Got some douche bag kids that like to sit outside at 7am blairing shitty rap music on a Bluetooth speaker. Any of you guys have suggestions on how to remotely turn off their speaker or otherwise put a stop to their music?
Got some douche bag kids that like to sit outside at 7am blairing shitty rap music on a Bluetooth speaker...
Jason Ward
Connor Richardson
put Confederate flag on balcony
Carter Fisher
hack their speaker
Alexander Morris
Start a repressive regime which exploits the vulnerabilities of the general publics desperate desires.
Then outrule rap music.
Done.
Adrian Davis
use a rifle.
Jace Reed
Someone is jealous some kids are getting laid whole your posting about which browsers are botnet...
Gabriel Martin
try to out-noise them with classical music
whoever has the loudest speakers wins
David Robinson
Hi riese
William Scott
invest in an illegal bluetooth jamming device
Parker Moore
I guarantee too things. The kids op is talking about are middle school kids waiting at the bus stop. The other is that you are 15 years old or younger, and still a virgin, which there’s nothing wrong with, because you’re 15.
Nolan Morgan
1. Find out which frequency the Bluetooth connection works at using a Spectrum
2. Jam that frequency with a signal generator and some 20-30dB amplifiers
3. If he hops frequencies, jam those frequencies as well (shit like speakers shouldn't be able to use the entire 2.4/5GHz band AFAIK so you will corner it eventually).
Andrew Hernandez
Connect with your phone or laptop and pause streaming
Jaxson Stewart
Buy a gun.
Jonathan James
Connect to it and play accoustic gay/hentai porn/nightcore.
Alternatively, if their bluetooth stack allows it, crank up the volume and destroy the speaker with the signal that causes the maximum clipping.
Zachary Jenkins
Go out and politely ask the kid to turn the volume down, then become good neighbor with him
Adrian Miller
Kids have sex at 13 now grandpa
Logan Taylor
Yeah degenerate ghetto kids, and it was the same in the 90s too.
Andrew Harris
There's this primitive technology called asking kids to go somewhere else
Oliver Evans
buy a bigger speaker and play nothing but youtube meme compilations full blast. Similar to what i did to my shitty neighbors after they kept me away all night.
Cameron Walker
>virgin shaming
Wyatt Bell
that xiaomi boom box is shit btw
Kevin Ross
Grow up and realize that 7am is not even close to being "too early".
Isaac Bennett
>I've never heard of shotgun weddings
Andrew Barnes
Daniel Campbell
shoot the speaker with a gun
Ayden Hall
Buy a signal generator and a directional antenna, send a saw-tooth wave at 5 watts between 2400-2485 MHz
Ian Howard
What frequency to use for the saw tooth? Need to space the frequency bins properly
Landon Nguyen
>illegal
how so? I mean there are a couple hundred youtube videos shiwing a step by step guide.
OP just look up "bluetooth jammer" so you can either build or get one. easy as that. keep in mind that these are usually very short range devices
Chase Cook
... 2400-2485...
want me to hold your hand?
Cameron Taylor
Blast eurobeat and nightcore anime openings
Daniel Bennett
if you knock the connection out the speaker may go into pairing mode. you might be able to time it just right and connect to it yourself, then crank your volume on some japanese puke porn
Matthew Bell
report them for public nuisance to the police
Jaxson Ward
Just buy a .22lr rifle and shoot their speaker. Or their head if you don't want them to do it again.
Thomas Lopez
holy shit, that's scary, is that real?
Josiah Gray
make sure to aim for the battery to set in on fire
Henry Hill
Nevermind, I watched another ten seconds and I retract my previous statement
Owen Cooper
Now I'm not sure again
Michael White
This. Three Tenors at full blast. Remember to sing along in your underwear where they can see you.
Dominic King
Better yet - pedo music
Asher Miller
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Ryder Murphy
So anything by Nanahira?
youtube.com
Jacob Walker
Had no idea there were so many other Texans on here. How y'all doin?
Also OP just ask them politely to turn it down a bit.
Nicholas Sanchez
Of course
Wyatt Lopez
>Also OP just ask them politely to turn it down a bit.
That's how a child imagines adult advice looks like.
Alexander Perry
>That's how a child imagines adult advice looks like.
This is why you don't have friends, user.
Adam Hernandez
That's what a child's comeback looks like. Don't dig yourself any deeper.
Grayson Wright
A 22lr is going to get you in trouble. I have an air rifle that's silent as a nun's fart, accurate as shit and still powerful enough to wreck shit, and according to the govt "it isn't a gun" and isn't subject to the same laws than "real guns" do.
You can get one for like $300 at Walmart.
Tyler Rodriguez
fcc.gov
>The use of "cell jammers" or similar devices designed to intentionally block, jam, or interfere with authorized radio communications (signal blockers, GPS jammers, or text stoppers, etc.) is a violation of federal law.
Logan Morgan
That's awesome. Crazy ass ruskies
Luke Baker
People who sit around blasting music in public are not considerate individuals. In my experience they either ignore you or they just turn their music back up again 5 mins later.
Tyler Martin
>Someone is jealous some kids are getting laid
Dumb-assed kid detected.
Gavin Taylor
land of the free™
Xavier Stewart
Git fucked, nerd.
Leo Phillips
I think the only thing you can do is get one if those teen/child repellant devices. It plays a high pitched frequency that most adults can't hear, but will annoy the shit out of kids.
Mason Reyes
Julian Baker
>Get identical speaker
>Hook up to microphone system
>Play the inverted signal back
>Cancels out the music
>Sweet sweet silence
Alexander Bennett
13? you'd better step up to the times, granny