hello Jow Forums, welcome to my thread! today i don't really have a topic so this is a free thread but please be nice..
Hello Jow Forums, welcome to my thread! today i don't really have a topic so this is a free thread but please be nice
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This thread is also made for memorable quotes from Switzerland
"If one runs naked with a speed of 80 km/h around a tree, there is the possibility to fuck yourself."
- Albert Einstein, commenting the theory of relativity
More quotes are coming in from Switzerland
"Man invented the mousetrap, but no mouse on the world would construct an atomic bomb."
– Albert Einstein
And another one
"Some men try to understand women, other men bother with easier subjects, for example the theory of relativity." – Original quotation
Yes, it appears if we have another one. Let me remind you that this is the same Switzerland that posted in yesterdays topic where I also featured!
Because he always came late, he invented the excuse, that time is relative. Yet, this claim didn't find any acceptance. He also invented the very well known formula: "E = Mail". The folk calls it E-mail and this stupid AOL-program always says „You've got mail“ to it.
You again?
my wife chino is so cute
wtf this thread is confusing
DELET
DON’T
HAPPY END
sayori did nothing wrong
im in a car shhh
I agree. Especially the part where she killed herself.
you aren't driving are you?
NO SHE NEVER DESERVES IT
no of course not I’m not stupid lol
good, good.
POO
I see we have new arrivals in the thread, I'd like to welcome each and every one of you. Feel free to be free in this thread but also never forget to also be nice, you're free to the point where nice becomes mean - after that you are no longer nice and must post a timestamp.
It seems we have run out of posts where Switzerland quotes someone else. This time around I instead chose to quote him directly, enjoy!
"Without Einstein's relativity theory, Star Wars wouldn't have the hyperdrive." - Switzerland
hello Jow Forums (insert : topic, question, my answer to question or my opinion. /optional how i feel/ ) this is a free thread but please be nice :)
most threads i do this. but umm there are exceptions
Thanks for the format, although this thread is primarily a database for quotes.
okey! your welcome.
You're*
im sorry :(
Episk tråd min vän
on a scale of 1-10 how shit is your country
I have no more quotes right now, sorry. Just wanted to make a quick update.
Alright, found another quote to use. PHEW, thought I was done for there.
"I think its this" - Switzerland
Well I got it right this time! No worries!
"Stay tuned for more quotes!
"Kot ID get!" - Switzerland" - Switzerland
Another quote worth a mention! Hope you enjoy!
"sorry, but i kinda abandoned/forgot about this thread to go shitpost on Jow Forums" - Switzerland