Who's ready to watch the zucc fry live before congress?

How sad is it that the it only reason people care about this is they think Facebook indirectly or directly got Trump elected. I feel like Zuckerberg's wondering what he did wrong while Congress goes "YoU kNoW wHaT U dId"

>who's ready to watch the zucc fry live before congress?
Hope he pulls a Shkreli on this one. Plead the 5th all the way.
youtube.com/watch?v=LPIQ_gyiHag

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Fucken This!

>be part of cabal that owns Congress
>get questioned by said Congress
>Amerifats: "he's getting roasted!"
How stupid can you be? When is the last time a Congress hearing resulted in a CEO or President of a major US corporation being prosecuted?

The last chance for Joe Barton to apologize

judiciary.senate.gov/meetings/facebook-social-media-privacy-and-the-use-and-abuse-of-data
Livestream starting, boys

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>implying that the congress isn't full of the same jews as faceberg
I'm sure they'll put on a small show you, silly goyim

>mouth ratchets open
>emits sonic waves, stunning everyone present
>ventwalks away

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tyvm

this must feel comfy

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lmao zucc looks so awkwad. he is not human

He looks like a complete turboautist that is struggling to maintain a facade of normalcy taught to him by his coach.

see his gulp and eyes start darting side to side the moment someone mentioned IG?
top kek

his shape shifting skills are growing weaker

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livestream

youtube.com/watch?v=Mz5adc_HswU

this guys not a human
look at his eyes

zuckerBORG

one word

R E P T I L E S

"Senator we run ads"

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SENATOR WE RUN ADS

senator idk
senator idk
senator idk
senator idk

Who's the ayy lmao behind the zucc?

"Senator I don't know."
"Senator please repeat the question."

S E N A T O R
E
N
A
T
O
R

THEY BROUGHT UP PALANTIR

oh shit boys this is it here we go

fuckin peter thiel the grey eminence behind everything gon get REKT

>ERROR
>ERROR
>ERROR
>restarting process zucc.exe

Who is this Cantwell bitch? I love her, she literally rides all over Zucc.

washingtonpost on twitch

watch on pbs niggas:

youtube.com/watch?v=qAZiDRonYZI

LET ME CLARIFY - I'M NOT AWARE OF THE SUBPOENAS

oh shit he's melting

LMAO actually showing memes now

THE FACADE IS CRACKING

Could he pass it?

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Facebook invented genocide

where can one buy US Government branded water like that?

>we all agree with that
>o-o-o-ok

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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MR ZUCKERBERG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE MEME PAGES?

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>working on getting hate speech down in 24 hours

NO FREEDOM
O
T
FREE

I don't understand how its FB responsibility to stop hate speech if they're not the creators of the content.

The female in the blue, to the right of this old man is a smug bitch. Look at her face lul.

My 2 year old son could probably out-Turing him

predictions lads?
im thinking 50 billion fee and a slap on the wrists

Why the fuck did they print that shit? Why not just project it or something?

Zuckerberg 2020

GRAHAM ABSOLUTELY BTFOING

Who is this bos guy they mentioned?

What did he say that they didn't agree with?

>reality disturbs me

>is there real competition you face
>yes

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They do create content when their AI chooses what each user sees.

CAR ANALOGIES

BUY
FORD

Because it's funnier

buzzfeed.com/ryanmac/growth-at-any-cost-top-facebook-executive-defended-data?utm_term=.nvqMQ6o4D#.upw3jdyR8

Its basically "give a striaght answer Dumb Fuck"

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>europeans

This is so stupid. Facebook is a collection of services. Each service has many competitors. The whole collection doesn't have one single organized competitor, but who cares? Anything Facebook does, you can do with a combination of other tools.

>grumpy old grandpas talking tech
Why do we do this again?

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SOMEONE SHOOP THE HAIR ON HIM

i wish they ask him if they track non users. we know they do, but it would be more relevant a direct answer under oath. also if they are able to listen to microphones without user knowledge or consent (they do)
>inb4 it is on the ToS

has this fuck ever read the EULA of any software or website he uses?

>Do you think the EU gets (privacy regulations) right?
>I think they get things right
Based

>in certain areas
>well specificities....

Holy fuck dude

EUROPE

EUROPE

EUROPE

>ZUCC NEEDS A BOOSTER SEAT
FUCKING MANLETS

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>tfw nothing is still gonna happen

How will the US ever recover?

>Anything Facebook does, you can do with a combination of other tools.
see, that's the point

people don't want multiple services

they want everything in one place

and only fb provides that

thus, monopoly

email provides that.

>I want to thank you

He's missing ass

i died

>Sir your crime is not giving your products individual brand names.

Cool beans, they'll just rename modules of Facebook so that they are their own brands and daughter companies.

why is he not under oath? is there going to be a phase where he is under oath or is the decision being made here and thats it

>facebook actually gave money for 80% of those senators' campaigns

It's a battery, he is a jew cyborg

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Because this is an informative hearing. He's not under a criminal investigation.

Question from a non-Facebook user: can't you adjust your account settings to not allow your data to be collected by third parties?

because he works with 3 letter agencies this is all just a show by the government to let him know they can still push his shit

all these idiots are surprised that trump campaign was allowed to pay for ads as if dems couldn't

He's not at a trial, he's only testifying.

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>fry
nigger, facebook LITERALLY funds the election campaigns of something like 85% of this entire committee.

>KLOBUCHAR

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>tfw they make you use the big boy chair

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He dindu nuthin. His users agreed to this.

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>Hate speech
That is protected by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, as was judged by the Supreme Court there is no such thing as "Hate Speech", if you want to push your jewish garbage move out of the United States of America

How many of these grandpas have five search engine toolbars on their Internet browsers

because god doesn't exist

First he speaks openly without oaths, then he speaks in private, no cameras and no microphones, under oath.

You may have noticed a few questions were dropped to be discussed later confidentially.

you can, after the EU fried their ass for being a literal botnet facebook actually tightened their security a lot, now you only have to worry about the several thousand ad firms legitimately buying every piece of information you post, instead of the ones getting it on the side

capitalism obviously ends up in monopolies unless regulated, and I don't get how retarded lawyers who know nothing about technology could regulate this mess

AFAIK, you can't

He spilled some spaghetti when they asked about data stored in Russia