brighter, I have it and it's great. If you get it the CREE chip is the best option, more powerful and energy efficient.

It seems the gray color has a discount, 16 bucks seems nice

where do I pick the CREE chip and why not the other one?

Do not get the complains about NiceHCK as I ordered during the sale and it is arriving in a week too.
They probably just had problems sourcing the tin audio as my two IEMs were shipped instantly. Actually weird enough it seems that out of the 20 orders I made the first three items to arrive are all IEMs, the REEMAX and NiceHCK Bros.

Before buying it I did some research.

CREE has a white light tone, while the NICHIA is warmer. There was an extensive video review and the guy showed that the CREE was stronger, and also had longer battery life.

These usually go on sale at GB (and they are more expensive on Ali), so if you're not in a rush wait a bit, I got the grey model for 12 bucks wich is a steal for such quality.

They also released a new SS model wich is stronger, but really, I think the Tip is good enough.

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Got a pair of pepe frog MD/Genesis controllers for Retropie in addition to NES and SNES ones so I can play MK1 properly. The D-pad and buttons are a bit loose and the overall feel is less solid than the SNES controller from the same guys, but somehow this D-pad controls the best of the three.

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They also come with le edgy gaming stickers of absolutely dreadful quality that I won't even bother trying to put on.

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Just ordered these bad boys

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Don't go chink for durable tyres. Continental Gatorskin are good, Specialized Armadillos, Schwalbe Marathon. Don't forget all their possible variations (some of which are even tougher).

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Received Fiio X5 III with ATH MSR7 bundle from Aliexpress anniversary sales.

The headphones are good, but they're not really chinkshit. Sound is great, comfort is "eh" with really shallow earcups.
The X5 is pretty good as far as playing music go. It's pretty bad at everything else though, it takes ages to scan the folders for music files, the interface isn't great, I had the music player software crash, and more time than not I can feel the software being unresponsive. Was a good deal with the headphones, wouldn't recommand it otherwise.

That only works with tubes user. I really doubt a newspaper delivery person uses tubes on their daily bicycle.

How do I track when it goes on sale? Checking out their website they seem to have a lot of different models
any other I should check out like the Tini?

Add it to your whis list, you will get notified if it goes on sale.

Also check if this works.

monkeyecho.com/daily-coupons/nitecore-tip-cri-led-keychain-light-cree-xp-g2-s3-6500k-silver-available-coupons/

Seonding Schwalbe Marathon. Never had any punctures with those (though I'm a skinnyfag so that might've helped)

Thanks man, I'll look for some in the local stores then
She does actually, if tubes mean the "inner float".
Sorry but not a bike genius here

does nobody update the infographic? I need to know about the new memes on headphones and earphones

As said before the person who does them might have no time, be too lazy to do it etc.
If you want to make one then go ahead.

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>I'm moving back to Sweden
Don't, it's lost to us now.

>She does actually, if tubes mean the "inner float".
>Sorry but not a bike genius here
No, I'm talking about tubular tyres. Basically a big donut which you glue to the wheel, rather than an inner tube and a tire outside.

What's the deal with batteries not shipping to my country from GB?

I've had them shipped in the past.