K is for KDE, polished and clean

K is for KDE, polished and clean,
O is for On my computer machine!
N is for Nothing is gone from your features,
Q is for Qt, your toolkit and creatures!
Thanks to all that (and some more!) you see,
I is for I LOVE YOU, KDE!!!!!

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another pointless day where i think about killing myself

ditto

lmao im so screencapping this and posting to Jow Forums subreddit xD

upgoated

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Fucking faggot lmao

>K is for KDE, polished and clean,
The onus is then on you to show that Kmail is fixed and no longer wipes out the mailbox on a routine basis.

Try.

>>K is for KDE, polished and clean,
Like Baloo?
Fucking KeK

I is for I WANT TO FUGG KONQI!!!!!!

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Is KONQI confirmed KKK?

>polished
lol

Sieg Heil !

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bump

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blur me baby

Based konqiposter.

Konqi is NOT for lewds!

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Repelling.

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Lewd

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>onus
It's ownness, tard boy.

konqi poster is nice but what happened to akari and maki posters?
Were both of them banned or did they just get bored?

i want to fuck that dinosaur

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Konqi is being witty and charming, entertaining Mr. God!

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egg head really needs to learn to close his legs

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Microsoft is finished!

why are you removing the eyes?

>scared of dying
>extremely scared of not living to my old age
>want to kill myself because of this
what did my brain mean by this?

It's just a smudge, his eyes are still there

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Do NOT lewd Konqi!

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>kde uses so many libraries it can't handle it
seems accurate

that's just qtcore, he's on his way to get a dump truck to pick up qtgui

It's for art practice; draw them back on!

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needs megamilk eyes

Just use a window manager already

I want to fuck that dinosaur

Konqi is too pure to be lewded!

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done

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that didn't turn out how I imagined it

how about now

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better

png with alpha for you to shitpost

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>when you have to run kwin --replace again

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>kwin --replace
you mean kwin_x11 --replace &

Akari and Maki are nonfree botnet anime. Konqi is freedoms-respecting stationary anime.

>[3459 points] Jow Forums user considers suicide
>top comment [459 points] [gold x2]t:
>lol the best part of this subreddit is that I get to see all the funny meme words without having to go to Jow Forums XD

FUCK kde. I really wanted to like it but the bugs ARE HORRIBLE. I am waiting for LXQT to become stable. Konqi can suck my dick

No need for & when you run it from krunner.

im going to copy paste this on reddit and there's NOTHING you can do about it dumb nerd lmao

Why does the site 503 error now?

what bugs specifically?

You're allowed to, thanks to CC BY-SA~
Because it's being worked on still.

only took freetards 10 years to copy congrats

It's been erroring for like 6 months now. How much time does it take to work on a site that plays a meme video?

"Soon" is a great meme but unless you're valve, you've left soon and became never :|

I have big ambitions for the website, and I haven't been able to work on it lately as much as I would have liked. That's going to change soon, though, and you'll see an update within the month~

Laptop overheating when the lid is closed (kde neon)

Touchpad settings resetting when the PC goes to sleep (kubuntu)

Everytime I boot I get asked for the keyring password, WiFi does not connect automatically, no way to run dolphin as root mode anymore (GNOME practices).

And not really a big but a big annoyance: qt does not support text highlighting in PDF's and GTK does. What the fuck man.

Hope so user, there's been a number of times I wanted to link your cool pizza site, only to remember it's not up.

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No, really

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>Not knowing Konqi-poster

based konqi poster

I want to like KDE but I just can't do it

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kde is bloat. It's crazy how gnome even pulls less dependencies

Does a fucking foot have a qt poem?

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this probably has more to do with debian's awful package management than it does with KDE

KDE is not fucking polished. Fast? Sure. Features? Sure. But polished? Fuck no. That's its biggest problem and is why I switched to GNOME.

What's wrong? They're mostly small modules that add functionality. 119MB disk space for Konsole + Phonon with libvlc etc. etc. ain't bad imo. Konsole is pretty much the most full-featured terminal emulator

we cinnamon here

KDE is a bloated piece of shit, go with XFCE if you're going to bother with a DE, otherwise go with something like i3WM

I honestly really love TrinityDE
I just wish it had thumbnails.
I just hope lxqt pans out as a decent kde replacement

>vlc required to install a terminal emulator

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blame debian

Information for package konsole:
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Repository : openSUSE-20180326-0
Name : konsole
Version : 17.12.3-1.1
Arch : x86_64
Vendor : openSUSE
Installed Size : 448.8 KiB
Installed : Yes
Status : up-to-date
Source package : konsole-17.12.3-1.1.src
Summary : KDE Terminal
Description :
Konsole is a terminal emulator for the K Desktop Environment.
Requires : [29]
/bin/sh
libc.so.6(GLIBC_2.14)(64bit)
libstdc++.so.6()(64bit)
libstdc++.so.6(CXXABI_1.3)(64bit)
libstdc++.so.6(GLIBCXX_3.4)(64bit)
libQt5Core.so.5()(64bit)
libQt5Core.so.5(Qt_5)(64bit)
libQt5Core.so.5(Qt_5.10)(64bit)
libQt5Gui.so.5()(64bit)
libQt5Gui.so.5(Qt_5)(64bit)
libQt5Widgets.so.5()(64bit)
libQt5Widgets.so.5(Qt_5)(64bit)
libKF5CoreAddons.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5I18n.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5ConfigCore.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5WidgetsAddons.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5ConfigWidgets.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5XmlGui.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5ConfigGui.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5KIOWidgets.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5Completion.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5IconThemes.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5DBusAddons.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5Crash.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5WindowSystem.so.5()(64bit)
libKF5NotifyConfig.so.5()(64bit)
libkonsoleprivate.so.17()(64bit)
konsole-part = 17.12.3
/sbin/ldconfig

wtf i love kde now

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